The System is Abstract, Luckily, So Am I

Chapter 269 : Knowledge Point Consolidation: If the Sunshine is Fake, Then It's Impotence

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"This teacher, is this the kind of student you teach? So disrespectful, always talking like this?"

Seeing that Lin Li and the other two were impervious to reason and were frantically disgusting her, Mother Wang directly turned her spearhead, pointed at the three of them, and looked at Xue Jian.

Before Xue Jian could speak, Lin Li stood up, looked at Fang Lihua, and pointed at Wang Yuhui:

"Teacher Fang, this disgusting, classless student who likes to steal other people's takeout and lacks even the most basic benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom, and trust is from your class. But I think teaching him doesn't mean you have a problem. The other students in your class are still quite good. What do you think?"

Fang Lihua: "..."

Fang Lihua instantly felt he was losing face.

You guys talk about your own things, why drag me into it.

Are you praising me or criticizing me here.

Shake my head? But what does this have to do with me. Nod? The student being scolded from my class and his parent are both present right now, and she started it.

So Fang Lihua's lips moved but he didn't make a sound, just glanced at Xue Jian, giving him a look.

"You, you, you!!" Being mocked like this, Mother Wang's breathing became a bit uneven.

And Xue Jian, who was originally preparing to respond to Mother Wang, now didn't plan to speak.

He didn't mean to scold Lin Li either.

Although these three, Lin Li and the others, looked like animals, and were indeed animals, they always had a bottom line. They could be considered relatively... well, very, very... very narrowly defined good kids.

Zhou Baowei could have a few less "verys."

This parent saying he taught them was indeed wronging him. He really didn't have this ability.

"Alright, alright, both sides calm down a bit first." The grade director stood up and pressed both hands down. He was also getting a headache now.

Then he still looked at Lin Li, who was easier to talk to: "Lin Li, the fault in this matter definitely lies entirely with Student Wang. But what Student Wang's parent said actually makes some sense. If this matter becomes known to everyone, it will indeed cause him to suffer criticism.

"Now, Student Wang has indeed realized his mistake and promised not to do this kind of thing again in the future. Giving him a chance to turn over a new leaf feels like it still has meaning."

Lin Li fell into a brief silence, lowering his head, as if brewing something.

Zhou Baowei noticed Lin Li starting to pinch himself with his hand.

The spellcasting wind-up is here.

So.

"But... who gave the takeout a chance?" Lin Li raised his head and said, choking with sobs.

Fang Lihua, Zhao Hai, Mother Wang: "(;☉_☉)?"

No, bro?

What the fuck are you choking with sobs for?

Seeing this scene, Zhou Baowei and Bai Bufan also started pinching themselves. But they weren't doing it to cooperate and cry together, but to keep themselves from laughing out loud and ruining the atmosphere Lin Li had created.

At this moment, they didn't even dare to look at each other's faces.

As for Xue Jian, he had already started rubbing his brow with his thumb and index finger.

Can't hear, can't hear, can't hear.

"Give a chance, give a chance... I can give him a chance, but who can give our takeout a chance? Our takeout has already turned into excrement and can never come back. Teacher! Who will give them their chance?"

Lin Li was full of emotion, choking with sobs as he asked back.

"If one takeout is gone, can't you just order another one?" Zhao Hai was already speechless, while Mother Wang laughed out of anger.

"If one child is ruined, can't you just have another child?" Lin Li looked up and spoke crisply, completely forgetting his crying tone.

"You're twisting logic! How can this be compared? Teacher Zhao, how is it possible to reach a conclusion with this kind of person? What's the point?"

Mother Wang looked at Zhao Hai. After all, he was the only one she could yell at that seemed slightly meaningful and could be influenced.

"Lin Li, be serious." Xue Jian, rubbing his brow, also felt it was time to control the situation at this moment, so he coughed.

"Oh." Hearing Old Jian's instruction, Lin Li nodded, wiped away the bit of moisture he had finally managed to pinch out of his eyes, and instantly spoke in a calm tone:

"Everyone, do you want me to talk about what disgusting things I heard Wang Yuhui say when he was eating my takeout at the door of his dorm? For this kind of creature, I don't think he will genuinely feel he was wrong.

"So you're right, I purely just don't want to give Wang Yuhui a so-called second chance.

"He doesn't deserve to have nothing happen after stealing takeout, beautifully turning invisible and starting a new life.

"If you do something wrong, you should receive the punishment you deserve. The school rules of Nansang Middle School clearly state that theft is a serious misconduct. Theoretically, it even requires probation. But indeed, Wang Yuhui only stole a takeout, which is considered a lighter category of theft.

"But I'm not asking for him to be put on probation or even given a demerit now. I'm just asking for a public apology and a written guarantee. Is this difficult? Is this excessive?

"This is just the punishment he needs to bear after doing something wrong, and it's the most basic one."

His calm tone carried a hint of unquestionability. After Lin Li finished speaking, he looked at Zhou Baowei beside him: "Baowei, what do you think."

"I think what you said is fine. Bufan, what do you think."

"I think it's fine too." Bai Bufan, who was braver than Zhou Baowei, answered and turned to look at Xue Jian, asking cautiously: "Teacher, what do you think?"

Xue Jian, who was resting with his eyes closed, pulled away the hand rubbing his brow upon hearing this, and actually nodded: "I also think it's fine."

Xue Jian really didn't think Lin Li's demands were unreasonable.

"If Auntie feels there's nothing to talk about with me through the school, then I can also call the police, and let's talk through more official channels. Would you be satisfied with that result? If you like to make a fuss, then I'd love to make it even bigger."

Lin Li pointed at his phone and said calmly.

"How can you do that!"

"There's no need for that!"

Mother Wang and Zhao Hai both reacted strongly. The latter was understandable. After all, from the school's perspective, although it wasn't the school's problem, they still didn't want this kind of negative incident to spread in today's internet society.

If it spread, it would be another mess.

When Lin Li kept a cold face, he was still very oppressive.

Being stared at by such a Lin Li, Mother Wang hesitated to speak many times, raising her hand several times, and finally it turned into one sentence: "How can you be like this, not listening to reason or showing any mercy at all? Can't you consider it from my son's perspective..."

Where did this old fairy come from?

Lin Li sighed, stood up, pushed Wang Yuhui away, stood for a second, and then said to Mother Wang: "Auntie, I've already stood and reconsidered, but my thoughts still haven't changed."

After saying that, he went back to sit in the opposite seat.

Mother Wang: "?"

Your mom.

Standing from my son's perspective so physically?

"Are you not going to let it go until you ruin my son's life!" This kind of person whose behavior jumps around, if they are an enemy, is really infuriating.

Xue Jian: Of course, if they are teammates, it's not much better.

Hearing this, Lin Li suddenly looked deep and began to sigh: "Life? I quite envy Student Wang. Sometimes I wonder if I'm also in the Truman Show, but Student Wang probably doesn't need to worry. After all, if he were the main character, the ratings probably wouldn't be ideal, and the organizers would think it's not worth it."

The audience watching "The Wang Yuhui Show" would probably be booing every moment, and it would have been taken off the air due to complaints long ago.

Although she didn't understand, looking at the expressions of Lin Li and the other two opposite her, Mother Wang also knew this wasn't a good thing to say.

"You, you—"

But Mother Wang also felt that no matter how much she fussed, this Lin Li's attitude remained consistent, and he didn't even seem to care about the grade director's words. Playing hardball with him was useless.

She looked at Fang Lihua and Zhao Hai.

"Lin Li, Yuhui actually just went astray for a moment, his nature isn't as bad as you say. The apology and guarantee letter can both be done, but let's not make it public this time. Give him another chance," Fang Lihua laughed awkwardly to smooth things over.

"I also share this view. After all, people always have moments of confusion..." Zhao Hai also nodded, but his expression was already somewhat impatient—towards Mother Wang.

Their tendency was actually to minimize the matter. It wasn't that they couldn't distinguish right from wrong, but from the perspective of their positions and avoiding trouble, this was better.

And at this time, Mother Wang also immediately nudged Wang Yuhui with her elbow.

So Wang Yuhui stood up, bowed ninety degrees to Lin Li, and apologized: "I'm sorry to the three of you, but I really know I was wrong. I will absolutely never do this kind of thing again in the future. I beg you to give me another chance to turn over a new leaf, I beg you..."

Wang Yuhui was more formidable than Lin Li.

Lin Li needed to pinch himself to brew up a sob, Wang Yuhui had no wind-up at all.

Looking at Wang Yuhui constantly apologizing, Lin Li only felt disgusted.

When Wang Yuhui was eating shit and drinking piss, Lin Li, with his sharp six senses, heard his curses towards the "takeout owner" very clearly.

It was a pity that the body camera's audio reception wasn't as good as Lin Li's and didn't record it. Otherwise, Lin Li would want to pull it out now and let the two teachers see that this was a problem of being rotten to the core.

Now he was apologizing on the surface, but in his heart, he was probably already cursing him out.

But fortunately, immortal cultivators have plenty of ways to deal with mortals.

Reaching into his pocket, Lin Li materialized the [Bottle of Hidden Emotions and Stored Desires], poked the mouth of the bottle out of his pocket, and aimed it at Wang Yuhui.

Apology? None.

Repentance? Can't absorb any.

When Lin Li changed the emotion he was trying to absorb to resentment, the absorption was successful.

Whether Wang Yuhui was sincerely apologizing, the result was already clear.

And with the absorption of resentment, Wang Yuhui's apology actually gradually became sincere. His fists were clenched tight, tears and snot flowing, and his voice carried a bit more sincerity.

Zhou Baowei and Bai Bufan looked at each other. Is this bro's acting skills good?

Lin Li's purpose, of course, wasn't to make Wang Yuhui sincere.

This kind of "sincerity" was meaningless. The [Bottle of Hidden Emotions and Stored Desires] was only absorbing the emotions produced, it wouldn't change the essence.

Remember, Bufan can't stop eating shit.

(Translator's Note: A play on the idiom "a dog can't stop eating shit").

When Wang Yuhui's emotions were almost absorbed, Lin Li moved slightly and aimed the mouth of the bottle at Mother Wang.

The same resentment and anger, truly mother and son are connected by heart.

Facing Wang Yuhui's continuous apologies, Lin Li never expressed his stance, which caused Wang Yuhui's resentment to continuously appear and be absorbed by Lin Li.

Almost done.

"Lin Li, give Wang Yuhui a chance. I can see that he really wants to turn over a new leaf." Looking at the sincere Wang Yuhui, Zhao Hai sighed and put in another good word for him.

Hearing this, Wang Yuhui and his mother looked up at Lin Li, their eyes revealing the light of hope.

"I don't accept," Lin Li answered.

Moreover, the moment he finished this sentence, all the resentment, anger, and the fear and lust stored for backup in the [Bottle of Hidden Emotions and Stored Desires] were poured into Wang Yuhui's body all at once.

"You fucking Lin Li, are you sick! Are you disgusting or what? What's the big deal about eating a bit of your takeout! Apologizing is already giving you face! What do you think you are? Do you really think I want to apologize to you! Don't let me have a chance to get back at you next time! Otherwise I'll definitely disgust you to death! You'd better hide all your personal belongings well! Otherwise I can't guarantee that one day your things won't smell like piss!"

—With Lin Li's refusal and the influx of negative emotions, Wang Yuhui was instantly ignited, his eyes red as he cursed angrily at Lin Li.

Lin Li waited for Wang Yuhui to finish speaking, then didn't even look at him, but looked at Grade Director Zhao Hai.

He didn't speak either, just looked at him with calm eyes, the corners of his mouth even carrying a hint of a smile.

And Zhao Hai, who had just spoken up for Wang Yuhui, was extremely embarrassed at this moment.

Soon, this embarrassment completely turned into anger.

Handling this troublesome matter already made him furious. It was clearly easy to tell right from wrong, but in order to reduce trouble for the school and take care of the Wangs' emotions, he had already leaned heavily towards this outrageous mother and son. But now it turned out like this, and he was being "mocked" by a student with such a look, and he fucking couldn't even refute it?

"Wang Yuhui! What are you saying?" Zhao Hai suddenly looked at Wang Yuhui, his volume extremely high, his voice already carrying uncontrollable anger.

However, Wang Yuhui was still controlled by the erupted emotions at this moment, so hearing this, he pointed at Zhao Hai's nose: "And what do you think you are, to control me?"

Zhao Hai laughed out of extreme anger: "Wang Yuhui, good, you're very good."

"You are the first one to threaten and curse me and other students to my face! One major demerit! Next week there will be a school-wide announcement!" The anger in his voice disappeared, turning into coldness. Zhao Hai looked at Mother Wang with a dark face:

"This parent, please take your child home first. I suggest you first teach your descendant the principles of being a human being, that would be better.

"As for the apology letter and guarantee letter, if you're not willing to make them public this week, you don't need to write them either. Come directly next week to process the withdrawal procedures. Nansang Middle School doesn't need this kind of student."

Positions like Dean of Students and Grade Director were inherently not meant for teachers with good tempers.

Especially when they had been holding in a fire all along.

And Mother Wang, who was stunned for a long time before reacting, looked anxiously at Wang Yuhui: "Yuhui, what are you saying!"

Wang Yuhui, who finally calmed down a bit after cursing, now showed horror on his face, somewhat unable to believe what he had just said.

"Teacher, I, I didn't think that way, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Wang Yuhui tried to make amends.

"Teacher Fang, take your student and parent back." However, Zhao Hai had completely lost his patience, stood up, and said to Fang Lihua.

Fang Lihua's expression was pained. His own face was also severely damaged, and he completely hadn't anticipated Wang Yuhui's final outburst.

Afraid of god-like opponents, also afraid of pig-like teammates, but I still have to try—

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

"Teacher, he really knows he was wrong!"

"Teacher Fang, please persuade Teacher Zhao!"

"Han Xin taking red and blue buffs in the early game and getting a double kill is no problem!"

"Extra spicy seaweed!!"

"You two shut up! What are you babbling about, don't add to the chaos now."

Because someone blended in, the scene completely turned into a pot of porridge.

Zhou Baowei was very quiet, because he was trying to drink this whole pot of porridge while it was hot.

...

Finally, all seven people walked out of the grade director's office.

"You two wait at the door for a while, I'll go persuade Teacher Zhao again. Of course, don't hold out much hope." Fang Lihua looked calmly at his student and parent, full of exhaustion.

"Please, Teacher Fang, Yuhui was just confused for a moment just now..." Mother Wang had long completely lost her composure. Wang Yuhui's performance just now made even her unable to continue defending him, she could only keep apologizing.

Fang Lihua sighed, didn't even finish listening, and walked into the office alone again.

"Let's just go back." Xue Jian signaled Lin Li and the other two.

"Okay, Teacher." Lin Li and the other two nodded, following behind Xue Jian.

"Meeting you people is Yuhui's bad luck..." Since no one could hear her apologies anyway, Mother Wang looked extremely venomously at the culprits who caused her son to end up like this, gritting her teeth and saying in a low voice.

Lin Li stopped.

"Baowei, I heard that one in every six people has eaten shit and drank piss. Have you eaten or drank it?" Lin Li suddenly asked Zhou Baowei.

"I haven't! Bufan, have you eaten or drank it?"

"Of course I haven't either. Teacher, have you eaten—Ouch!" Bai Bufan covered his head, which hurt a bit from being knocked by Xue Jian, and looked at Zhou Baowei again: "It seems Teacher Xue hasn't eaten it either."

So Lin Li and the other two tacitly turned their heads and looked at Mother Wang: "Auntie, have you eaten shit and drank piss?"

"Get lost! Psychopaths!" Hearing this, the woman immediately widened her eyes and cursed.

"But one in six people should have eaten and drank it!" Lin Li scratched his head, somewhat puzzled.

"Who could it be?"

"I don't know."

"Strange."

"..."

The three people conversed like this and left following Xue Jian.

Wang Yuhui, who was originally staring blankly and regretting what happened, suddenly turned his head abruptly to look at the intersection where the four had left.

He finally realized, the taste and texture of today's lunch...

"Blergh—"

"Vomiting in the hallway is 200." At the corner of the intersection, three heads popped out arranged vertically, giving a warm reminder.

Before the three could continue speaking, two middle-aged hands grabbed Zhou Baowei and Bai Bufan's collars respectively, and a foot kicked Lin Li's butt, taking the three away again.

...

"Cause less trouble for me next time." On the way back to the teaching building from the Political and Educational Building, Xue Jian turned his head and looked at Lin Li with an unkind gaze.

"Teacher, we're wronged this time, we are the victims, you can't victim-blame!" Lin Li said indignantly.

"Regarding you two, I reserve my opinion." Xue Jian sneered.

Lin Li: "..."

The prejudice in people's hearts is a huge mountain.

"Alright, you three go up. If there's any development on this matter later, I'll tell you." Just as the bell for the end of evening self-study rang, Xue Jian didn't follow the three to the classroom, but stopped at the door of the office.

"Okay Teacher, goodbye Teacher."

After separating from Xue Jian, the three returned to the classroom.

"Awesome!" Bai Bufan cheered, "Baowei, did you see Wang Yuhui's expression of gagging himself."

"Saw it, funny."

"..."

"Lin Li, what are you doing?" Seeing Lin Li not participating in the teasing, Bai Bufan asked curiously.

"Contacting the confession wall, announcing our victory, and warning if there are any other guys in the school who want to do this, so everyone can order takeout with peace of mind," Lin Li responded upon hearing this.

"Reasonable, you still care about the campus. But there won't be any chances to bring phones and order takeout in the future, right?"

"It's always fine to say it."

His task hadn't been completed yet, after all, he hadn't conducted a sect-wide deterrence yet.

Lin Li actually didn't know if the confession wall counted.

After all, not everyone reads the confession wall.

But it didn't matter if it didn't count. Now the punishment had escalated to a public criticism. During the morning assembly next Monday, all teachers and students in the school would know and take it as a warning. He would definitely be able to complete the task then.

Approaching the classroom.

Wang Ze, who seemed to be waiting for someone in the hallway, walked over, looking at Lin Li, Bai Bufan, and the other three with a sneer.

"Lin Li, Bufan, are you treating me like an idiot, trying to use the same trick on me twice?" Wang Ze came up and locked Bai Bufan's neck, saying in his ear.

"What the hell?" Bai Bufan, struggling to breathe, looked completely confused.

"Tell me, which of you two's alt account is this QQ named 'White Scented Tea', playing me again, you two are really animals," Wang Ze sneered with a look of 'you're still pretending'.

"Ah?" Bai Bufan was confused, "It's not me?"

Then Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li.

"It's not me either." Lin Li shook his head, he knew nothing about it.

"It's even more impossible to be me." Zhou Baowei also shook his head.

Wang Ze: "?"

"Still pretending?" Wang Ze was amused.

"I swear on my own mom and dad, Wang Ze, it's really not me." Bai Bufan swore seriously.

Wang Ze released the hand locking Bai Bufan's neck, suddenly stopped talking, and then his breathing became somewhat heavy.

"..."

"..."

He swallowed a mouthful of saliva, pointed at Lin Li, his voice carrying a plea: "Lin Li, I beg you, tell me the truth, say it was you."

Lin Li was confused at first, then realized something, and shook his head somewhat compassionately.

"It's over... it's over... it's over..." Wang Ze's movements were stiff. After a moment, he squatted on the ground in despair.

"What happened?" Bai Bufan asked in confusion.

Wang Ze looked up, his smile miserable: "During evening self-study, a QQ claiming to be a senior sister added me. I thought she was you guys, so the message I replied was a bit... vulgar."

"What did you reply?" Bai Bufan swallowed a mouthful of saliva. This prerequisite sounded fucking terrifying.

Wang Ze covered his face in pain, opened his mouth, but hesitated to speak.

"I said..."

"I said—"

He seemed unable to say it.

"Let me see your pussy," Lin Li suddenly spoke up.

Wang Ze suddenly looked up, hope and relief flashing in his eyes: "Lin Li, how did you know? It really was you, right! Ha, I knew it, you kid! Naughty!"

"That's great! That's great! Fuck, you scared me to death just now. Lin Li, I forgive you this time, no next time!"

Wang Ze, surviving a disaster, didn't even have time to be angry, and patted his chest.

But Lin Li's expression became even more compassionate. He reached out and pressed Wang Ze's shoulder, taking a deep breath: "No, Wang Ze, I... I saw it on the confession wall."

Wang Ze: "(;☉_☉)?"

"..."

Wang Ze snatched Lin Li's phone.

The latest post on the confession wall, one of the pictures, was exposing someone.

"Wall Wall, avoid Wang Ze from Senior One Class 4. He looks quite sunny, but is actually a disgusting, creepy guy."

"[Picture]"

And the picture was a chat record.

[Wang Ze: We have successfully added each other as friends, now we can start chatting~]

[White Scented Tea: Hi~]

[Wang Ze: ?]

[Wang Ze: You are?]

[White Scented Tea: Senior Two, I guess I'm your senior sister.]

[Wang Ze: Then let me see your pussy.]

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