Holy Crap! My Cat is Actually a Female CEO?!

Chapter 102: Don’t Tell Me You’ve Been Eating Pig Feed?

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Chapter 102: Chapter 102: Don’t Tell Me You’ve Been Eating Pig Feed?

Of course, Gu Yizhou had no idea what the little white cat was thinking.

He pressed the little white cat tightly between his legs.

Yan Luoxi: "..."

She immediately went quiet!

’There’s nothing I can do!’

...

"Oh, right, Xiaobai. When Dad isn’t home tomorrow, you can’t go running off again, you hear?"

Having suddenly remembered something, Gu Yizhou began to admonish Xiaobai.

"Meow~!"

Yan Luoxi was speechless.

’Dad my ass! I’m going to run off anyway, what are you gonna do about it?’

’Nyah nyah nyah~’

She thought, exasperated.

Seeing Xiaobai’s disdainful expression, Gu Yizhou knew this little rascal was rebellious to the core. She would definitely sneak out again tomorrow when he wasn’t home!

He knew Xiaobai could understand him. While she might not get every word, she could at least grasp the general meaning of what he was saying.

"Xiaobai, you really can’t be so mischievous. Yesterday afternoon, I came home and couldn’t find you. I was worried sick, you know!"

"I couldn’t even focus at work today. I only lasted half the day before I took time off to come home and look for you. So you can’t keep running off like this, understand?"

Gu Yizhou said patiently, a helpless look on his face.

’So this guy took time off from work... No wonder!’

Yan Luoxi thought to herself.

’That damn guy actually took time off work because of me.’

’Earlier, I thought Gu Yizhou had just secretly skipped work. I even said I was going to dock his pay!’

’But it turned out to be because of me...’

’This...’

Yan Luoxi secretly snuck a glance at Gu Yizhou, a strange, indescribable feeling suddenly welling up in her heart.

"Xiaobai, how about this? What if I take you with me tomorrow?"

Gu Yizhou suggested after a moment of thought.

He figured it would be best to come home after work tomorrow, pick Xiaobai up, and then head over to his mom’s place together. That way, she wouldn’t run off like she did yesterday afternoon!

He had originally planned to just take Xiaobai straight to the office with him in the morning.

But on second thought, the office was full of people. Bringing a pet to work didn’t seem appropriate. So, he abandoned that idea and compromised, deciding to come back for her after work instead.

"Huh?"

Before Yan Luoxi could even process what he’d said, Gu Yizhou had already made up his mind.

"Yep, it’s settled. Tomorrow after work, I’ll come back to get you first. We’ll go to my mom’s place together, and then we’ll come home together after dinner!"

Only then did Yan Luoxi clearly understand what Gu Yizhou had just said.

’Take me with him???’

’This damn man, you’ve really got some nerve!’

She was beyond speechless.

’Just how worried is this damn jerk that I’ll actually run away and disappear!’

As speechless as she was, for some reason, Yan Luoxi also felt a small flicker of secret delight.

’But don’t you think this makes us even, you damn man!’

’For all the times you’ve bullied me, I swear, one day I’ll get my revenge for every single one!’

’Hmph!’

...

Just as her mind was wandering, Gu Yizhou suddenly spoke up. "You know, Xiaobai, that vet the other day said you’re a female cat. I can’t even tell. How do they know the difference, I wonder?"

Gu Yizhou mused aloud.

"?????"

Gu Yizhou’s words sent a jolt through Yan Luoxi.

All the fur on her body stood on end in an instant!

’Holy crap...’

’What is this damn guy trying to do???’

’He’s not thinking of checking for himself, is he?’

’No way!’

’Absolutely not!’

’My very decency is at stake!’

’You bastard!’

’You pervert!’

’Let me go!’

"Meeeoow~"

"HISS~"

Yan Luoxi struggled, trying to escape from Gu Yizhou’s arms!

She struggled, baring her fangs and hissing at Gu Yizhou!

Caught off guard for a second, Gu Yizhou lost his grip, and she broke free.

Yan Luoxi zipped under the sofa in a flash and hid!

She was scared!

This time, she was truly scared!

’How could this pervert have such a shameless thought???’

Yan Luoxi thought, her heart still pounding with fear.

Gu Yizhou watched Xiaobai struggle out of his arms and hide.

"Er..."

He shook his head helplessly, then called out to Xiaobai under the sofa, "Xiaobai, relax. I’m not going to take you to get spayed!"

He assumed Xiaobai was scared because she thought he was going to take her to be spayed.

What he didn’t know was that Yan Luoxi was terrified he would take matters into his own hands and check her gender for himself...

’What?????’

’This damn jerk wants to get me spayed?!’

Yan Luoxi’s eyes went wide as she stared at Gu Yizhou in utter disbelief!

’You damn man!’

’If you actually take me to get spayed, I swear I’ll fight you to the death!’

"Meow~!"

"HISSS!!!"

She cowered under the sofa, crying out at Gu Yizhou with gritted teeth.

"Er..."

Gu Yizhou saw that Xiaobai refused to come out and was ignoring him.

He knew she must have been frightened by what he’d just said, truly believing he was going to take her to be spayed.

’Looks like she can understand human speech, but not that much!’

’Still just a silly little cat!’

Gu Yizhou shook his head helplessly, feeling a bit exasperated.

’Oh, well.’

’I shouldn’t provoke her anymore. It’ll be bad if she gets too stressed out.’

’I’ll just let her calm down on her own. She should be fine in a little while.’

He thought to himself.

With nothing else to do, Gu Yizhou noticed his clothes were all dirty from crawling around looking for the cat. He figured he might as well go take a shower.

So, he got up and went to take a shower.

Once she saw him leave, Yan Luoxi quietly crawled out from under the sofa.

"HISS~"

’You jerk, you pervert!’

Yan Luoxi snarled at Gu Yizhou’s retreating back.

...

「A dozen or so minutes later.」

Gu Yizhou walked out of the bathroom, drying his hair.

He immediately spotted Xiaobai sprawled on the sofa.

He smiled faintly.

’Just as I thought. As long as I’m not around, this silly little cat comes out on her own.’

The truth was, Yan Luoxi found it cramped and uncomfortable under the sofa!

Otherwise, she would never have willingly stayed in the same room as that jerk Gu Yizhou.

It was too dangerous to be around him!

Well... that’s what Yan Luoxi told herself.

But as for the real reason, only she truly knew.

As the weather had started to cool down, Gu Yizhou was wearing a bathrobe.

Through the open front of the robe, the faint outline of his abs was clearly visible.

Even though Yan Luoxi had seen it for several days now,

she still couldn’t resist sneaking a few peeks.

’Hmph!’

Yan Luoxi had to admit, that jerk Gu Yizhou’s physique really was quite nice!

’I never see the guy exercise, and he doesn’t seem to watch what he eats, either. He just eats and drinks whatever he wants all day. How can his body be this good?’

’Is he secretly eating pig feed or something?’

Yan Luoxi wondered to herself as she continued to sneak peeks.

Meanwhile, Gu Yizhou walked over to grab the hairdryer and started drying his hair, completely oblivious to the little pervy cat secretly checking out his abs...

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