The Romantic Cultivator

Ji Yuan said coolly to Xiang Li, “I am going to write about Jiajia next. But first I’ve to write about Guo Taiming. Every story needs a local bully that will call the MC a trash.”

<A few days later, Guo Taiming had confronted Ji Yuan coldly, “The class beauties belong to me. You’re nothing but a lowly bronze trash that cannot advance to a silver realm level. As for me, I’m already at the silver realm cultivation level.”>

<But Ji Yuan calmly ignore him by walking away. It is because he only wants to cultivate in peace and have no time to entertain Guo Taiming. >

<Guo Taiming laughs to the other bullies that he has brought along, “This Ji Yuan is nothing but a trash.>

<“Boss, so what are you going to do with this Ji Yuan?” One of the bullies say.>

<Guo Taiming smiles coldly, “Don’t we have an expedition to the wilderness tomorrow? I can make use of this opportunity to humiliate Ji Yuan in front of all the girls.”>

<The next day, the entire class is on an expedition to the wilderness.>

<Mo Bei did not go with them but had told them that they have to explore the wilderness as a big group and they have to arrive at the destination area in under six hours. This is their wilderness training.>

<As the class set off into the wilderness, Ji Yuan is quickly surrounded by Qianxue, Jiajia, Chengxi, Yan’Er, Yuluo and Little Princess who are all giving him all kinds of food and treats.>

<“Ji Yuan, are you tired?” They ask.>

<Ji Yuan laughed, “We have only just set off. How could I be tired? Haha.”>

<“Ji Yuan, this is the meal that I’ve made. I can share with you…”>

<Ji Yuan answered them, “In that case, I shall not be too polite. Haha.”>

Xiang Li said, “They are literally throwing themselves at you. Is that realistic?”

“Haha. That is because they are all secretly in love with me and have no eyes for the others.” Ji Yuan declared proudly.

“If Big Brother says so.” Xiang Li replied weakly.

Ji Yuan chuckled. “Haha. Wait till you hear the next fun part.”

<All of a sudden Guo Taiming has suddenly said to Ji Yuan, “Do you dare to have a man to man fight with me? The winner shall eat the girls’ sandwiches.”>

<Ji Yuan returns a solemn look, “The girls’ sandwiches are from their lovely hearts. You can’t have it therefore I will fight you.”>

<All the little maidens are all gasping with watery eyes when they had heard Ji Yuan.>

Xiang Li muttered, “It is too mushy…”

Ji Yuan grinned, “That is the way it should be.”

<Guo Taiming hums coldly, “You’re merely a bronze realm trash. Do you think that you are able to defeat a silver realm prodigy like myself?”>

<He is actually pleased that Ji Yuan has accepted his challenge; it is because he has brought a profound treasure with him that can drain Ji Yuan of his profound strength permanent and adding it to his own. In this way, Ji Yuan will be a bronze realm cultivator forever.>

<Ji Yuan says coolly, “I am trash? We shall see who the trash is then.”>

<The class of twenty lads and little maidens has all gathered around Guo Taiming and Ji Yuan. Naturally the lads support Guo Taiming while the little maidens support Ji Yuan.>

<Guo Taiming makes his attack first but Ji Yuan coolly steps aside and even trips him, causing him to fall flat into the ground and broke his teeth!>

<“Is this what you’re capable of? A silver cultivation realm that can’t even defeat a bronze realm noob like me.” Ji Yuan smiled.>

<“You!!!” Guo Taiming was enraged as he quickly displayed his profound technique, releasing a wave of profound energy wave that speeds toward Ji Yuan.>

<However Ji Yuan easily step aside, avoiding the profound energy wave as he throws a rock at Guo Taiming, smashing his face hard. “Is that what you got? Is this the best that you’ve got?”>

“Big Brother, where that rock comes from?” Xiang Li asked curiously.

Ji Yuan laughed weakly, “I pick it of course.”

“But you didn’t mention it in the story.” Xiang Li pointed out.

Ji Yuan replied righteously, “It is common sense that I am super fast and can pick things up without anyone noticing. So I am not mentioning it.”

Xiang Li nodded weakly, “Alright then…”

But did Big Brother mentions that he is super fast earlier in the first place? Speed can be cultivate by a mere book? Isn’t it through sheer hard work and training? Isn’t Big Brother in a body of a 13 year now, so where did his speed come from?

“But your opponent is a silver realm expert, how come he is weaker than you?” She asked again.

But Ji Yuan ignored her and continued to write;

<Now Guo Taiming realizes that he is being outclassed by Ji Yuan. Therefore he decides to use his profound treasure which can enable a soul attack on Ji Yuan. In this way, he can disable Ji Yuan permanently without anyone noticing and at the same time he can also win easily!>

<So he launches his soul attack immediately on Ji Yuan!>

“Big Brother, isn’t soul attack an immortal mythical class type of attack? How come the lowly cultivators in your story can use one? Plus he is only a kid.” Xiang Li asked again. “Isn’t it a little too unrealistic?”

Ji Yuan frowned, “This is my story. I write whatever I want. And stop interrupting at the most exciting part.”

Xiang Li: …

Fairy Anyang was laughing as she listened in secret to their conversations, “Now I am beginning to like this master of ours. He is just making whatever things he wants.”

<Ji Yuan suddenly feels a suppression enveloping him and realizes that he is being attacked by a powerful form of soul attack. However as he is a practitioner of the Demon Book of Darkness, he is immune to all forms of soul attack.>

<In fact, this gives him an opportunity to turn the table on Guo Taiming.>

<Ji Yuan smiles coolly and all of a sudden he has reversed the suppression upon Guo Taiming!>

<Guo Taiming has suddenly fallen upon his knees as his profound strength is being taken by Ji Yuan!>

<All of a sudden there is a golden aura around Ji Yuan as he has a sudden breakthrough to the silver realm level while no one notices that Guo Taiming is now being reduced to a bronze realm level!>

<“Ji Yuan has a breakthrough!”>

<“He is a silver level now and he is no longer the class trash?!”>

<“How come Guo Taiming isn’t looking too alright?”>

<“Boss, are you alright?!” Guo Taiming’s henchmen immediately surrounded him but Guo Taiming had already fainted.>

<“Ji Yuan has defeated a superior level cultivator and achieves a breakthrough at the same time!”>

Xiang Li muttered to herself, “Won’t they feel weird why Guo Taiming has suddenly fainted all of a sudden without my Big Brother hitting him. Why are they all behaving as though my Big Brother has beaten up Guo Taiming and is like the winner…”

But she decided to keep quiet because Ji Yuan had a most excited look while he continued to write furiously.

<The whole group soon reaches the end of their expedition. Guo Taiming of course has regained his consciousness and he is the only accident along the way.>

<Ji Yuan has suddenly whispered to Jiajia. “I need a favor from you to enter the alchemist guild. I know that you’re the grand-daughter of the guild head.”>

<Jiajia is so startled and delighted that Ji Yuan is finally talking to her so she nods eagerly, “I will do anything for you!”>

Xiang Li: …

The real Jiajia isn’t like this…Big Brother is twisting everything in his favor…

<“Extend your hand for me.” Ji Yuan says.>

<Jiajia curiously extends her hand and is startled when Ji Yuan has grabbed hold of her fingers. She is silently thinking shyly; Ji Yuan is holding my hands now…>

<Ji Yuan says coolly, “Don’t get me wrong. I have no ill-intentions.”>

Fairy Anyang laughed as she whispered to Xiang Li, “He has every ill-intention to woo all the girls but he is writing as though he is a gentleman while the girls fall in love left and right.”𝑂𝓥𝐿xt.𝕔𝑶𝑚

Xiang Li covered her face with her palms, “I know…”

<All of a sudden Jiajia feels a surge of power coursing through her and her silver realm level 5 has shot up to level 10!>

<Ji Yuan smiles coolly, “This is my way of saying my gratitude to you.”

<Jiajia simply cannot believe that Ji Yuan can actually help her to gain 5 whole levels to her cultivation level with only a touch!>

Xiang Li muttered weakly, “I can’t believe it as well. Big Brother, isn’t this too exaggerated?”

“Of course it is not!” Ji Yuan laughed. “Don’t forget that I have two pages of the Demon Book of Darkness! I can do anything I want!”

“Erm, don’t you have the whole book previously? How come you’ve only left with two pages now?” Xiang Li asked curiously.

“Because I’ve realized that I need some villains in this epic story as we compete for the remaining pages of the Demon Book of Darkness. An epic story isn’t completed if there are no strong competitors!” Ji Yuan laughed.

Fairy Anyang whispered to Xiang Li, “I think he is too engrossed into his writings that he did not realize that he is writing a different account from his earlier chapters.”

As though Ji Yuan could hear Fairy Anyang, he quickly said. “Don’t worry Xiang Li. The readers won’t notice at all. They will only be noticing how awesome I am in this story and that is the whole point. I can always make up a story to cover any earlier mistakes later.”

“The next part will be even more interesting. Watch this!” Ji Yuan chuckled loudly.

<Ji Yuan says solemnly all of a sudden. “Jiajia, tonight can you come to the inn?”>

Xiang Li: …

Aren’t my Big Brother and his classmates all 13 year old kids?

They sure mature very fast at that age…

<Jiajia gasps shyly, “Really I can?”>

<She is willing to surrender her body to Ji Yuan anytime…>

<Ji Yuan coolly says, “Don’t get me wrong. There are more than one uses for going to the inn.”>

<Jiajia shyly replies with an awkward look, “I know…but why are we going to the inn?”>

<Ji Yuan laughs, “I can help you to breakthrough to the gold cultivation level. Just now I’ve only help you to the peak of the silver level but actually I can still help you to breakthrough further to the gold cultivation level.”>

Xiang Li muttered weakly, “If you can help the others to breakthrough to the gold level, why are you struck at the bronze level and has to absorb the profound strength of Guo Taiming to breakthrough to the silver level…”

“Wait Xiang Li…don’t break my train of thoughts! I can give a reasonable explanation later…” Ji Yuan muttered excitingly as he continued to write with great fervor.

<Ji Yuan says solemnly, “But there is a little problem though. You’ve to strip so that I can examine your body carefully to apply my golden hands on you. Are you willing to do so?”>

Xiang Li: …

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<Jiajia nods shyly as she asks, “As long as I can breakthrough to the gold level, I am willing. But can you really help me to breakthrough to the gold level?”

<Ji Yuan says coolly, “You can trust me on this. I am the only disciple of the greatest medical saint in the Divine Continent. With my golden hands, I can even aid you to become the strongest cultivator as well by unlocking all 47 of your profound accupoints.”>

<Jiajia is truly shocked; it is because the maximum accupoints a cultivator can unlock is only 7 of the profound accupoints and most cultivators can only unlock 2-4 in their entire cultivation lifetime.>

<Ji Yuan says to her, “You don’t have to believe me now but seeing is believing later. Try it and you will do. After I’ve applied my golden hands on you, you will know that I’m real.”

Fairy Anyang whispered to Xiang Li, “Erm, is he writing I’m a con-artist that’s picking girls left and right with his golden hands?”

Xiang Li laughed weakly, “I think Big Brother is writing ‘The Most Lecherous Cultivator Ever’.”

Ji Yuan was laughing, “So Xiang Li, what do you think? Am I smarter than Jiajia now?”

Xiang Li said weakly, “The real Jiajia will probably kick your ass for your lewd ideas and will never strip for you…”

“Of course she will!” Ji Yuan insisted righteously. “It is a great temptation for anyone including Jiajia if you give them the option to choose between progression or no progression in their cultivations.”

“Except that you seem to forget that Jiajia is already a peaked great saintess. So she won’t.” Xiang Li giggled.

Ji Yuan began to rub his chin as he frowned. “You got a little point…maybe I should tempt Jiajia with a sentient immortal sword…”

Fairy Anyang was speechless when she had heard Ji Yuan; is he thinking of giving me away so that he can bang this Jiajia?!