Chapter 104: You Scumbag Cat, You’re Turning Your Back on Me, Aren’t You?

Chapter 104: Chapter 104: You Scumbag Cat, You’re Turning Your Back on Me, Aren’t You?

"Meow~!"

’Oh, so you *finally* realize it’s dark out?’

’Sleeping like a log!’

Yan Luoxi meowed at him, her thoughts filled with discontent.

She seemed to have forgotten that she had just been sleeping like a log herself...

Just as she was thinking this, Gu Yizhou scooped her up.

She was caught completely off guard as he lifted her into his arms.

She struggled!

"Meow~"

"HISS..."

Yan Luoxi’s ears flattened back like an airplane’s.

She hissed at Gu Yizhou while struggling, not wanting him to touch her at all!

"Hmm??"

Gu Yizhou saw Xiaobai struggling in his arms, seemingly resisting him.

His brows furrowed slightly.

"Xiaobai, what’s wrong?"

"You wake up from a nap and suddenly you don’t want me to hold you anymore?"

Gu Yizhou looked at her and said, "You little player cat. So you sleep with me and then want to pull up your pants... oh, you don’t have pants. You just want to pretend you don’t know me, is that it?"

Yan Luoxi: "..."

’What does he mean, *I* slept with *him*????’

’This bastard, is he even speaking human?!’

Hearing Gu Yizhou’s words, Yan Luoxi couldn’t resist the urge to bite him to death!

’Who’s the one getting the short end of the stick here? Are you that clueless?’

Sorry, but Gu Yizhou really was that clueless!

He then reached out with his right hand and began to pet the little white cat!

Yan Luoxi felt a wave of pleasure wash over her, as if every pore on her body had opened up.

This was her feline nature taking over!

She blissfully closed her eyes and instantly stopped struggling...

Yan Luoxi felt so helpless!

’But what can I do?’

’I can’t control myself!’

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"Alright, no more petting for now. Daddy’s going to order some takeout."

After petting her for a little while longer, Gu Yizhou stopped and picked up his phone.

"Meow~!"

Yan Luoxi let out a displeased meow, but there was nothing she could do.

"Alright, alright, you’ll get some too. I’ll cook you some chicken breast in a bit, okay!"

After ordering his takeout, Gu Yizhou saw Xiaobai staring at him and said with a smile.

Yan Luoxi: "..."

’I want you to keep petting me! Who the hell wants to eat chicken breast!’

She shot Gu Yizhou an annoyed glare—er... okay, she couldn’t really roll her eyes!

"By the way, Xiaobai, I’m curious. You’re always running off outside every day. Where do you go?"

Gu Yizhou grabbed the little stray’s paws and wiggled them as he spoke. "Come on, tell me. Do you really have another cat on the side?"

Yan Luoxi: "..."

’You’re the one with another cat on the side!’

’No, wait. You dog of a man, you have a dog on the side!’

’That’s right!’

’This dog of a man really does have a dog on the side!’

’And he even kissed her!’

’Hmph!’

The thought of it made Yan Luoxi furious!

But what could she do about being furious?

Nothing!

Gu Yizhou had no idea!

He suddenly remembered that this silly little cat hadn’t had a bath since they came back from the pet shop.

Before, when she didn’t sneak out, it was fine.

But lately, she was always running out.

Even though her fur still looked as pure and white as snow.

But she was definitely bringing back some dirt and germs.

It was time to give her a bath.

Gu Yizhou thought to himself.

"Xiaobai, you’ve been running outside a lot lately. Let me give you a bath," Gu Yizhou said suddenly.

"What???"

Yan Luoxi, who had been enjoying the petting, froze when she heard Gu Yizhou’s words. Her eyes went wide.

She stared at Gu Yizhou with her big eyes, a look of disbelief on her face.

’A bath???’

’This stinking jerk said he wants to give me a bath???’

Yan Luoxi’s mind was instantly thrown into chaos!

’I’d never even considered this!’

’The last time at the pet shop, it was a nice young vet who gave her the bath, which was acceptable!’

’But now Gu Yizhou was saying he wanted to bathe her himself? This was a little hard for me to accept!’

’Even though I’m in the form of a cat right now!’

’But if he bathes me, wouldn’t that be the same as him... being seen by him...’

"WHIMPER..."

’No way!’

’I’m the dignified female president of a multi-billion-dollar corporation! How can I let him bathe me? Don’t I have any pride?!’

In that instant, a million thoughts raced through Yan Luoxi’s mind.

"Meow~"

She let out a loud meow at Gu Yizhou.

Then, catching Gu Yizhou off guard, she wriggled out of his arms. As fast as she could, SWOOSH, she shot out of the room. SLIP, she dove under the sofa...

Gu Yizhou: "..."

He stared at his now-empty arms, completely baffled.

’What the...’

’She’s that against it?’

’I’ve heard people say that all cats are afraid of water. I didn’t think it was actually true,’ Gu Yizhou thought to himself.

But how could Gu Yizhou know? It wasn’t that the cat was afraid of water, but that Yan Luoxi didn’t want this dog of a man to bathe her!

Huddled under the sofa, Yan Luoxi’s heart was still pounding with fear!

’If I hadn’t run so fast, I probably would have been dragged off for a bath!’

But did Yan Luoxi really think she could escape her fate just like that?

Gu Yizhou was convinced that since she was always running outside lately, her body was definitely covered in germs!

So today, he absolutely had to give her a bath!

Not even Jesus himself could stop him!

Gu Yizhou had spoken!

Otherwise, if he kept sleeping with her in his arms every day, wouldn’t he get covered in germs too!

"Xiaobai, Xiaobai, don’t run! Come on out!"

Gu Yizhou lay down on the floor, peeking under the sofa and speaking in a soft, gentle voice.

Under the sofa, Yan Luoxi rolled her eyes.

’Hmph!’

’Don’t run?’

’In your dreams!’

’If I don’t run, should I just wait for you to drag me off for a bath?’

’Don’t I, Yan Luoxi, have any pride?’

’I’m not coming out! Let’s see what you can do about it!’

’Nyah nyah nyah~’

Yan Luoxi thought, feeling quite smug.

Gu Yizhou saw that Xiaobai was just hiding under the sofa, completely ignoring him.

And so, the corners of his mouth curved up slightly as he suddenly recalled a method he had used before.

"Xiaobai, if you don’t come out, then don’t blame me for what happens next!" Gu Yizhou said with a smirk.

’Hmm??’

’Not blame him?’

’Let’s see what you can do to me!’

Yan Luoxi thought contemptuously after hearing his words.

But Gu Yizhou saw that Xiaobai paid him no mind.

He shook his head helplessly.

’In that case, you really can’t blame me!’

Gu Yizhou got up and walked away.

Huddled under the sofa, Yan Luoxi heard the movement and felt a little puzzled.

’That jerk left?’

She slowly shifted her body out from under the sofa, then peeked her little head out to sneak a look at Gu Yizhou.

She saw Gu Yizhou walk into the bathroom.

SHHH~

SPLASH... SPLASH...

Yan Luoxi heard the sound of running water coming from the bathroom.

’Huh?’

’Didn’t that jerk already take a shower? Is he taking another one?’

Yan Luoxi’s face was a mask of confusion!

「A few minutes later...」

Gu Yizhou had filled a bucket to the brim with water in the bathroom!

Just as Yan Luoxi was wondering what was going on,

Gu Yizhou emerged from the bathroom carrying the full bucket of water.

Hearing Gu Yizhou come out, Yan Luoxi was so scared she immediately scrambled back under the sofa!

But Gu Yizhou, carrying the bucket, walked over to the sofa with a smirk on his face...