Chapter 1794 - 1397: Zhou Mu’s Love Show

Women only use a woman’s way to solve things!

Especially in front of the man they fancy, women become rather over-the-top. Even though there’s a simpler method, they won’t use it!

Hearing Gu Changsheng’s words, Yuan Bao immediately felt despised by his own wife. Unable to resist, he glanced down towards his own crotch. Well, he’s just a little eunuch, truly not very understanding of women!

Not only does he not understand women, but even men, he doesn’t understand thoroughly!

This realization left Yuan Bao the little eunuch feeling quite internally hurt, thinking that he might compensate for this by eating two more pieces of meat later on!

"She has her pride, like all women. Even if she wants to regain her face, she’ll only do it where she fell, fighting fire with fire against us!" Gu Changsheng’s conviction made everyone present believe him a little.

After saying this, Gu Changsheng reached into his bosom and took out a porcelain vial, tossing it to Yuan Bao. "In the next couple of days, I’ll be practicing in seclusion. After the rain stops, I’ll come out again. However, each day you will continue eating and drinking normally, except you must take one of these pills daily!"

Speaking in such a lazy manner, Gu Changsheng dropped back down onto the table and said, "I think the poison that girl can muster up will be countered by the medicine in this bottle. Of course, if you want to experience what poisoning feels like, you can choose not to take it..."

Yuan Bao caught the vial with a look of mixed surprise and uncertainty!

"Wife, are you saying that Landuoer would poison us?"

"Yeah." Gu Changsheng responded indifferently.

This is a woman’s way of dealing.

"She probably wouldn’t, right? If she wanted to deal with us, it’d be much better to attack us directly..." Yuan Bao scratched his head, "Poisoning is a roundabout way!"

Hearing this, Gu Changsheng pursed her lips, looked at Yuan Bao disdainfully, then at her own evildoer and Shi Wujue, muttering, "Have you forgotten we’ve got two strikingly handsome men here who make that girl unable to look away? Even if she suspects the poison came from me, she won’t tear face with us. Women... always want to show their best side in front of the man they fancy..."

Yuan Bao, upon hearing this, immediately shut up.

"But you don’t do that!" The usually silent Zhou Mu turned his head to glance at his little woman, speaking in a deep, bewitching voice.

Lying unceremoniously on the table, Gu Changsheng reacted to this with a look of shock, springing up to stare at Zhou Mu, "What do you mean by that?"

"Showing your best side..." Zhou Mu casually said while holding a teacup...

Gu Changsheng’s mouth twitched, her gaze towards her evildoer becoming quite twisted...

This, this, this...

Was that a comeback?

What did she just say?

Women show their best side to the man they fancy?

Ah!

Such a loose tongue!

Why did she bring up irrelevant matters? See, now she’s got no way to rebut!

She couldn’t possibly say her evildoer isn’t the man she fancies, could she? That would be blatant lying!

But she never thought to hide her true self in front of her evildoer, only to show the pretty side...

From beginning to end, never...

"You don’t understand a damn thing! This is called being real! Do you understand? If you prefer those pretentious types, then go ahead; there’s one squatting in the room right ahead!" Pursed lips, Gu Changsheng glared at her evildoer, gritting her teeth.

Yuan Bao, having been beside his master and wife for the longest, was witnessing them bicker for the first time. His eyes widened with lively interest!

Zhou Mu continued to drink tea in a composed manner.

Shi Wujue’s face was somewhat dim, long eyelashes cast downward...

Gu Changsheng gritting teeth, phoenix eyes blazing, stared unwaveringly at the man beside her, observing his tea-drinking gesture — such grace and elegance, incomparable even in this modest inn, as if in Huayu Hall...

She was prepared, if he dared to really go find Landuoer, she’d hold him back and beat him up!

Hmph!

That’s what he gets for stopping her speech!

Finally, Zhou Mu calmly put the teacup down after sipping more than half, tidying his sleeve...

Yuan Bao’s heart suddenly leapt!

Master!

Don’t make the wrong decision!

It’s fine to bicker with our wife, but don’t take it seriously!

Don’t forget about Shi Wujue eyeing things, waiting to pounce! Our lady is quite the catch!

Gu Changsheng watched Zhou Mu’s movements, her heart nervously trembling, long lashes flashing with guilt...

Hold on, did she go a bit too far with her words?

Her evildoer has never lost his temper with her, it’s true. But she also never pushed him away before! This...

Gu Changsheng’s clenched hands relaxed, she decided once her evildoer stood up, she’d grab him and confess she was messing around...

While Gu Changsheng was tense, Zhou Mu just nodded...

A bad premonition suddenly rose from the bottom of Gu Changsheng’s heart. Godfather, could his nod mean that he thinks her nonsense just now was right, and he’s really going to look for that Landuoer?

The hand that loosened now tightened again. Gu Changsheng felt that the medicine at noon was too light. Why use Bowel Cleansing Powder? She should have used Intestine-Breaking Powder!

Landuoer’s status is noble, and the Tashi Tribe is a big tribe, but compared to her Southern Country, the Tashi Tribe is just a tiny place. She really doesn’t believe the Tashi Tribe would oppose her Southern Emperor Changsheng over a noble girl. Even if they did oppose, she could easily bring harmony to the Tashi Tribe!

War can happen, but stealing her man must be extinguished!

She was indeed too kind-hearted!

How could she be so kind-hearted?

"Yes, this king understands, this king just likes the real you!"

Just as Gu Changsheng was lost in regret, a deep, bewitching voice sounded beside her, carrying a hint of mockery like aged wine...

Swish!

Gu Changsheng’s face immediately turned crimson!

"Ahem..." She quickly coughed, feeling extremely awkward!

Damn, she was actually fooled by her own evildoer!

She thought he was angry, but in the end, he said such things in front of others!

So embarrassing, who the hell is the one who time-traveled here?

The heart of Yuan Bao, which was up and down, now settled back in his belly, looking at the two with starry eyes.

Shi Wujue and his servant’s eyes were also obscure and unclear.

Seeing them like this, Gu Changsheng felt even more embarrassed and turned her head to glance at her evildoer...

Fine!

This master really is the master, saying such ambiguous words in public, yet staying unmoved as a mountain...

With such composure, such thick skin, even Gu Changsheng had to give him a thumbs up!

"What about this, why hasn’t the waiter brought the food yet... I’m hungry..." Gu Changsheng hurriedly changed the topic, eagerly looking towards the door.

"You ate a lot at noon and slept all afternoon," Zhou Mu glanced at her and said casually.

The implication being, how hungry can you be?

"..." Gu Changsheng was choked, a corner of her mouth twitching fiercely, angrily glaring at her evildoer, nearly gritting her teeth as she said, "I digest quickly, is that not okay?"

On purpose, right?

This guy did it on purpose, right?

On purpose to ruin her moment, right?

After saying such embarrassing things, still ruining her moment, it’s to embarrass her on purpose, right?

Gu Changsheng felt that today, her evildoer was acting out, even more so than herself!

More accurately, he had been acting out all along on the way!

"Fine! Whatever you say goes!" Zhou Mu nodded, the face as if it belonged to a Divine Residence, full of smiles, telling Yuan Bao, "Go hurry them up, this king doesn’t mind wiping out the Kelie faction if this king’s woman gets hungry!"

"..." Yuan Bao rolled his eyes and quickly dashed off.

Gu Changsheng was so embarrassed!

She’s not thin-skinned, but Shi Wujue is sitting right there...

She even suspected her evildoer was either flaunting their love or flaunting their love?

After just pledging affection, you turn and shamelessly flaunt your love, is this really okay?

If Shi Wujue wasn’t right here, Gu Changsheng would really grab his arm and advise him, damn, flaunting love dies fast!

She didn’t want to die, didn’t want to die...

But, this feeling wasn’t bad...

Her evildoer had never been someone who liked to talk, let alone say things like this in front of others. In fact, even when they’re alone, he prefers action over words!

Gu Changsheng sometimes thought that it’s due to his status, his personality is like this, and those sweet nothings are probably not meant for her in this lifetime. But her evildoer always knows how to surprise, right?

This mode of interaction really made Gu Changsheng’s heart beat faster, didn’t it?

If sleeping together and snuggling is enough to muddle one’s heart, then what Gu Changsheng feels now is that sweet, intoxicating feeling, making her feel like she’s walking on clouds!

Originally, Gu Changsheng had nothing but disdain for these Mary Sue sweet nothings, but only after experiencing it did she realize, damn, this feeling isn’t that bad, right?

People say a woman in love is a fool, Gu Changsheng thought she truly understood what being a fool means now, right?

But, since her evildoer is willing, she might as well be a fool, though it’s a bit embarrassing in front of Shi Wujue...

Just as Gu Changsheng’s mind was flipping like a roller coaster, Yuan Bao finally arrived with the waiter, Gu Changsheng glanced at the food on the tray and immediately smiled meaningfully...