Chapter 1793 - 1396: Schadenfreude Must Be Timely!

Regardless of what they think, Gu Changsheng doesn’t care. With his stomach rumbling from hunger, he eats with great pleasure!

After eating his fill, he calls the waiter to clean up, waves his hand, and nonchalantly returns to his room for a nap as if nothing happened!

Who knew? They hadn’t slept a wink last night, traveling while fighting off wolves and rescuing a troublesome event along the way. If they didn’t catch up on sleep now, they would be doing themselves a disservice!

The people in the Guest Garden are full from food and wine and have gone off to take an afternoon nap. Meanwhile, Landuoer and the others are genuinely in a fight for the toilet, just as Gu Changsheng said!

There are just too few toilets on the prairie, and even in the largest guesthouse of the Kelie faction, there are only one or two toilets in a Guest Garden. Although the children of the prairie are generally unconstrained, Landuoer is still the second young lady of the Tashi Tribe. Running to the toilet repeatedly in front of others would undeniably lower her status!

Hence, Landuoer and her servant occupy the toilet in their guest garden almost without interruption. They’re out one moment and dashing back with pale faces the next, while her followers suffer similar woes, as if collateral damage. Apart from Gu Changsheng’s Guest Garden, it is a unique battle for toilets outside!

The Clan Chief of Kelie Tribe is incredibly anxious, seeing everyone scramble around searching for toilets, stomping his feet in frustration. He originally wanted to explain to Landuoer that it wasn’t related to them, but Landuoer and her servant are busy squatting at the toilet, giving him no chance!

How could she not be anxious?

The Kelie Tribe is merely a small tribe dependent on the Tashi Tribe!

"Investigate! Investigate it for me! See if it’s the people from this guesthouse causing trouble, or if other tribes are deliberately setting traps for the Kelie Tribe!" The Clan Chief of Kelie Tribe, shouting at his followers, couldn’t help but clutch his chest and pray, "Longevity Heaven bless us! Please don’t let anything happen to Miss Landuoer! Even if something happens, let it not occur with the Kelie Tribe!"

Undeniably, the Clan Chief of Kelie Tribe is also a straightforward person!

Isn’t the prayer particularly sincere?

The clear meaning being, even if you die, die outside the Kelie Tribe...

Reality is just so cruel!

However, despite saying this, the Clan Chief of Kelie Tribe still had to dispatch all the Mongolian doctors from the tribe. There’s no choice; the second young lady of Tashi Tribe fell ill within their tribe, and he can’t just ignore it!

If anything bad happens, he won’t be able to justify it!

Outside is truly full of chaos, a congregation of people bending over with pale faces, shuttling between toilets, all belonging to Landuoer, with no outsiders!

The Mongolian doctors treated it, but could only say it was caused by spoiled food, with no other feasible solutions!

Alright!

So, after Gu Changsheng enjoyed a long afternoon nap and woke up to find the sky nearly dark, it was time for dinner!

Gu Changsheng didn’t ask Yuan Bao to call for the meal, instead, he moved leisurely to the dining area!

Yuan Bao, seeing this, peeked at his unperturbed master reading a book, rubbed his nose, and followed suit...

"Madam, what are you planning?" Surely, don’t do anything else, they’ve suffered enough, and if you act again, someone might really end up dead! Yuan Bao is quite worried.

"Going to call for the meal delivery! Didn’t you see we have three hungry alive people waiting for dinner in the Guest Garden?" Upon hearing this, Gu Changsheng immediately replied.

"You’re going to call for a meal, please don’t use such high-spirited expressions, your servant feels uneasy..." Yuan Bao is also straightforward, having to point out his madam’s expression, which was overly high-spirited and a bit too exuberant.

"Yuan Bao, I did play a hand in this, you can’t deny me inspecting my handiwork, can you?" While speaking, Gu Changsheng turned back casting a glance at Yuan Bao, then beckoned him, "Hurry! If we don’t go to revel at misfortune now, then when?"

"..." Yuan Bao stared at his madam joyfully running forward, speechless!

Alright!

As madam said, if not reveling at misfortune now, then when? Wait until Landuoer recovers and comes to boss us around?

Therefore, what needs to be misfortuned upon must indeed be reveled in!

Though reveling at misfortune as the culprit may be somewhat unprincipled!

Understanding this, Yuan Bao couldn’t care about anything else; he followed Gu Changsheng forward to the front courtyard!

Dinner time arrived, and Landuoer and the others finally came to the guesthouse’s main hall, but all were clutching their stomachs, faces white as sheets, looking particularly weak...

As Gu Changsheng entered and saw them, his bright face lit up with a smile, smiling with immense pleasure!

When Yuan Bao arrived, he saw his madam marching straight towards Landuoer’s main table...

"I heard you’re sick, didn’t quite believe it at first, but now I can see you really are sick..." Gu Changsheng opened with these words!

"You..." Landuoer glared at Gu Changsheng, clutching her stomach, too feeble to speak.

"However, your timing of illness was perfect; the banquet you arranged for lunch didn’t go to waste. I found it really delicious!" After nodding, Gu Changsheng expressed thanks with genuine gratitude.

Mentioning lunch made Landuoer’s face twist. She hasn’t had a drop of water since before lunch!

Sweat was trickling down her forehead, and as Landuoer looked at the woman in front of her smiling blissfully, she was about to explode with anger!

But after spending the entire afternoon in the bathroom, her stomach was empty, and Landuoer didn’t even have the strength to speak. Even Ling Dang, the spearhead girl who usually shouted the loudest, looked pale and angrily at Gu Changsheng, but didn’t have the energy to deal with her!

"Tsk tsk... Each one of you looks quite bad. During the horse race this morning, you all looked so gallant, but just half a day without seeing you, you’re almost unrecognizable! Tsk tsk, look how pale you are, and that sweat..." said Gu Changsheng, bending over to get a bit closer to Landuoer with a sympathetic face, and continued, "Did you eat something bad?"

"..." Landuoer glared at her, saying nothing.

"Got diarrhea?" Gu Changsheng asked again.

"..."

"Are your legs weak?"

"..."

"Back pain?"

"..."

"Feeling completely drained?"

"..."

"Do you want to make another trip... to the bathroom?"

"..."

Landuoer originally didn’t want to, having already spent the whole afternoon there and having nothing left to pass, but hearing Gu Changsheng’s words, she suddenly felt the urge again...

Landuoer was so annoyed!

But what could she do?

With a pale face, hunched over, clutching her stomach, she shot Gu Changsheng a fierce glare and hurried off to the bathroom again...

This diarrhea business, it can be contagious. As Landuoer ran off, without needing to ask, her subordinates, who shared her feelings, knew what she was going to do, so...

Ling Dang took the lead, and one by one, they all stood up from their chairs and staggered weakly towards the bathroom...

"Haha... I’m so happy today! Waiter, go, prepare me a lavish feast, money’s not the issue, the problem is having money but no luck to eat!" Gu Changsheng watched Landuoer and her group rush off and shouted to the waiter.

Hearing this, Landuoer, who was running at the front, almost stumbled over in anger, but she held on, dragging her weak body, gritting her teeth towards the bathroom...

And Gu Changsheng’s smile grew even brighter, with a proud pout, she said, "Trying to compete with me! Yuan Bao, are they miserable or not?"

"Super miserable!" Yuan Bao nodded sympathetically.

"Serves them right! They dared to cut off my food supply! Daring to deny me a meal, I’ll make sure they won’t eat for days! And that’s just the light punishment!" Humming, Gu Changsheng turned around, "Let’s go, back to the Guest Garden and wait for the good food!"

"Yes!" Yuan Bao responded and hurried to catch up.

Back at the Guest Garden, Zhou Mu and Shi Wujue were already in the hall waiting for their meal.

Seeing Gu Changsheng and Yuan Bao return, Shi Wujue tapped the table with his folding fan, slightly raised his eyebrows, and smiled as he asked, "Yuan Bao, are those people we met earlier still alive?"

As Yuan Bao stepped inside, he looked at his lady’s back, blinked, thought for a moment, and decided to speak truthfully, "Do you want to hear the truth?"

"Of course!" Shi Wujue was surprised for a moment, then broke into a sinister smile, "Would I, the City Lord, want to hear a lie?"

"The truth is, they’re still alive..." Yuan Bao didn’t hesitate, knowing the significance of the person in relation to his master and lady. He paused before continuing, "But, they’re barely considered alive..."

Could that really be considered living? Just one afternoon, and they’re looking unrecognizable. After a few more days of this, wouldn’t they lose half their lives?

They’re alive, but not really well...

"Alright, stop gloating. What’s there to gloat about?" Gu Changsheng rested her chin in her hands, leaned over the table ungracefully, and said with a rueful face, "I think that girl is soon going to figure out that we tampered with the food and will retaliate..."

"Ah?" Yuan Bao was taken aback and looked anxious as he said, "What should we do then? That girl is a cherished figure in the Kelie faction, even the Clan Chief has to heed her. If she gets upset and orders the Kelie tribe to besiege us, that would be troublesome!"

To be honest, Yuan Bao’s worry was quite reasonable, after all, Landuoer is a young lady of the Tashi Tribe, extremely valuable!

"Hehe..." But upon hearing this, Gu Changsheng just chuckled, looked at Yuan Bao, and said with a grin, "You’re overthinking it! You really don’t understand women..."