The Romantic Cultivator

<Ji Yuan is now alone with Jiajia in the inn room.>

“Big Brother, how did you manage to get an inn room? You’re underage!” Xiang Li asked curiously.

Ji Yuan: …

He began to mutter weakly, “In Glory City, even babies can rent an inn room. No questions will be asked.”

Xiang Li: …

<Ji Yuan now says to Jiajia as he takes out three long needles. “You had already seen that I can help you to increase your cultivation level earlier. Right now, I am going to increase your cultivation realm but you must first agree to all my conditions first before we can continue.”

<Jiajia says, “Please state all your conditions.”

<Ji Yuan replies, “First, you must tell no one about this.”

<Jiajia replies, “This is totally reasonable.”>

<Ji Yuan begins to sigh deeply before he says solemnly, “I’m not any easy man. If I’ve seen your body, I will surely take responsibility for it. But you have to agree that you have to be faithful only toward me. In return, I will take you as my future consort. But if you were to be unfaithful toward, I will banish you out of my sight away forever and will also take back the cultivation realms that you’ve gained through me.”>

<Jiajia immediately replies without any hesitation, “I am most willing!”>

Xiang Li rolled her eyes as she muttered weakly, “Big Brother, you can’t take away cultivation realms from the others…”

“I’ve the Demonic Book of Darkness, remember? I can do anything, ANYTHING! Haha.” Ji Yuan interrupted with loud chuckle.

Xiang Li: …

<Ji Yuan looks at Jiajia emotionless as he says, “You can strip now. I will help you to increase your cultivation realm now.”>

<Jiajia nods before she slowly stripped away her clothing piece by piece…>

<What follow next is several indescribable scenes *censor* *censor* *censor*>

<Finally Ji Yuan says, “Reach into your inner cultivation sea. How do you feel now?”>

<Jiajia is stunned; she is now a gold realm cultivator now! Not only that, her profound strength, her soul strength and spirit strength all have a huge increase at the same time!>

<“All my 47 accupoints are cleared?!” Jiajia is stunned.

<Ji Yuan smiles, “In the future, your cultivation realm will increase faster than anyone and you will be the top cultivator in the entire Divine Continent.”>

<Jiajia gasps with shock, “Really?”>

Even Xiang Li was asking, “Really?”

Ji Yuan chuckled, “Of course. The entire Divine Continent is only a mortal realm. I am after all from the Divine Realm and I can defeat any of the top cultivators in this land.”

Xiang Li rolled her eyes, “Big Brother, when did you ever say that you are from the Divine Realm?”

Even Fairy Anyang was muttering with disbelief, “He is just blabbering along as he writes…”

But Ji Yuan laughed, “Did I forget to mention that I am the reincarnation of the Ancient Heretic God? Haha. That is why I can use the Demonic Book of Darkness. I’ve cultivated a special law. As long as the Heavens and the Earth exist, I will never truly die. Haha.”

Xiang Li, Fairy Anyang: …

“And as long as I want it, all my opponents will be killed by me in one hit. Do you know that in the story, I am also known as the One-Punch Cultivator Ji Yuan.” Ji Yuan continued to laugh.

Xiang Li muttered weakly, “Then how did you die in the first place?”

Ji Yuan: …

“Erm…” All of a sudden Ji Yuan slapped his fists, “That’s it. It is because my enemy the Evil Emperor has mastered the profound laws of time and space! That is why! The backstabbing Evil Emperor had ambushed me while I was holding onto my dead Jiajia.”

Xiang Li: …

Fairy Anyang whispered to Xiang Li, “He is really making up as he writes along the way. His story has no plots at all.”

Xiang Li asked, “Then why didn’t you one-punch kill this Evil Emperor before the tragedy had struck?”

Ji Yuan said with great seriousness, “That is because there is totally no point in it. Even if I can kill the Evil Emperor, he will not truly die and will only lose one cultivation realm. Therefore I can only try to find a way to truly kill him first.”

Xiang Li asked curiously, “Why can’t you kill him until his cultivation realm has dropped to nothing? Then won’t he not be a threat anymore? If I were you, I will kill him repeatedly and I can loot him as well.”

Ji Yuan: …

Fairy Anyang chuckled, “Looking at his expression, I am betting that he didn’t even think of that before.”

“Well, the pages of the Demonic Book of Darkness may not be with him. I’ve to ensure first that I have the pages first or else I can’t be a True God in the future.” Ji Yuan said weakly. “That is my true goal.”

Xiang Li just kept quiet but she was thinking; how did you lose the pages of the Demonic Book of Darkness in the first place if you are so all-powerful.

And the goal is to write about an impressive cultivation hero and not a True God story…

Fairy Anyang was shaking her head as she whispered to Xiang Li, “I am betting my everything that our master is going to fail this trial. His cultivation story is full of broken plot holes.”

Ji Yuan was laughing, “Xiang Li, keep it up! I have you to thank for making my story such a perfect story! You’re really so insightful! Haha.”

Xiang Li was muttering weakly, “You’re welcome…” But secretly she was sighing that she was making the story worse for her Big Brother.

𝑂𝓥𝐿xt.𝕔𝑶𝑚

“Now I am going to write something very cool. Read this!” Ji Yuan chuckled.

<Ji Yuan now says to Jiajia. “Even though you want to give me your body now but I am a gentleman. You have to wait until you’ve come of age. But rest assures that once you’re of age, I will surely take you.”

<Jiajia is truly touched by Ji Yuan’s manly vibes even though he is only still a kid.>

<Ji Yuan then slap on Jiajia’s bare butt and tells her to go. It is because he is now pretending to be greatly exhausted by the effort of unlocking her 47 accupoints in order to win her sympathy.>

<This pretense instantly wins over Jiajia’s heart to him.>

<But in secret, Ji Yuan is now working on using his golden hands on Feiyue, Yan’Er, Chengxi, Yuluo and Little Princess as well. And of course, cute Qianxue is also his target.>

Xiang Li exclaimed weakly, “Big Brother, why is that I feel that you are trying to make them all into your harem? Aren’t you supposed to write about an impressive cultivation hero?”

Ji Yuan smiled, “Behind every great cultivation hero is his harem of consorts. Therefore I’ve to start off with writing my harem first. I can’t allow them to be with any others.”

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