Chapter 385 - 200: Want to Show Off? Then I’ll Beat You Until You Wail

Chapter 385: Chapter 200: Want to Show Off? Then I’ll Beat You Until You Wail

"This is killing me! Come on, come on! My tongue’s right here. Come and cut it, I dare you!"

The Crooked-mouth Daoist opened his mouth wide, deliberately sticking out his tongue. "If you don’t cut it," he laughed, "may your whole family have mouths more crooked than mine!"

"You’re courting death!"

The maidservant in the turquoise dress stared at the Crooked-mouth Daoist and the Lice Monk, her heart filled with shock and fury.

’How can there be people this ugly in the world?’

And what’s more!

’How dare they curse us?’

"I’m not just going to cut out your tongues, I’m going to rip your mouths apart!"

The maidservant bellowed.

"That’s enough, Cui’Er. Ignore them."

The cold, calm female voice from before sounded once more.

The maidservant’s expression changed. She turned back and said timidly, "My Lady, they insulted us first."

"Miss Yun, Cui’Er is right. They’re spouting vile filth and need to be taught a lesson! Leave it to me!"

A hearty male laugh followed.

Chen Xuan then saw a man appear on the towering deck. Dressed in a blue robe, he looked to be in his thirties or forties. He held a folding fan, his eyes cold as he gazed down below.

"You reckless fools. I haven’t even bothered to hold you accountable, and you dare ask me for compensation? What boatyard are you from?"

His gaze fell upon the boatman.

The boatman immediately trembled in fear, as if he recognized the man in the blue robe. "Young... Young Master Lan," he stammered, "I... I must have had my eyes smeared with shit not to recognize your vessel! Please, spare me, spare me..."

Without hesitation, he began to slap his own cheeks hard, the sharp sounds of SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! echoing out.

"Tear your own mouth apart!"

Young Master Lan commanded, his voice like ice.

"Yes, yes!"

A look of terror crossed the boatman’s face. Without a moment’s hesitation, he grabbed the corners of his mouth and, with a sickening RIP, tore them apart. His mouth instantly filled with blood. Pain contorted his features, and tears streamed down his face.

’I knew I shouldn’t have taken these three jinxes aboard today!’

’It’s over!’

’I’m done for!’

"Now pull your teeth out, one by one!"

Young Master Lan continued, his voice cold.

"Yes, yes... *sob*..."

With his mouth full of blood and tears streaming down his face, the boatman reached up to break out his own teeth.

As he broke his teeth off one by one, the boatman howled in agony.

"Tee-hee, how fun!"

The maidservant, Cui’Er, let out a light giggle. She glanced at Chen Xuan, her expression a mask of faint disdain.

"What’re you lookin’ at? Your daddy?" Chen Xuan suddenly asked, his tone indifferent.

"What did you say?"

The maidservant’s eyes widened. "How dare you insult me?"

Young Master Lan’s expression darkened as well.

’Courting death!’

’It seems my display of power didn’t intimidate these three at all!’

He stared intently at the boatman and commanded coldly, "Now cut out your own tongue!"

Despair filled the boatman’s eyes. He pulled out a dagger and was about to cut out his tongue, but Chen Xuan grabbed his arm. In a flash, he snatched the dagger away and leaped into the air.

With a WHOOSH, he vaulted from the surface of the water, landing on the large ship.

"Courting death!"

Young Master Lan’s face turned cold. He immediately threw his most powerful punch directly at Chen Xuan.

He unleashed his full Inner Realm Cultivation from the very first move!

But Chen Xuan didn’t even glance at him, simply slapping the man hard across the face.

The golden palm seemed to pass through space itself.

Evasion, defense, technique—all were useless.

With a sharp CRACK, the blue-robed man let out a piercing shriek. Half of his face exploded, simply vanishing. His body, now like a boneless sack of flesh, was slammed into the deck, where he writhed and screamed in agony.

Cui’Er’s face went white with terror. "You!" she stammered.

SQUELCH!

"Aaaah!"

Chen Xuan had already closed the distance and seized her by the face. The maidservant let out a shrill scream as his fingers dug into her cheeks, leaving bloody holes and making her look like a lifeless puppet.

[Retribution points +40,000!]

[+20,000!]

"You just laughed at me, didn’t you?"

Chen Xuan’s tone was placid as he held the shrieking maidservant.

"I have a bit of a flaw," he said. "If someone laughs at me, I skin them alive. If someone attacks me, I take their life. You each committed one of those offenses, so I had no choice but to act."

"*Sob*, no, please..."

The maidservant screamed in terror.

"Now this is a good show!"

The Lice Monk and the Crooked-mouth Daoist grinned. They grabbed the blood-soaked boatman, leaped onto the deck, and laughed. "You don’t have to cut your tongue out now. Someone’s here to stand up for you!"

"Don’t touch me! Don’t touch me!"

The boatman screamed in fear.

’All I did was give these two jinxes a ride, and I got my mouth torn apart and my teeth broken out!’

’And now they’ve grabbed me? Hasn’t my luck hit rock bottom already?’

"Relax. As long as we don’t attack you ourselves, you won’t have any bad luck,"

the Crooked-mouth Daoist chuckled. "For now, just enjoy the show!"

The boatman despaired internally.

’Enjoy the show?’

’Show my ass!’

’These people are from the Lan family of the Dark Crossing!’

’Worst case, you guys can just run for it!’

’But I’ll be the one who suffers!’

’My whole family is going to be slaughtered!’

Chen Xuan held the young woman, Cui’Er, with one hand. His gaze was calm as he suddenly glanced across the deck.

Several figures stood there, all looking his way with expressions of shock and anger.

Among them were two elders in blue-and-white robes. They possessed the strength of the Outer Saint First Layer, and their auras surged as they advanced on him from the left and right.

Not far from the two elders,

a man and a woman were sitting, quietly playing a game of Go.

Their exact ages were impossible to tell, but they both had handsome features and an extraordinary air. One wore a blue robe, the other a white dress.

From start to finish, neither had so much as glanced in their direction.

Their entire focus seemed to be on the game board.

"Fine. A whole boatload of posers. You all like to put on an act, is that it?"

Chen Xuan’s voice was calm. "In that case, I’ll just have to cure you of that habit."

’It’s been a long time since I’ve met such textbook posers.’

’When was the last time?’

’I think it was back when I was still on the Human List!’

"You little animal! You’ve got some nerve, daring to harm our Young Master!"

The elder on the left, dressed in the blue-and-white robe, spoke with an icy tone.

BAM!

"AARGH!"

The words had barely left his mouth when Chen Xuan stomped down hard. The man in the blue robe screamed again in agony, his face contorting as the bones throughout his body crackled and snapped, too many to count.

Many of the broken bones pierced through his flesh and clothing, jutting out into the open.

It was a gruesome sight of stark white bone.

"I hurt him again. What are you going to do about it?"

Chen Xuan’s tone was nonchalant.

"Save me! Hurry, save me!"

The man on the deck shrieked pitifully.

The two elders were practically insane with rage.

"Die!"

BOOM!

Without hesitation, both men unleashed their auras. Their bodies became like two terrifying bolts of lightning, blurring into afterimages as they shot toward Chen Xuan at extreme speed.

The full power of their Outer Saint First Layer Cultivation was on display.

They held nothing back, unleashing their full power from the start.

One clawed for Chen Xuan’s face, the other for his heart.

Yet, in the instant before they reached him,

golden flames suddenly leaped to life in Chen Xuan’s eyes, and a look of crazed excitement flashed within them.

A feeling of explosive, overwhelming terror suddenly flooded the two elders’ minds.

It made the hair on their bodies stand on end, and their very souls began to tremble.

In that instant, they were plunged into a powerful illusion.

They felt as if they had been transported to a boundless, terrifying world made of a sea of fire.

Golden flames and golden magma were everywhere.

And in this terrifying world of fire,

a massive and ferocious Primordial Giant Demon appeared, its face twisted into a savage, crazed grin as it swatted a palm down toward them.

"This is bad!"

The two Outer Saint First Layer elders were horrified. They desperately tried to counter the attack and retreat.

But they were too slow.

BOOM!

Two terrifying booms rang out.

Half of each elder’s body was instantly obliterated, erupting in a huge spray of blood mist.

Both men sprayed mouthfuls of blood and shrieked in agony as they collapsed to the deck, their organs and bones exposed. It was a scene of utter misery.

Of course, this wasn’t what it looked like to outsiders.

Outsiders couldn’t see the sea of fire, nor could they see the Primordial Giant Demon.

They only saw Chen Xuan wave his hand, and half of each elder’s body simultaneously exploded as they were sent flying.

[You have severely injured two Outer Saint experts. The satisfaction is immense! Retribution points +200,000!]

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