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Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
In a world where martial artists reign supreme, strength is everything. Unfortunately, that logic doesn't apply to a certain Florida Man.
Refined in the nuclear fallout wasteland, Leo was the strongest mutant alive. He carried an alien artifact, allowing him to exchange his lifespan for modern items. After 50,000 years of solitary life in a humanless world, he collected enough lifespan to transmigrate to another habitable world.
Leo was later thrown into a mysterious planet. He soon discovered that his body produced radiation, and it mutated the surrounding plants and grasses. Worrying that he might ruin the beautiful planet, he chose to live in seclusion.
Unfortunately, the local population soon discovered his existence, and a misunderstanding ensued.
Latest chapters
- Chapter 193 Woman Called Cops on Florida Man For Allegedly Sexual-Harassed Her, Made Her Fall in Love with Him, Then Friendzoned Her. No Baby Has Been Conceived.
- Chapter 192 NetFlex Announced New Hangover Movie Would Be Based on True Story of Florida Man Waking Up to the Aftermath of Alien War.
- Chapter 191 Florida Man Sued Dead Pro-War Rioters for Raiding His Shopping Mall and Got Shot to Death by His Employees.
- Chapter 190 Pedophile Tourist Attempting to Sexual-Harass Girl during Halloween Event Shot By Florida Man Cosplayed as Pedophile Bear.
- Chapter 189 Trained “Cat” Maimed Neighbors When Local Trainer Took Her For A Walk. All Dead Bodies Found In Florida Man’s Refrigerator Marked As “Cat Food”.
Chapter List
- 101 Florida Man Accused of Sending Children to Lithium Mine 20 Hours a Day
- 102 Florida Man Traveling to China to Join Shaolin Temple Discovers Rare Pokemon
- 103 Florida Man Proclaims Himself as Messiah and Found New Religion to Become True Atheist
- 104 Florida Man Sings on Mountain, Becomes Disney Princess and Haunted by Ghost
- 105 Florida Man Criticizes Missionary, Gets Struck by Lightning, and Gains Enlightenment
- 106 Florida Man Raises Fund to Arm His Children with 12-Gauge Shotguns for Self-Protection in School
- 107 Philanthropist “Mr. Florida Man” Teaches Teen Carjacking Techniques and How to Survive Cop Chases
- 108 Florida Man Sued by IATA as He Flies to Space by Riding Drone
- 109 Locals Concerned as Florida Man Sponsors Female-Only Orphanage to Adopt a Daughter and Recruit Underaged Employees
- 110 Locals Refuse to Call Cops after Witnessing Florida Man Urinating on Wooden Mannequin in front of His 6-Year-Old Daughter, "We saw nothing!"
- 111 Florida Man Evicts 100-Year-Old Elders from Nursing Home and Forces Them to Work in Sweatshop
- 112 The Congress Denied the Threat of Functioning Alien Spaceship after Florida Man Fired Death Star Beam from Excavated Spaceship in His Backyard
- 113 Florida Teen Discovers Real Lightsaber in Alien Spaceship and Claims Ownership. Star Wars Fans Riots.
- 114 NSA Agents Files Lawsuit against Florida Man for Riding Unicorn into Area 51
- 115 Florida Man Riding Unicorn on Highway While Fleeing from Area 51’s Military Tanks Gets Caught on Video
- 116 Florida Man Robs Astronauts’ Graves to Eat Their Bones
- 117 Naked Florida Man Dances and Sings to Cheer Arson Victim after He Burnt Her House
- 118 Florida Man Murders 10 Elders and Bring Their Corpses Home for Food
- 119 Warrant Issued on Florida Man Again after His Missing Man-Eating Cat Found in Church Along With Half-Eaten Priests
- 120 Homeless Florida Man Arrested for Taking a Bath
- 121 Florida Man Outruns Cops by Mimicking Animals
- 122 Self-Proclaiming Environment Activist Florida Man Steals Church Pillar and Doors to Recycle Them
- 123 Armed Florida Man Interrupted Baptism Ceremony to Rescue His Cat. One Pastor Killed.
- 124 WHO Baffled as Florida Man Successfully Cured COVID by Spitting into Patient’s Mouth
- 125 Florida Man Accused of Being Pedophile after He Escorted Lost Child to Her Parent’s Home
- 126 Florida Man Abducts Children Home, Discovers They Are Adult Cosplayers
- 127 Florida Man Steals Man's Underwear to Smell Its Crotch
- 128 Florida Man Announces He Will Open Kindergarten for Elders
- 129 Florida Man Claims He Understands Life Better After Talking to Statues
- 130 Local Floridians Concerned as Florida Man Erects Caiman Farm Instead of Alligator Farm
- 131 Florida Man Invents Laser-Shooting Matchlock Rifles to Make Anime Character "Tanya Von Degurechaff" Real
- 132 Florida Man Armed His Employees with Job Applications to Repel Potential Looters
- 133 Florida Man Distributes Guns to School Teachers and Students for Self-Protection. Multiple School Shooters Reported 10 Minutes Later.
- 134 Florida Man Purchases Luxurious Sports Cars to Decorate Parking Lot
- 135 Florida Man Attempted Time Traveling, Crashed His Brand New Ferrari Roma into Trees.
- 136 Florida Man Arrested For Hiding A Thousand Underage Immigrants and One Dead Body in His Sweatshop
- 137 Florida Man Forces Minor to Fight in Martial Arts Tournament Wearing John Wick’s Tactical Suit and Carrying Gun
- 138 Middle-Aged Florida Men Identified as Teenagers Participate in School Sports Tournament
- 139 Florida Man Fingers Elementary School Girl in Public to Heal Her Eyes
- 140 Florida Man Struck by Lightning While Fingering His 7-Year-Old Girlfriend
- 141 Florida Man Discharged Homemade Nuclear Waste Water While Taking Bath in River, Claimed the Water Came From Fukushima
- 142 SWAT Team and FBI Mobilized as Florida Man Successfully Genetic-Engineered 7-Year-Old Girl into Adult WAIFU
- 143 Wanted Florida Man Dressing in Among Us Suit is Terrorizes Towns. FBI Warns Children Not to Trust Any Man in Among Us Cosplay.
- 144 Florida Man Accidentally Evaporated Entire Town by Shooting Fireworks While Parachuting. One of the Fireworks Was Genuine 100-ton TNT.
- 145 Florida Man Burnt Alive While Doing TikTok Challenge - Taking a Bath in Active Volcano
- 146 Florida Man Defends Bullied Man from Angry Karen by Using Mushrooms, then Mocks Her for Having “Saggy” Genitalia.
- 147 Florida Man Earns Millions by Forcing Teen to Eat Black Matsutake Mushroom with Cheese
- 148 Florida Man Encourages Martial Art Students to Bring Guns to Karate Class
- 149 Florida Man Successfully Launches First Ever Flying Bus, Screams at Passengers Not to Parachute during Flight, “This ain’t Fortnite!”
- 150 Florida Man Attends Parent’s Meeting at Local Middle School While Bringing Adult Toys to Advertise His Store