Creepy Pharmacist: All my patients are scary!
Chapter 864: Cut It Off for Good!
“Calm down! Brain, you need to calm down! What are you doing with that knife? Be good! Put it down! Don’t go doing anything dangerous!”
Seeing the silver-haired girl advancing on him step by step with a knife, as if she’d gone haywire, Lynn’s eyes flew wide. He reached out, trying to calm her down.
You’ve got to be kidding! This can’t be happening!
He’d only casually gone to sleep with two little girls in his arms. Getting his bits chopped off over that would be a terrible bargain!
Colossus’s Brain stared at him blankly, knife in hand. “Did you take advantage of us while I was asleep...?!”
Lynn (꒪Д꒪)ノ
Uh...
Could you really just say something like that to someone’s face?
Colossus’s Brain trembled. Though she was still completely naked, she continued toward Lynn one step at a time, glaring at him furiously.
“You did that to us?!”His eyes instantly widened. He reached out and said solemnly, “Calm down. Listen to my explanation. I did have that sort of thought, but I didn’t actually do anything so vile. If you don’t believe me, you can check carefully. I swear to heaven, I was just saying it!”
Colossus’s Brain glared at him angrily. “Do you even know how vile it is to do something like that?”
Lynn stared back. “It’s definitely vile, but isn’t your reaction a little too extreme?”
Colossus’s Brain gritted her teeth and glowered at him.
Of course, if she were the only one he’d done that to, she wouldn’t actually be this angry.
But that wasn’t the most important part!
Her existence represented the collective consciousness of countless beings from the entire Colossus Civilization. She was a unified will formed after untold billions of living creatures had transcended through the ascension of flesh and blood. She was the whole Colossus Civilization! And now this detestable man had gone and done that to her. Wasn’t that the same as doing it to their entire civilization?!
So he hadn’t done it to just her!
He’d done it to their entire civilization!
Just thinking about their whole civilization being violated and defiled made her tremble uncontrollably.
“Uh...”
After hearing her explanation, Lynn went (((;꒪ꈊ꒪;))).
You could actually explain it that way?!
Wasn’t that taking things a little too far?!
Sure, I did think about doing that to you, but tying something like this to the honor and disgrace of an entire civilization? Wasn’t that a little too strange? It was so strange it went completely beyond the limits of human imagination!
“There’s no helping it. Since this has already happened, I’ll just have to cut it off!”
The silver-haired girl approached angrily, knife in hand.
Lynn’s face instantly became (ΩДΩ)?!!
“C-Cut it off?! Isn’t that a bit much?! Brain! You can’t just go cutting this thing off! Calm down and hear me out, okay? Aren’t we good friends? Isn’t it normal for good friends to do that sort of thing to each other sometimes?!”
Wait!
Wait a second!
Seeing the furious loli already closing in with her knife, Lynn panicked and immediately tried to make a tactical retreat. But in an instant, Zuo Zuo (〃>皿<) locked him down on the bed with a deadly hold, her slender arm tightening around his neck as she cried, o(≧口≦)o, “Got him pinned! Brain, hurry and do it! Every time you cut him off, you save another girl! Don’t let him get away with it!”
Lynn (ΩДΩ)!!
That stupid left hand! Betraying me at the most crucial moment! It’s not my thing getting cut off, it’s your happiness for the rest of your life!
“Zuo Zuo, you ungrateful loli! How can you help someone else cut off your own Master?!”
Zuo Zuo (〃>皿<) kept him pinned down. “You vile lolicon! We absolutely can’t let you keep acting so arrogantly! Today you dare bully one girl, tomorrow you’ll bully two, then three! You despicable creep! You’re finished! Brain, hurry up!”
“Wait! Listen to my explanation! Wait!”
But there was no room left for explanations.
The silver-haired girl rushed over furiously with her knife and brought it down in an instant.
Shhk—
At once.
A piercing scream rang throughout all of Nightfall City.
……
A little over ten minutes later.
Lynn was tied to a chair by the two lolis, bound (((;꒪ꈊ꒪;))) in layer upon layer of rope. His three souls and seven spirits had nearly been cut loose and sent flying to the heavens by that one strike.
The gleaming knife was still stuck in the bed beside him.
It stood as proof of the horrifying near miss that had almost separated him from his most precious parts.
After that little episode, the interrogation went incredibly smoothly. All they had to do was pick up the knife and wave it around in front of him, and he would nod repeatedly and confess every last detail about his family going back eighteen generations. He didn’t dare leave out a single thing.
“So you’re saying we accused you wrongly, and you didn’t actually do anything that beastly?”
Zuo Zuo stared at him, holding a little knife.
Lynn nodded, sitting bolt upright as he was tied there. “Of course not. I can give you my word on that. If you don’t believe me, take a look. If there’s even the slightest trace, you can cut me off whenever you like! I promise!”
Smack—
A huge “╬” burst above the silver-haired girl’s head as she sat there, her silver hair flying.
With her eyes closed, her little hand trembling, she slowly pulled out the knife with a series of clicks.
It was hard!
Every part of her was rock-hard with anger!
Zuo Zuo earnestly grabbed her hand and struggled to make her push the knife back in. Then she narrowed her eyes at the vile lolicon tied up opposite her and interrogated him.
“You’ll get cut off sooner or later! You detestable lolicon! I knew you were vile, but even I never imagined you’d go this far. Bullying me was one thing, but you wouldn’t even spare innocent Brain. You were even thinking of a one-on-two! Does sleeping with two girls in your arms make you feel accomplished? ꒰╬•᷅д•᷄╬꒱”
Lynn thought about it and said,
“Well... to be honest, it does, just a little...”
Clang—
The silver-haired girl could no longer hold back. She angrily drew her knife, clearly at the absolute limit of her patience.
Cut him off!
Seeing the furious loli already closing in with her knife, Lynn panicked and immediately tried to make a tactical retreat. But in an instant, Zuo Zuo (〃>皿<) locked him down on the bed with a deadly hold, her slender arm tightening around his neck as she cried, o(≧口≦)o, “Got him pinned! Brain, hurry and do it! Every time you cut him off, you save another girl! Don’t let him get away with it!”
Seeing this, Zuo Zuo hurriedly (〃>皿<) flung herself at the girl’s legs. She used all her strength to hold down the knife in Colossus’s Brain’s hand, shouting, “Calm down! Calm down, Brain! Sure, cutting him off would be incredibly satisfying, but if he gets used to being cut off and then grows three or five more, it’ll be completely pointless! They’ll just grow back with the spring breeze! Brain! Brain!”
At long last, she managed to push Colossus’s Brain’s knife back down again.
Zuo Zuo Ծ‸Ծ sat up straight once more and said, “Stupid Brain! Sure, you’re a pervert, and sure, I did grow out of your body, but you have to understand this: Zuo Zuo and Brain represent the entire Colossus Civilization. So if you casually violate the two of us, that means you’re violating our whole civilization. If Brain splits into countless billions of individuals someday, do you want every single one of them to be left with memories of you violating them?!”
“You vile lolicon!”
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