Chapter 2702: Vegetarian Meal

The Weirdo was annoyed, “What’s the difference? It’s still all about food.”

Xiao Jiu said with grievance, “It’s definitely different. I eat worms and greens every day, while you get to enjoy fish and meat daily. Missing a meal won’t kill you, but it’s a big deal for me. Missing this meal means I have to wait until next month, how miserable is that!”

The master was so heartless and punished it and Zi Xia with a month’s meat ban. Not only did he actually not give them meat, but he flaunted his fish and meat in front of them every day, leaving both it and Zi Xia drooling.

One night, they just couldn’t resist anymore, so the bird and the person sneaked into the kitchen to steal food. Who would have thought they’d be caught by the master red-handed? Not only did they get no meat, but Zi Xia was punished to do laundry for a month. Since it was a bird and had no hands or feet, it couldn’t work, so the master couldn’t do anything to it, letting it escape punishment.

The Weirdo nodded while eating, showing sympathy, “It’s pretty miserable, but who told you to have no brains and offend that girl?”

Xiao Jiu: “Haven’t you heard a saying?”

The Weirdo: “What saying?”

Xiao Jiu: “People make mistakes, horses stumble. We just made a slip of the tongue.”

The Weirdo: “Well, with that girl’s temperament, saying the wrong thing is enough to give you guys a hard time. A month will pass fast, bear with it.”

After speaking, he grabbed another piece of meat in his mouth, eating it noisily.

Xiao Jiu looked at him eagerly, “Big Worm, why are you as annoying as the master?”

“How am I annoying?” With his mouth stuffed full of food, the Weirdo spoke indistinctly.

Xiao Jiu swallowed, pitifully saying, “Always using food to tempt others, annoying.”

The Weirdo smacked his lips again and said, “What? Is eating against the law?”

Xiao Jiu looked pitifully at the meat in the Weirdo’s bowl, wishing to take a bite, but not daring enough, so he could only indulge his eyes, “Eating isn’t against the law, but hogging it all seems wrong.”

The Weirdo scoffed, “When you were eating earlier, why didn’t you say that? Even I was drooling.”

Xiao Jiu indicated that seeing meat makes one forget everything.

Under Xiao Jiu’s watchful eye, the Weirdo finished a bowl of food and meat with relish.

“Gone, really gone?” Xiao Jiu could hardly believe his eyes, the whole big bowl of meat was gone in a flash, and the Weirdo was too heartless, just like the master, not leaving even a tiny bit for it, not even a bite!

But indeed, it was all gone, leaving only an empty bowl.

“What are you looking at? Let’s go!” The Weirdo leaped several meters, turning his head back to see Xiao Jiu still staring blankly at the bowl.

Xiao Jiu reluctantly looked at the bowl, wishing it could sprout a piece of meat inside, distractedly asking, “Go where?”

The Weirdo: “Didn’t you say to make trouble?”

Knowing that some days ago, Xuexue and Long Rui went to Gu’s Mansion to cause trouble, scaring Old Master Gu into a severe illness, still lying in bed now, barely alive, they had mages come over and offered vegetarian meals.

Hoping to pass through this major disaster.

The Weirdo knew it was Old Master Gu who blew up Xuexue with explosives, extremely furious, thinking if something happened to Xuexue, he wouldn’t be able to restore his arms and legs to normal. Whom could he cry to then?

So, after discussing with Xiao Jiu, they decided to come to Gu’s Mansion to cause trouble. Who knew that upon arriving at the door, the Weirdo happened to be hungry and couldn’t help but eat the food from others, delaying their main task.

Xiao Jiu looked up at the sky, seeing it’s already Shichen Chinese Time when the meals had long been delivered and wondering what trouble could they still cause?