Chapter 1328 - 588: Demon and Spirit Bead Still Unleashed (Part 2)

Chapter 1328: Chapter 588: Demon and Spirit Bead Still Unleashed (Part 2)

"How is it possible? I wouldn’t do such a thing."

Lin Li spread his hands and said calmly.

Chen Yu Ying: "?"

Bai Bufan O.o: "Sewn into the sofa? And the Junji Ito thing?"

"Hold on! That’s not the main point, whether it’s the ’Of course’ part or the ’Can’t possibly be’ part, neither sounds like a normal person, right? It’s just that the former is a perverted stalker, and the latter is a hopelessly deranged lunatic!" Ding Si Han jested.

Qu Wanqiu: "I think that’s not the point either. What’s more important is Lin Li’s affection, right? He’s become purely male-centric now, hasn’t he?"

Chen Yu Ying blinked her eyes: "Fooled you, this isn’t my room, actually. It’s the place my dad gets banished to sleep when he fights with my mom."

Oh my.

Embracing with the back towards Middle Man?

Then forget it.

Lin Li, without looking back, headed towards the study: "Let’s go then, don’t keep the study waiting."

Upon entering the study, despite being called a study, the space was larger than the secondary bedroom of Lin Li’s old 130 square meter house, though it only had one table, a carpet on the floor, and a lazy sofa, it was more than enough to accommodate five people.

As the host, Chen Yu Ying quickly brought in some fruits and snacks.

"These snacks are quite tasty. As for drinks, there’s only a few types at home right now, but it’s convenient to order takeouts here. The property delivers them to the door, so if you want milk tea, you can order now. Want some?"

"No need, no drinks for me. Today, I’ll just stick to plain water. During the New Year’s days, I’ve unintentionally gained weight. Three days ago, I weighed myself and found I’d gained a whole two pounds. I haven’t weighed since because I don’t have the courage...d*mn it..."

Since the entire villa is equipped with central air conditioning, everyone’s outer coats have been removed. At this moment, Ding Si Han, while refusing, looked dejectedly at her belly, pressing her clothes against her waist with both hands to make the sweater cling to her skin:

"Little tummy, little tummy?"

"Gurgle gurgle."

Lin Li suddenly stood up, looking around in shock: "How did she get pregnant suddenly?! Who did it! There’s something wrong with this villa! Who! Come out! Take responsibility for Sister Ding!"

"Lin Li, you want to die!!!" Ding Si Han laughed angrily.

To be treated like this after showing sincerity!

Meanwhile, Bai Bufan suddenly stood up, and under everyone’s gaze, ran to the door, opened it quietly, and then returned with some regret.

Facing everyone’s questioning and confused gaze, Bai Bufan didn’t hide and explained:

"Usually, at such times, when Lin Li says ’How did she get pregnant suddenly,’ either an uncle or aunt should appear at the door with the fruit and snacks.

Then, if they hear this, they’ll misunderstand, thinking the class leader got pregnant, burst in angrily, and smash Lin Li directly with the glass plate initially holding the fruit and snacks, leading to a universally satisfying happy ending.

Unfortunately, there’s none this time, reality indeed lacks the drama of novels, sigh..."

Lin Li, Ding Si Han, Chen Yu Ying, Qu Wanqiu: "..."

"Is there a more dignified way to die? Don’t tell me to wear a suit."

Lin Li smiled, didn’t take off his shoes, and kicked Bai Bufan’s arm directly with the sole of his slippers.

"There is, brother, there is. I’ll sing at your funeral—Don’t pile up memories~ turning the plot cliché~ loved for many years~ why ruin the classic..."

Bai Bufan sang for a while and then suddenly stopped, looked at Lin Li seriously:

"Lin Li, I’ve never understood, at a solemn place like a funeral, how can people in the photos have the nerve to smile? Will you smile when that time comes?"

"Haha."

Lin Li laughed, and Bufan peed.

"Die!"

"One Dog" begins to brawl.

"The Three" were already used to it. The issue of body figure Ding Si Han just raised was their current topic.

"Wow Si Han, how many meals did you eat these days? I was still feasting until yesterday. Counting it up, I’ve been eating continuously for a whole week. I feel like my belly is really about to pop out, I can’t eat any more."

Qu Wanqiu also sighed.

"Come on," Ding Si Han couldn’t empathize, slightly annoyed, pushing Qu Wanqiu onto the carpet, unwilling to say: "D*mn Qu Wanqiu! Complain with me when your abs are gone! D*mn you!"

Ding Si Han sighed, her tone filled with grievance:

"You ate a lot, but you deserved it too. I have been restraining myself these days."

"Tell me, how did God create humans so energy-efficient? One piece of chicken is 500 calories, I ran for an hour until I puked, and only burned 400 calories. I found out that climbing Everest only requires as much energy as thirty egg tarts at minimum.

My digestive system, it’s way too efficient, it’s even thriftier than my grandma who’s been afraid of poverty since childhood..."

At this moment, Lin Li, who was sitting on top of Bai Bufan, raised his head: "Fun fact, if you skip a meal, your digestive system absorbs the nutrients double the next meal."

Ding Si Han: "..."

Just then, Bai Bufan, who was under Lin Li and had been taking Lin Li’s punches with his face, raised his head too: "Even colder fun fact, if you don’t eat for several meals, your digestive system will reabsorb your feces."

Ding Si Han: "?"

"Lin Li, kill him!"

"Got it! For stealing my lines, Bai Bufan, you really deserve to die!"

"F*ck, didn’t you already say one?"

"Can’t I eat in the morning and skip at night? Prepare to die!"

The two started to brawl here again.

Meanwhile, touching her belly, Ding Si Han glanced at the side. Even though seemingly not part of the conversation, this person was a topic in herself—Chen Yu Ying, whose belly remained flat and gracefully curved even while breathing normally, so her gaze became even more resentful:

"It’s not impossible to be heavier, but can’t it be heavier where it should be?"

Ding Si Han looked down and suddenly discovered with surprise that she couldn’t see her toes anymore! Could it be—

Oh, oh, turns out she was sitting cross-legged, her toes tucked under her thighs.

Damn.

Even though during school days, everyone tried to avoid being too noticeable, like Yu Yu’s situation, which brought more trouble, inconvenience, and criticism.

But, the right curves are always something to strive for.

"You can’t force this, you know."

Qu Wanqiu was quite laid-back about this, and this topic had been discussed in the dorm several times, and all the complaints and grievances had been aired.

"Right... and Si Han, stop looking at me like some creep."

As for Chen Yu Ying.

At the moment, since her boyfriend was busy with domestic chores and couldn’t protect her, facing Ding Sihan’s gaze, she could only cross her arms over her chest, feeling both helpless and amused.

Forget it.

Chen Yu Ying thought about it.

If Lin Li really came to protect her, it might make things worse.

He even mentioned being a phone stand.

Last night she got inspired again and tried it a few times—just how weird does the posture and size have to be to use it like that?

"Ying Bao, you’ll never understand my sorrow... can you give me one...?" Ding Sihan leaned in.

Chen Yu Ying: "?"

Lin Li: "!"

Hajili reacted instantly.

What do you mean give you one! Who do you think you are to just take one?

A few seconds later.

Lin Li: "I am the Crown Prince, the lead in a billion-dollar movie, Nezha!"

Lin Li’s sudden shout startled the three girls, and their attention was drawn to him.

They soon realized when Lin Li shouted this, he wasn’t looking at them but at Bai Bufan sitting opposite him.

What’s all this about?

Bai Bufan, with a serious demeanor: "I am the third prince of the East Sea Dragon Palace, supporting actor in a billion-dollar movie, Ao Bing!"

Lin Li: "Today we’re drinking!"

Bai Bufan: "Yes, we’re drinking today!"

Lin Li: "You drink, I drink!"

Bai Bufan: "I drink, you drink!"

Lin Li: "Three rounds of drinks have passed!"

Bai Bufan: "Five flavors of dishes have been finished!"

Lin Li: "I am a drunkard, I can drink loads!"

Bai Bufan: "I’m just a drinker, I’m already so drunk!"

After saying this, Bai Bufan sprawled onto the beanbag couch, looking dazed.

Lin Li: "I want to drink more! So I had another drink! And downed it in one go!"

After delivering this line, little Nezha looked at the drunk Ao Bing opposite him, frowned slightly, and nudged with his arm:

"Brother Long! Brother Long! I’m done! It’s Brother Long’s turn again!"

Bai Bufan: "I can’t drink anymore, Brother Long is done for..."

Lin Li: "No, Brother Long! You’ve got this! You’ll pull through!"

Bai Bufan: "I really can’t, I, I... need to go to the bathroom."

Lin Li: "Alright then."

Bai Bufan got up and wobbled towards the door.

Lin Li: "Brother Long, there’s a nail on the floor."

Bai Bufan didn’t seem to hear.

"Brother Long? Brother Long?"

"Brother Long, nail! Nail, Brother Long!!"

"Brooooo—ther Looong—!!!"

...

One, two, three.

——That’s the number of black lines above Ding Sihan’s head.

One, two.

——That’s the number of fists Ding Sihan clenched tightly.

5°, 10°, 15°.

——That’s the arc of Ding Sihan’s forced smile.

One body, two bodies.

——That’s the number of corpses found on the scene afterward.