The Most Random System
Chapter 1270 - 560: Mathematics in Alcohol
Chapter 1270: Chapter 560: Mathematics in Alcohol
As someone who might be one of the only two people present who knows the "truth," she watched Qin Xuan being chased by the excited Demon with a particularly complex expression.
Speechless.
Just now, when Lin Li changed the key settings for Demon, what exactly was he implying?
Why does it feel like it was just for this moment, for these dumplings drenched in jealousy?
But soon, only relief was left on her face—oh well, since the culprit is Lin Li next door, that kid has been a demon child since young, it’s quite normal.
"Demon, come eat something!"
Lin Li shouted at Demon and waved the dog snack in his hand. Naturally, Demon was more loyal to his appetite, abandoning Qin Xuan’s command and trotted over for the snack.
"Whew—"
Having abandoned her own younger brother during the escape, Qin Xuan then pulled Miao Miao’s hand and walked over.
"Thanks, Lin Li, I don’t know why Demon suddenly went crazy, insisting on chasing me, it’s really a damn dog."
Although it wasn’t enough to make her dislike Demon, Qin Xuan still grumbled about the unruly dog.
The aunt next door blinked.
Xuan’Er, indeed there is a damn dog.
But is there a possibility that it’s not Demon, but some other humanoid damn dog... you might even owe him thanks.
Lin Li frowned at the words: "Sis, why did it chase you and not anyone else? You can’t clap with one hand; have you ever thought about your own problem?"
Qin Xuan: "..."
Why would I be so irrational to thank Lin Li?
"How can one hand not clap, dear cousin, maybe you should try bringing your face over, hmm?"
"Forget it."
"Maybe Demon was too excited, or perhaps dogs can always pinpoint who fears them the most in a crowd. I don’t even know what’s so scary about dogs. Alright, let’s go inside with Miao Miao to have some snacks."
The little aunt smiled and then urged them on, but seemed to remember something and paused:
"Remember when you were little and met a dog in the neighborhood? The dog’s owner saw you were scared and shouted ’get down,’ but who knew you’d actually lie down, making everyone including me, and the dog, embarrassed, and they apologized profusely..."
"Mom!!!" Qin Xuan’s face flushed crimson.
Used to the past, it’s hard to forget, why bring it up again!
Especially when Lin Li is here!
This will become a powerful weapon for attacking me!
Lin Li wasn’t as cunning as Qin Xuan imagined. At the moment, he pretended not to hear her embarrassing past, focused solely on training the sage dog, his expression intent: "Demon, get down! Get down!!!"
Qin Xuan: "(•́へ•́╬)!!!"
Damn it!
"Sister shy!" Miao Miao heard and also snickered.
Can’t mess with the old, can’t mess with the young either?
Qin Xuan glanced at her own younger brother upon hearing: "You, a class discipline committee member, getting all proud?"
Lin Li’s keen senses made him feel there was something in her words, so he curiously asked: "How so, Sis, what’s the story with Miao Miao being the discipline committee member?"
"There is, ha, Lin Li, do you know how many people Miao Miao, the discipline committee member, oversees?" Qin Xuan smiled.
"How many? Is he some kind of powerful minister? All but one and above ten thousand."
"Ha, almost, all but one and below ten thousand," Qin Xuan smiled, "One! The teacher lets him manage himself and not disturb other kindergarten students during class."
Lin Li: "(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧"
Looking at Miao Miao with a content gaze, Lin Li only felt there was hope for a successor.
Maybe in ten years, he could become Xue Jian’s student.
"Off, off, off we go—" Now the little aunt couldn’t quite stand still, promptly taking her daughter and son away.
As time approached ten o’clock, the relatives in the house gradually gathered.
During New Year greetings, even distant relatives have their close relatives to greet, so present were almost those seated at the same table during cousin’s wedding, grandma’s children and grandchildren.
"Morning" snacks were finished, and since the noon feast hadn’t officially begun, most of the parents were helping out and chatting in the kitchen, while the grandchildren gathered in the front hall or the open space at the entrance to play with phones and tease the dogs.
"Yo, all here, huh."
Wu Lifeng rode his moped from the corner into the entrance parking space, greeted after checking the situation at the entrance.
"Brother Lifeng, you’re the latest. As someone who’s late, come, you owe yourself a drink!" As Wu Lifeng walked into the main hall, Lin Li picked up a glass of wine from the table already set with hors d’oeuvres and handed it to Wu Lifeng.
"Luckily, I’m a bit thirsty." Wu Lifeng took it but didn’t drink it directly. Since this was something Lin Li handled, he examined it cautiously before noticing it seemed alright and took a cautious sip, smacking his lips.
"What kind of wine is this, why does it taste like this?"
It’s drinkable but not quite drinkable, so Wu Lifeng continued sipping while frowning and questioning.
"This is the cocktail I just carefully mixed. Sister Xuan and Brother Lifeng’s spouse weren’t keen on drinking it, Brother Feng, what do you think?" Lin Li eagerly introduced after hearing.
"Well, it has certainly raised the flavor of the wine to another level." Wu Lifeng pondered before speaking.
"Really? Did Lin Li actually mix something drinkable for humans?" Sitting next to Yu Liu playing phone games, Fang Qihuo looked up upon hearing, "Lin Li, give me some to try too."
"Brother, didn’t you drive here, can you drink?"
"It’s fine, I’ll let your sister-in-law drive home."
"No problem then."
After Fang Qihuo took a disposable cup from Lin Li’s hand and tasted it, he responded with a couple of "hmms" before looking up at Wu Lifeng: "Brother Lifeng, you call this tasty?"
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