SKIPPABLE EXTRA: HIGHER REALMS LIVE CHAT

[HIGHER REALMS LIVE CHAT - BROADCAST INTERRUPTED]

[From Nick's Fart]

XxShadowSlayerxX: OH BOY. HERE WE GO. THE FART ARC BEGINS.

NTR_Lover69: I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS CHAPTER FOR WEEKS. LET THE CUCKOLDING COMMENCE.

DestroyerOfWorlds: "Blondie Fart-Boy" sounds like a superhero spoof. I'd read that manga.

GoonerKing: The water cooler is the real MVP of this chapter.

Larry_Simp_01: I'M ONLY HERE FOR LARRY. WHERE IS MY SKELETON SON?!?!

DragonSlayerFan_01: WHERE IS DRAGON SLAYER?! I SWEAR IF HE MISSES THIS FIGHT...

[Kaz and Kashime reveals that they are reincarnation too.]

NTR_Lover69: "Fart-boy." KAZ IS COOKING HIM ALIVE LMAOOOO.

XxShadowSlayerxX: Nick's face when he realized he's not the main character. Priceless.

SystemAdmin: Nick's Ego has suffered critical damage. Repair time: Indefinite.

GoonerKing: "The System chose you because you were the easiest to manipulate." KAZ SPITTING FACTS.

LoreMaster_77: So there are at least 4-5 reincarnated protagonists in this room alone. The protagonist market is oversaturated. Ravenloft Holdings should consider a merger.

Larry_Simp_01: I don't care about reincarnations. WHERE IS LARRY?!

DragonSlayerFan_01: Dragon Slayer ran off like 2 chapters ago. Did anyone check on him? Is he okay?

[Mordecai speaking]

XxShadowSlayerxX: THAT VOICE. THE CEO IS IN THE BUILDING. (Metaphorically.)

NTR_Lover69: "Enjoy it while you still draw breath, then think about who sent you here." MORDEKAI IS A MENACE.

MicroShock: Luna is literally taking notes. Someone check on her. She might explode.

GoonerKing: "Blonde mage with the questionable browser history." HE CALLED HIM OUT. IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. I'M DECEASED.

LoreMaster_77: Mordecai just conducted a personalized moral audit remotely. In real-time. He identified a potential predator and issued a verbal restraining order without any paperwork. This man is a god of efficiency.

Larry_Simp_01: OKAY THAT WAS FUNNY BUT I STILL WANT LARRY.

DragonSlayerFan_01: Dragon Slayer is probably crying in a corner somewhere. He missed the best line of the chapter.

NTR_Lover69: "Here, we are sane people." SAID THE NECROMANCER. THE IRONY IS DELICIOUS.

SystemAdmin: The Depressed Blonde Mage has been flagged for "Questionable Browser History." HR has been notified.

[Jin's Army failure]

XxShadowSlayerxX: THE SHADOW KNIGHT BOWED. AND APOLOGIZED. I'M SCREAMING.

NTR_Lover69: "Even your imaginary friends don't want to hang out with you." WUKONG IS THE GREATEST CHARACTER EVER WRITTEN.

GoonerKing: The shadow goblin waving the white flag. I need that as an emote.

LoreMaster_77: Jin's ultimate skill literally abandoned him out of sheer terror. This is what happens when you don't unionize your shadow army.

Larry_Simp_01: LARRY WOULD NEVER ABANDON MORDECAI. JUST SAYING. (Also where is he?)

DragonSlayerFan_01: Meanwhile, Dragon Slayer is somewhere else, probably fighting a rock and calling it a dragon. I miss him.

XxShadowSlayerxX: "Even your imaginary friends don't want to hang out with you. Tragic." PUT THAT ON A T-SHIRT.

[Jin loses]

NTR_Lover69: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

XxShadowSlayerxX: "My ultimate technique... defeated by a sigh..." JIN IS NEVER RECOVERING FROM THIS.

Lukas_The_Great: That's what you get for not having a dental plan, Jin.

GoonerKing: Wukong literally blew him away. No hands. No staff. Just breath. RESPECT.

Larry_Simp_01: Okay, Wukong is cool. But can she polish a spoon? I think not. LARRY SWEEP.

DragonSlayerFan_01: Dragon Slayer would have at least tried to bite her. He's not smart, but he's brave. (Probably.)

LoreMaster_77: The thematic implications of this are profound. Jin, who relies on shadows and darkness, was defeated by something as simple as air. The most basic element. Wukong is essentially saying "your entire existence is irrelevant."

NTR_Lover69: Bro it's not that deep. She blew on him like a candle. He flew away. It's funny.

[Nick drinks the potion and becomes a squirrel]

XxShadowSlayerxX: NO WAY. NO F*CKING WAY. HE SQUEAKS.

NTR_Lover69: "Pweepawe to die, monstew!" I AM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR. THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT IN LITERARY HISTORY.

SirLoinFan: The Hero of Light. The Chosen One. Sounds like a squeaky toy. Incredible. @XxShadowSlayerxX fuck you,

XxShadowSlayerxX: @SirLoinFan, WTF? WHY ARE YOU FLAMING? DUMBASS

GoonerKing: Wukong dropping to one knee from laughing too hard. SAME. SAME.

Larry_Simp_01: Okay. Okay. That was funny. BUT WHERE IS LARRY?!

DragonSlayerFan_01: DRAGON SLAYER WOULD NEVER SQUEAK. HE WOULD ROAR. (Even if it's just a normal person roar. He'd try.)

XxShadowSlayerxX: "He said 'waughing'!" KAZ IS THE MVP OF THIS CHAPTER.

NTR_Lover69: THE HERO SOUNDS LIKE A DYING SQUIRREL. NICK IS NEVER LIVING THIS DOWN. #GetCuckedNick

LoreMaster_77: The alchemical precision of Jeanette's trap is remarkable. She didn't just silence him. She made him humiliate himself every time he opened his mouth. Psychological warfare at its finest.

SystemAdmin: Nick's vocal cords have been temporarily reclassified as "Comedic Relief." Duration: Indefinite.

PowerScaler_99: Nah bro Goku solos this entire dungeon low diff.

LoreMaster_77: @PowerScaler_99 please shut the fuck up for five minutes.

MonkeyKingCultist: Wukong using 0.0000001% aura and dismantling the entire raid is mythology accurate.

SoloLevelingFanboy: Nah Jin was nerfed by the author.

MonkeyKingCultist: Brother she literally scared his summons into unemployment.

CEO_Enjoyer: This isn't a dungeon. It's a corporate restructuring process.

AntiCapitalistMage: Ravenloft Holdings is what happens when LinkedIn gains sentience.

Larry_Simp_01: LARRY WOULD HAVE CLEANED THIS ROOM FASTER.

WukongFeetEnjoyer: respectfully shut up about Larry for ONE chapter.

Larry_Simp_01: NO.

EdgelordHunter: Kashime got RickRolled in a fantasy dungeon 😭😭😭

RetroMemes: Jeanette weaponizing dead memes is actual terrorism.

BAKUDEKU_CANON: IZUOCHA IS NOT CANON, IT WAS FORCED BY AUTHOR!

Higher_Realms_Chat_Moderator: [User @BAKUDEKU_CANON Banned]

DragonSlayerFan_01: WHERE IS MY GOAT

EggTheory_42: What if the egg IS the dragon?

DragonSlayerFan_01: DON'T SAY THAT.

SystemAdmin: Current Raid Statistics:

• EXP Earned: 0
• Gold Lost: Catastrophic
• Psychological Damage: Irreversible
• Heroic Dignity: Deleted

NTR_Lover69: Nick getting humiliated by:

• clones
• farts
• squeaks
• pubic hair

  This is my Avengers Endgame.

CasualViewer22: I came for fantasy fights.

Why am I watching corporate psychological warfare and loving it?

LoreMaster_77: The waiting room is symbolic.

The protagonists are being forced to confront the reality that they are no longer protagonists.

GoonerKing: bro it's literally DMV arc 😭

JinwooDefenseSquad: Jin was caught off guard.

EveryoneInChat: HE LOST TO AIR.

WukongFan_888: The funniest part is that Wukong was genuinely trying NOT to kill them.

Larry_Simp_01: Calling it now: Larry is gonna solo the real boss accidentally while cleaning. Honestly? Probably canon.

[The friendship Plot-Driven Attack]

XxShadowSlayerxX: Kaz threw a rock. A NORMAL ROCK. And it was part of the "ultimate attack." I can't.

NTR_Lover69: "FINAL JUDGMENT WIGHT!" "DEMON'S BULLET!" "ABYSSAL SHADOW FRAGMENT!" "...Kick!" KAZ IS THE BEST.

GoonerKing: The rock hit Wukong. Did it do damage? No. But it hit her. That's more than anyone else did.

Larry_Simp_01: Respect the rock. Also, WHERE IS LARRY?!

DragonSlayerFan_01: Dragon Slayer would have thrown himself, not a rock. He's the weapon. (I miss him so much.)

XxShadowSlayerxX: "I'm just a hair, boys. ONE. A single strand of hair." THE REVELATION. THE HUMILIATION. THE ABSOLUTE DISRESPECT.

NTR_Lover69: THEY LOST TO A PUBIC HAIR. A PUBIC HAIR. NICK IS NEVER RECOVERING FROM THIS.

Dao_Cultivator: "It is not even a good hair." The admin note is the funniest part. @NTR_Lover69 get laid.

GoonerKing: "And you just burned your ultimate moves, your potions, your dignity, and your vocal cords... to defeat a single strand of pubic hair." WUKONG WITH THE KILL SHOT.

LoreMaster_77: The psychological damage inflicted by this revelation is incalculable. They didn't lose to a boss. They didn't lose to a mini-boss. They lost to a follicle. Their entire raid was invalidated by basic biology.

SystemAdmin: The Kingdom of Oakhaven is now 4.7 million gold coins in debt. The raid has yielded zero EXP. The Hero sounds like a squeaky toy. The raid is a complete and utter failure. Ravenloft Holdings: 1. Oakhaven: 0.

Larry_Simp_01: Okay. That was amazing. But I still want Larry. Give me Larry. WHERE IS THE JANITOR.

[Wukong says "Bye"]

XxShadowSlayerxX: I'm done. I'm finished. This is peak fiction.

NTR_Lover69: "But getting hit by scumbags as you count as my loss, so you won. Bye." SHE LET THEM WIN. SHE GOT BORED. THE SASS.

GoonerKing: Wukong is the best character in this story and it's not even close. (Sorry Larry.)

Larry_Simp_01: HOW DARE YOU. LARRY IS THE BEST. (But... okay, she's pretty cool. I'll allow it.)

DragonSlayerFan_01: DRAGON SLAYER UPDATE?! ANYONE?! IS HE STILL RUNNING TOWARD THE ROAR?!

[END OF LIVE CHAT - BROADCAST RESUMING NORMALLY]