Chapter 1250 - 551: Perhaps His Legend Truly Exists in the Jianghu_3

Chapter 1250: Chapter 551: Perhaps His Legend Truly Exists in the Jianghu_3

Lin Li shifted the focus upon hearing this: "Not only did he not listen to reason, but he also attacked us. We just wanted to give him a taste of his own medicine and let him feel what it’s like to be bombed. We didn’t hurt him at all; it was just to scare him a bit so he’d know it’s wrong."

"Yes, and then he turned around and bombed us with firecrackers! Look, there’s still a mark on my clothes." Bai Bufan tugged at the corner of his jacket that had just been hit, as evidence.

"Scare?" The old lady Biddeng seemed to have heard the funniest joke:

"You two big guys, scaring my grandson? Cornering him and making him cry!

He’s still a child! What does a kid know? Being mischievous is his nature! You two are adults, aren’t you supposed to know better? No tolerance at all! Besides, my Jiejie is so well-behaved, why did he only bomb you two and not others? You must have provoked him!"

"Grandma, aren’t you being unreasonable?"

These opening moves were too classic, Lin Li’s voice turned cold, displaying some impatience.

"Reasoning? Why bother reasoning with you! You bully kids and still want to talk about logic here?"

The old lady couldn’t be bothered to listen, pulling her weeping grandson, patting his back lovingly:

"Jiejie, don’t cry, Grandma’s here, don’t be afraid. Let’s go play somewhere else, away from these unreasonable adults!" She glared fiercely at Lin Li and Bai Bufan, grabbing her grandson to leave.

The boy, named Jiejie, was now being protected by his grandma, and his earlier fear seemed to vanish instantly. As he was being led away, he didn’t forget to turn around and make a big face at Lin Li and Bai Bufan, his expression full of vengeful smugness.

He even deliberately took out a handful of firecrackers from his pocket, waving them in his hand, silently showing off and taunting.

Sigh.

Lin Li sighed.

The system panel had already shown progress, and he was ready to let the kid go. But why must it come to this?

Using his Cultivator’s brain carefully, pondering over what means to use to teach him a lesson.

Should he call upon his bird friends to chase him and poop on him?

Or use the Invisible Sword to poke his butt?

Or make him wet his pants?

But a steady and powerful paw pressed down on his shoulder.

Oh no, not a paw, it was a hand, Bai Bufan’s hand.

"I know what you’re thinking."

"But don’t rush, Lin Li," Bai Bufan blinked, "I might have a way."

"Oh? Elaborate?" Lin Li looked towards Bai Bufan. After all, this district was Bai Bufan’s home turf, so Lin Li felt it was worth lending an ear.

"Do you have any snacks on you? If not, I can go home and get some." Instead of directly stating his method, Bai Bufan asked.

"I just happen to have some," Lin Li managed to pull out some mysterious snacks from his pocket, "Do you want this? Or should we get something else, there’s more in the car."

"That’s enough, that’ll do, come with me, let’s see if that kid is around." Bai Bufan grabbed him, then pulled Lin Li along as they quickly walked away.

Not far, a few minutes later, Bai Bufan led Lin Li to the community’s public facilities area.

There weren’t many elders now, but there were a few kids in this area, gathered at the small sandbox playing with firecrackers or fireworks.

"Hu, Hu, it’s me, come over here!"

Bai Bufan locked onto one of the kids, waving and calling out to him.

"Brother Bufan, what is it?"

A kid, who didn’t look too old either, holding a handheld sparkler, came over.

Bai Bufan stepped forward, bent down, and whispered like a secretive meeting: "Do you know a kid named Jiejie in the neighborhood?"

"I do." Hu sniffed his nose, then nodded.

Bai Bufan showed the snacks he got from Lin Li, lowering his voice:

"That guy just pissed me off, but I’m an adult now, I can’t take action, so could you go help me teach him a lesson, alright?"

Hu looked up at Bai Bufan.

Bai Bufan looked down at Hu.

This moment was silent.

"Plop."

Hu dropped the sparkler to the ground, crushed it with the tip of his shoe, and curling white smoke rose:

"I’ll go find him now."

"Here, take the snacks, for your journey."

"No need, Brother, I can eat them when I return." Hu didn’t take them, waved his hand, and walked away with determined steps.

His silhouette was heroic.

And sensing Lin Li’s strange look from the side, Bai Bufan chuckled softly, proudly introducing:

"Hu, his real name is untraceable, currently seven years old, with two years of mercenary experience and a high approval rating."

"He’s nicknamed..."

"The Fierce Tiger of Imperial Calm District, Block Three, Unit Two!!"

"Is there really such a domineering street nickname..."

Lin Li’s pupils contracted sharply.

"Yes."

Bai Bufan nodded steadily.

"I didn’t expect... your neighborhood... really conceals such talents?"

"Indeed."

Bai Bufan nodded calmly.

"So, Bufan, in your community, is there anyone with the street name Imperial Calm District, Block One, Unit Three, Room 501’s Fierce Wild Dog?"

Lin Li’s eyes sparkled, with a yearning for the street.

"..."

Bai Bufan wanted to continue his calm demeanor, but found it hard to hold back because—

"That’s TM seems to be my house."