Chapter 1329 - 589: Saliva Trickles from Grey Wolf’s Eyes

Chapter 1329: Chapter 589: Saliva Trickles from Grey Wolf’s Eyes

Ding Sihan felt that even if she really killed the two, there would probably be a certain middle-aged gentleman who would assist her in escaping the charges.

The visiting police officer: Hello, are you sure these two were like this when they arrived?

Middle-aged gentleman: Yes, when Lin Li and Bai Bufan came to our home for New Year’s greetings, they were indeed in pieces. Their classmates can also testify.

Ding Sihan: Yes, yes, that’s exactly how it was, I can swear on my bear.

Haha.

Since there’s no worry, go ahead and do it!!

"Dragons?! You call yourselves dragons! What? The two of you stopped doing cross talk, now you’re starting to perform a play, is that right? The map of the Yan Kingdom is so long, huh?! I’m asking you something! Little Nezha! Dragon Brother? Speak! Are you Er Dulong!! I’m telling you to talk!!"

The scene in the study was incredibly bloody.

Deaf? But that’s the conquest of emperors...

The two emperors without human rights lay curled in the corner, while a young girl repeatedly used her signature move "Ding Sihan Flying Kick" to execute kings.

On the side in the audience area, the peaceful years seemed unaffected.

Just moments ago saying ’’can’t eat anymore,’’ Qu Wanqiu was now cheerfully putting snacks into her mouth, watching the murder scene, couldn’t resist starting to record it with her phone.

Chen Yu Ying looked worriedly at Lin Li.

——Because the three of them were on the carpet, Ding Sihan wasn’t wearing slippers, only socks, she wondered if this was actually a reward for Lin Li?

Should they perhaps get a pair of shoes for Sihan before kicking?

A moment.

"Ding Sihan is the worst, seeing us want to beg for mercy, the first thing she does is hit our mouths, then says we’re not begging for mercy, Er Dulong, this must be provoking her, and then she can keep hitting, Sister Ding, it’s not that I won’t confess, it’s that it hurts so much I can’t open my mouth."

When Ding Sihan finally got tired of kicking, the bullied and weak Lin Li finally had the courage to sit up, ’’sad and aggrieved’’ with complaints.

"Indeed." Bai Bufan, the battle-damaged version, also nodded.

"However, Bufan, did you notice, just now when Dingzi kicked you, your gynophobia symptoms didn’t really kick in, maybe this is the best remedy for your psychological condition. How about I go find Dingzi some spiked shoes and we try another treatment?"

Bai Bufan: "...damn you."

"Firstly, I have improved since joining ’Three Men and a Dog,’ secondly, Ding Sihan just now wasn’t even a ’woman’ concept anymore, at least she was a Super Beast,"

criticized Bai Bufan, then glanced at the "Three" who were chatting again about body and weight loss topics, and whispered to Lin Li:

"Besides, Lin Li, I just realized, ’little milk dog’ can describe not only males."

"Actually it can describe girls too, referring to that something ’small,’ both human and dog."

Lin Li: "O.o?"

"Aha! I’m going to tell Dingzi!"

Bai Bufan sneered: "Lin Li, if you dare to do this, I’ll dare to kneel down and beg you, call you father, plead for mercy because I genuinely know I was wrong."

"Not telling is fine, no need to call me dad, but you have to do one other thing later," Lin Li whispered.

"What?"

After hearing Lin Li’s request, Bai Bufan frowned: "Isn’t this still calling you dad?"

"Whether to call or not."

"Fine." Bai Bufan didn’t mind, for the sake of jokes, everything was worth it.

Moreover, Bai Bufan was aware that even if he didn’t agree, Lin Li wouldn’t really tell Ding Sihan this sentence.

Because with ’Three,’ though ’One Dog’ honestly wasn’t quite human-shaped, there was still a bit of humanity, wouldn’t take things too far.

They could call Dragon Brother, but never say anything vulgar like ’little milk’ directly.

"...Anyway, dieting is bad for health, I won’t overly diet, better go back to exercising more, just that yoga mat I bought last year got repurposed by my mom as a table mat, kinda messed up."

"The yoga mat been repurposed as a table mat, the messed-up one might not be your mom but the lazy you, right?" Lin Li remarked.

"Shut up, or nobody would think you’re a mute." Ding Sihan huffed.

"I’m actually being kind," Lin Li sat cross-legged beside Chen Yu Ying, sincerely saying to Ding Sihan, "Dingzi, do you know Zhou Baowei?"

Ding Sihan: "..."

Sometimes encountering a question and not answering, isn’t necessarily because the question is difficult, but because the question is so idiotic.

"Don’t know."

"Fine, not knowing is alright, what’s important is you know he’s a pig," Lin Li nodded, "because of that, he possesses many weight-loss tips, I can share one with you, according to Bao Wei’s personal experience, this tip can burn a lot of calories in a short time, though it’s a bit distressing and sad."

"Yeah, yeah, tell me!" Ding Sihan’s mouth flattened into a line, her eyebrows exaggeratedly raised, an expression of ’willing to hear’ with ’anticipation.’

"It’s that when you cook, just keep the heat on maximum, then never turn it off, after a few minutes or so, when you see the food turning black, it means the calories have pretty much burned off." Lin Li didn’t let Ding Sihan’s anticipation down.

Bai Bufan nodded, if that’s the case, then Bao Wei’s subsequent distress and sadness would make sense.

"That’s called burnt!" Ding Sihan sneered, a bit disappointed, "I thought you’d suggest I go straight to the incinerator."

Lin Li: "I said that to Bao Wei before."

Seeing Ding Sihan ignore him again, using cold violence, and continued chatting about their girl’s topics, Lin Li could only helplessly return to teasing the dog.