Chapter 1245 - 549: Cultivators Are Not Invincible (3)

Chapter 1245: Chapter 549: Cultivators Are Not Invincible (3)

"We’re how old now and still playing two-player kiddie games? Time to channel Senior Gojo—one life each, how about it?" Bai Bufan flicked his middle finger.

"Sure." Lin Li was fine with that.

But very soon, Bai Bufan was getting pissed.

Because he realized his one life was dirt cheap, while Lin Li’s shitty life just kept going.

It was really weird—Lin Li clearly hadn’t been gaming much lately, so why hadn’t his skills dropped at all, and were actually getting stronger?

Both his dynamic and static vision, plus his reaction speed, were ridiculous.

Was he really just straight-up ditching the bros from Class Four to go play games with other people?

Anyway, in the end his and Lin Li’s game time wasn’t equal at all; a lot of the time Lin Li was basically charity-suiciding.

And when it was his turn to play it wasn’t fun either, because he had to get mocked by this high-level gamer Lin Li.

So after Lin Li got kicked out of the blanket by Bai Bufan last round, this time Lin Li was outside the blanket and got kicked back in by Bai Bufan.

Let this bitch lie down properly and play with his crappy phone, go rub his tempered glass screen protector or whatever.

At this, after a few snorts of laughter, Lin Li the Cultivator doing dimensionality reduction strikes didn’t really care, and started chatting with Ying Bao.

She’d actually already started eating New Year’s Eve dinner over there, and even sent him a few photos.

The dishes were super lavish, it didn’t look like a single family could finish them tonight.

If he went over to pay New Year’s greetings in a few days, he could really go to town on the leftovers—Bao Wei would be ecstatic.

But Lin Li didn’t bring it up; he just told her to keep eating for now and they’d talk again after he finished eating here and headed out later.

After all, the whole family would definitely be eating at one table. Lin Li didn’t even dare imagine: if Middle Man was halfway through dinner and happened to peek at Ying Bao’s chat screen and saw she was still messaging him at that time, then next time he went to pay New Year’s greetings, whether he’d be eating leftovers or getting eaten himself would be hard to say.

As for the New Year’s greeting plan and all that, they could talk about it when they met up tonight.

"Lin Li, Lin Li, protect your lord! Protect your lord! Fuck!" Bai Bufan’s cry for help made Lin Li look up.

"What’s wrong?"

"That smurf bastard is smurfing, fine, but he’s actually shit-talking too. Godfather, get over here, I’m putting all my face in your hands! Last game he inted me, this game the funds are super stacked, you can buy whatever you want!"

Bai Bufan had already gotten up from his chair, very respectfully motioning Lin Li to sit.

Summoning a god!

After listening to a few of Bai Bufan’s fawning calls, Lin Li didn’t let him down and sat down in front of the computer.

With the physical boost and Divine Sense sensitivity granted by Cultivation, and on top of that his rank wasn’t even that high to begin with, Lin Li easily started turning the tables, and each round was a total steamroll.

This was a Cultivator’s dimensionality reduction strike!

"Quick! Quick! Lin Li, type a question mark in all-chat! Hurry!" Bai Bufan was watching at the side all hyped up, like he was the one slapping the enemy’s face.

"Okay." Lin Li decided to spoil Bai Bufan.

[She’s-an-ad-popup-now]:"?"

[She’s-an-ad-popup-now]:"You gonna keep calling?"

[Fried bread smells better than steamed]:"YOUBRAGGINGFUCKER"

[Fried bread smells better than steamed] has left the game.

Lin Li’s expression froze.

Wait a sec.

[Fried bread smells better than steamed] has joined the game.

Lin Li stiffly turned his head to look at the equally stunned Bai Bufan.

"Gulp."

The sound of the two of them swallowing echoed in the bedroom.

"Bufan, he... seems to have summoned a god too. Are we... gonna win?"

"...We–we’ll win... right?"

"Eh."

...

When Gojo Satoru turns into 2.5-jo Satoru, Lin Li turns into Wood Li.

Yikes, they got bloodily stomped, without even the slightest chance to fight back.

Tragic TAT.

The smurf guy’s code on the other side was above his Cultivation.