Chapter 1246 - 550: Master of Animal Protection

Chapter 1246: Chapter 550: Master of Animal Protection

Encountering a bread that can’t be beaten even with forbidden powers, trying all out and failing.

Couldn’t even touch it.

Even if Lin Li the Cultivator is awesome, all he has is maxed-out reaction and operation skills, but the bread got him in seconds before he even appeared.

My lord, you’ve eaten shit.

"These kinds of people are the most cunning. After watching ’Coco,’ they realized what the deceased fear most is being forgotten, so for the sake of their ancestors, they choose to cheat to add anchor points for their forebears."

Lin Li has already taken his hands off the keyboard, this battle holds no more meaning, just shaking his head with a smile.

"So, does this mean," Bai Bufan doesn’t really care, he already opened cheats, let him be, "we can use hacks to worship ancestors during the Qingming Festival?"

"Seems viable."

[I Just Got a Girlfriend]: "Bro, if you keep this up, you’ll disappear, take a potion—"

[Fried Bread Is Better Than Steamed]: "GONGCHENGBUBIZAIWO"

「Player [Fried Bread Is Better Than Steamed] was kicked for cheating.」

[I Just Got a Girlfriend]: "Damn, got kicked right after I said it? Bro? Come back!! Just two points left! At least finish the game before you die!"

[Her Match Won’t Load]: "Bro, fare thee well!"

[Farewell, She’s an Ad Window Now]: "Good riddance, bro, you’re done for."

[Her Match Won’t Load]: "Buddy, why aren’t you kicked yet?"

[She Used Aunt Flo to Fool Me]: "Maybe not closing it means it’s not on, support the good brother, it’s our turn to rampage!"

[Farewell, She’s an Ad Window Now]: "I didn’t cheat at all, all that performance was pure talent and effort."

[Chasing Ma Chao]: "Man, I saw your talent, but why is my sweat on my forehead?"

"Oh, finally kicked, that’s still playable, Bufan, I decide to take my talent to Cleveland, continue on your own."

The match became a five versus four, and since the Fish Brother was already the strongest on the opposite side, Lin Li gave control back to Bai Bufan.

Now it can’t possibly lose, right?

Hello, it might be.

Ten minutes later, noticing Bai Bufan’s secretly guilty glance, he lifted his head and clearly saw the words on the screen, Lin Li sneered: "If you can lose with this, it’s a lifetime achievement."

"Just two points away, sometimes one person missing evens the score with just a bullet, could only call it a close loss."

"Haha, thanks for the plane you sent while still being stubborn, come, say something, Bufan is the region."

"Brother Xu isn’t the region, the dock is awesome!" Bai Bufan immediately frowned and pointed at Lin Li like a husky, upset: "You’re something else, don’t mess with the pace."

"Oh wow, you guys, such unique things, I say Bufan is the region, you say don’t bring Brother Xu and the dock into the rhythm."

...

Perhaps considering that they were going out to play later, or maybe preparing early and putting effort in, the two of them played till past five and then left the room upon Father Bai and Mrs. Bai’s call, told they could start the New Year’s Eve dinner.

The dining atmosphere here wasn’t much different from Lin Li’s home, only the roles were swapped.

Except perhaps Bai Bufan had it worse.

After all, Lin Li isn’t human, but if you ignore the species thing, he is still first in his grade.

This gave Father Bai and Mrs. Bai plenty of room to fully exhibit the charm of the comparative rhetoric technique in language.

In summary, to Lin Li "caring" and "inquiring about well-being," while to Bai Bufan "shut up already" and "asking, asking, always asking what."

Mrs. Bai’s personality was similar to Wu Min’s, quite open-minded, someone who could joke around with their kids yet maintains their parental authority.

Father Bai was quite a character, pretty funny, not the stern and serious kind of father.

It’s fair to say like father, like son; the superstructure determined the economic foundation wasn’t ordinary.

This led to Lin Li and Father Bai hitting it off so well, Lin Li was even willing to formally become sworn brothers, calling Father Bai brother from now on.

After a few drinks, Father Bai was quite touched and thought it wasn’t impossible, he had no objections.

Truly a match made in heaven.

Sadly, Bai Bufan objected, he objected a lot.

Oh, star-crossed lovers.

Turns out Bai Bufan, as a son, has too strong a need to control, even trying to meddle in his own father’s friendships. Lin Li guessed if Bai Bufan continues this way, when Father Bai’s teenage rebellion starts, Bufan will be in for some trouble.

So they couldn’t officially become sworn brothers, Lin Li decided to apologize with a drink.

Darn, big brother!

The words were in the drink!

Once again, Bai Bufan intervened.

Saying something like "I still want to live," "tonight I will drink to my death" and other impenetrable stuff, basically allowing Father Bai to drink freely, but only letting Lin Li drink children’s beverages.

Yet, the "Shuangwaiwai" tastes good.

AD calcium milk is not bad either.

Hmm, for the visit to Old Jian’s house, not bringing fortified milk might be better, these two might be more appealing.

"It’s only 6:14, I feel like they probably haven’t finished where they are, I’ll ask."

As the harmonious atmosphere persisted, with only Bai Bufan being the one hurt at the New Year’s Eve dinner, when the TV in the living room hadn’t even started broadcasting the Spring Festival Gala but was airing a special New Year’s Eve program instead, Lin Li glanced at the time, took out his phone, and messaged in the group asking about the "three people’s" situation.

Mainly inquiring about Qu Wanqiu, since they’d definitely be picking her up first.

Soon an answer came, all three hadn’t finished eating, Ding Sihan was almost done while Qu Wanqiu and Chen Yu Ying had just started or not been at it long.