Holy Crap! My Cat is Actually a Female CEO?!
Chapter 103: Surely Xiaobai Wasn’t Transformed From a Living Person
Chapter 103: Chapter 103: Surely Xiaobai Wasn’t Transformed From a Living Person
「Two and a half minutes later.」
Gu Yizhou finished drying his hair. He casually put down the hairdryer, and only then did he notice Xiaobai staring intently at him.
"Xiaobai, what are you looking at?"
He walked up to Yan Luoxi and said with a slight smile, "Xiaobai, it’s still early. How about we take a nap together?"
Uhh...
Yan Luoxi suddenly felt shy.
It wasn’t the first time she had slept in the same bed with Gu Yizhou in her cat form.
But hearing this jerk say it now... it still made a person—er, a cat—feel a little shy!
Especially after that last time, when she had suddenly turned back into her human form while lying on the bed, and how Gu Yizhou had grabbed her chest.
’It’s mortifying just to think about it.’
While Yan Luoxi was lost in her chaotic thoughts, Gu Yizhou scooped her up in one motion.
He looked at her with a smile. "Let’s go. Time for a nap..."
And just like that, Yan Luoxi was carried back to the room by Gu Yizhou and plopped onto the bed.
She landed on her back, all four paws in the air, a surprisingly seductive pose.
If she were in her human form, the sight would have probably given Gu Yizhou a massive nosebleed.
But unfortunately for him, she was just a little white cat at the moment!
Seeing the look of utter despair on her face, Gu Yizhou found it rather amusing.
"Come on, I’m just asking you to nap with me. It’s not like I’m asking for anything else. What’s with the drama?"
He reached out and tapped Xiaobai’s little pink nose, saying with a chuckle.
Yan Luoxi was speechless.
’What does he mean, ’just’ asking me to nap with him?’
’Just listen to him!’
’Is that something a human being would say?’
She shot Gu Yizhou a look, then whipped her head to the side, refusing to acknowledge this dog of a man!
Gu Yizhou paid her no mind, casually shrugging off his bathrobe before lying down.
As a wave of warmth washed over her, Yan Luoxi knew Gu Yizhou had lain down beside her.
Then, she felt a pair of large hands pull her into an embrace.
’Hm?’
But she suddenly felt that something was off.
’This feeling...’
’It’s not right!’
She struggled to crane her little head back for a look, only to see Gu Yizhou’s devastatingly handsome profile right in front of her.
BA-DUMP, BA-DUMP—
For some reason, Yan Luoxi’s heart began to race.
WHOOSH—
Her face flushed slightly red.
Of course, in her current form, no one could tell she was blushing.
"Good girl, Xiaobai. Daddy’s gonna hold you while we sleep."
Gu Yizhou reached out to stroke her little head, his voice soft and gentle.
For some reason, this time she didn’t get angry when she heard Gu Yizhou call himself ’Daddy’ like she usually did. Instead, his voice seemed to carry a magical quality that instantly calmed her heart.
She felt inexplicably at ease.
’Do I have masochistic tendencies?’
’Or maybe I have the same kind of weird fetish as him?’
’No!’
’Impossible!’
’How could I possibly have such a weird mindset!’
’It must be because this dog of a man has been calling himself ’Daddy’ every day. He’s brainwashed me, and I was just caught off guard for a second!’
’Yes!’
’That’s it!’
Yan Luoxi tried to convince herself.
As she was lost in thought, she heard Gu Yizhou’s breathing gradually even out.
Clearly, he was asleep!
Hmph.
Yan Luoxi pouted her little mouth, her face a mask of disdain.
’Are you a pig?!’
’How can you fall asleep so fast!’
She grumbled to herself.
After lying there for another moment, Yan Luoxi painstakingly wiggled her little body around to face Gu Yizhou.
It was only then that she noticed the jerk was shirtless!
’No wonder it felt so strange a moment ago!’
The realization finally dawned on Yan Luoxi.
’Pah!’
’Jerk! Scumbag! Huge pervert! Damn hooligan!’
She waved her paws at Gu Yizhou’s face, cursing him endlessly in her mind.
Utterly bored, she cursed him for a while until she grew tired, then decided she might as well close her eyes and sleep too.
Before she knew it, she had fallen asleep, using Gu Yizhou’s arm as a pillow.
The only sound left in the room was the steady breathing of one man and one cat.
...
「6:30 PM」
"Quietly holding the blue-flower token, keeping a promise true, goodbyes are always spent in sorrowful view..."
A loud cell phone alarm blared through the bedroom.
Still in a daze, Yan Luoxi was jolted awake by Gu Yizhou’s alarm.
Having been woken up so rudely, Yan Luoxi’s temper flared.
She was definitely not a morning person—or, well, a being-woken-up person!
"Meeoow~!"
She stuck out a paw and started scratching at Gu Yizhou.
’This damn man!’
’His own alarm didn’t even wake him up, but it woke me up instead!’
’What a jerk!’
’Scumbag!’
Yan Luoxi cursed inwardly as she continued to scratch at Gu Yizhou.
Of course, she wasn’t using her full strength.
Otherwise, she could have clawed that jerk’s skin clean off in a heartbeat!
"Mmm???"
Gu Yizhou slowly opened his eyes.
He was still groggy.
He could only feel something scratching him, and it was very uncomfortable.
He couldn’t see clearly at first and almost slapped at it instinctively.
Thankfully!
A second later, he was fully awake.
He rubbed his sleep-filled eyes.
He saw Xiaobai indignantly scratching at him.
Uhh...
Gu Yizhou came to his senses. Thank goodness he hadn’t actually slapped her.
Otherwise, he might have smacked Xiaobai to death!
However, ’what is Xiaobai doing?’
’Why is she scratching me?’
Gu Yizhou was completely baffled.
Uhh...
"Xiaobai, what... are you doing?" he asked helplessly.
"Meeoow~"
Yan Luoxi meowed at him irritably.
’What am I doing?’
’If it weren’t for you, you jerk, would I have been woken up?’
"Quietly holding the blue-flower token, keeping a promise true, goodbyes are always spent in sorrowful view..."
Just then, Gu Yizhou’s alarm rang again.
"Meow~"
Yan Luoxi meowed again, this time in the direction of Gu Yizhou’s phone.
It was only then that Gu Yizhou understood.
’So she was woken up by my alarm.’
’Is she... ...venting her frustration?’
’She’s so human-like...’
’Holy crap... This little white cat I found is way too smart!’
’Damn, it’s like the only thing she can’t do is talk!’
A thought suddenly struck Gu Yizhou. ’My Xiaobai couldn’t possibly be a person in disguise, could she?!’
He thought about it for a moment, then immediately shook his head.
’I must still be half-asleep.’
’How could that be possible!’
’There’s a living, breathing cat right here in front of me. How could Xiaobai possibly be a person!’
Gu Yizhou reached for the phone on his nightstand and turned off the alarm.
He glanced at the time on his phone.
It was already 6:30 PM.
Uhh...
’Is it that late already?’
Gu Yizhou paused, slightly taken aback.
He hadn’t expected to sleep for so long during a nap. It was time to get up.
He scooped Xiaobai up onto his chest, gently squished her little cheeks with both hands, and said with a grin, "Xiaobai, it’s almost dark. Let’s get up!"
Yan Luoxi was speechless.
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