The Magnificent Son-in-law
Chapter 1323 - 1323: Fighting Over Mouth-to-Mouth Resuscitation
Watching Xue Nuofu doing the "dog paddle" in the river, Xiao Feng suddenly felt that it would be a pity not to capture this moment.
He remembered that his phone was supposed to be waterproof, right?
Xiao Feng pulled out his phone, pressed the power button, and the screen lit up immediately. Everything worked perfectly.
This made him feel quite relieved, as the money was well spent.
He opened the camera, aimed at the river, and a mischievous smile gradually spread across Xiao Feng's face...
In the past, Xue Nuofu not doing anything serious was one thing, but this time he dared to disobey orders. If he didn't show him something impressive, wouldn't it be chaos?
After recording this video, it was naturally going to be sent to Jia Luo. As for the effect...
Xiao Feng thought Jia Luo might not care much, but for Xue Nuofu, who was experiencing his first love, he would surely be in a panic, which would serve as a little revenge.
However, just at this moment, Lu Lishuang, who originally had her eyes closed, suddenly opened them wide.
Xue Nuofu, who had approached her side, was stunned: "You..."
Lu Lishuang, without saying a word, pressed her palm on Xue Nuofu's neck, pushing him into the water, and grinned grimly: "Why don't you have a taste of how this water tastes!"
Instantly, the river surface splashed, accompanied by sporadic cries for help.
From Xue Nuofu's dog paddle style of swimming, Xiao Feng had already determined he wasn't good at swimming.
And in the water, the combat effectiveness between skilled swimmers and those who aren't is worlds apart.
Just at this moment, Xue Nuofu was pushed down and pulled up by Lu Lishuang like a toy, and could only flail his limbs helplessly, without any chance to fight back!
"Aren't you able to unleash bees? Let me see you release another one!" Lu Lishuang said viciously: "Sting me again! Pee again!"
"I... didn't..."
Xue Nuofu had just said two words before he was pushed into the water, a series of bubbles rising from him.
When he emerged again, he finally heard Xiao Feng's shout: "Old Xue, hang in there! I'm thinking of a way to save you right away!"
However, despite the content being fine, the tone was... schadenfreude?
Xue Nuofu almost lost it, finding pleasure in risking his life!
At that moment, a paralyzing sensation spread throughout his body, like countless steel needles pricking the skin surface, his whole body suddenly tensed, followed by uncontrollable convulsions.
Naturally, this was because Xiao Feng had tossed Thunder Pattern Steel.
And Lu Lishuang, who was pressing Xue Nuofu's neck, was naturally not spared.
As both convulsed simultaneously, and the paralysis dissipated, their entire bodies weakened, sinking into the water.
However, the instinct for survival still drove them to make their heads emerge from the water, taking big gulps of air.
At this time, Xue Nuofu heard a shout from behind him: "Old Xue, run!"
Xue Nuofu's spirits lifted, quickly distancing himself from Lu Lishuang. But before he could swim half a meter, the familiar paralysis returned.
When he surfaced again, he heard Xiao Feng say: "I told you to run quickly, why didn't you listen?
Now look at you, getting yourself hurt too!"
Angrily, Xue Nuofu, using all his strength, turned his body around weakly saying: "Are you... sure you hurt me by accident?"
Then he saw Xiao Feng on the bank suddenly widen his eyes, and in an irrefutable tone said: "Duck your head!"
Xue Nuofu, rarely seeing Xiao Feng with such an expression, instinctively ducked his head, submerging it into the water.
And just as he ducked his head, a curved blade flashed past from left to right!
Upon witnessing this, Xiao Feng's eyes turned completely cold, and then his killing intent boiled!
If he hadn't reminded him just now, Xue Nuofu might have had half of his head chopped off by that knife.
First the car was destroyed without compensation, now he almost killed his second boss.
If he could swallow this rage, then he wouldn't be Xiao Feng!
Immediately, Xiao Feng took a few steps back, ran, and jumped into the river, managing to leap directly from the bank to the middle of the river.
Lu Lishuang trembled, unsure if it was because she had soaked too long in the icy, biting river water, or out of fear, as her teeth began to clash, making a "da da da" crisp sound.
The next moment, she suddenly felt a hand grab her ankle, her form losing control and sinking into the water.
Xue Nuofu took advantage of this time, having climbed onto the shore, lay on his back facing the sky, taking deep breaths of fresh air, feeling inwardly as if he had "come back to life."
However, he couldn't afford to rejoice, nor lament surviving, as after recovering, he sat up immediately to look toward the river.
The river was calm, seemingly never having fluctuated, whatever just happened felt like it didn't happen at all, just a nightmare.
"Old Xiao..." Xue Nuofu wiped his face, feeling a growing sense of urgency.
He had only seen Xiao Feng plunge into the water just now, hadn't seen anything afterwards, and now wasn't sure what the situation was.
Could it be they both perished?
Time to find another gig...
While pondering, a silhouette shot out from the water.
That silhouette held in hand... a person facing upwards.
Xue Nuofu immediately stood up, rubbed his eyes, unable to believe: "Did you drown her?"
"There was a moment I indeed had that thought, but... if she wants to die, she has to compensate for the car damage first,"
Saying this, Xiao Feng casually tossed Lu Lishuang aside, resting a bit, performing CPR.
Xue Nuofu pursed his lips, asking expectantly: "She hasn't woken up yet, how about we try artificial respiration?"
"Makes sense." Xiao Feng nodded in agreement, positioning Lu Lishuang properly, took a deep breath, preparing to bend down.
"Wait!" Xue Nuofu said seriously, "I admit, not following your instructions earlier was my mistake.
To make up for past mistakes, let me do it!"
Hearing this, Xiao Feng looked at Xue Nuofu as if discovering a new continent: "Old Xue, are you really this kind of person?
Grabbing benefits, avoiding difficulties?"
"Mainly considering you already have many beauties around. If they find out, it won't be good for you." Xue Nuofu said in a "I'm thinking of you" tone.
Xiao Feng chuckled: "Alright, then you do it."
"Mhm." Xue Nuofu tried to remain calm, walked to Lu Lishuang, and squatted down.
Just as he took a deep breath, he saw... Xiao Feng pulled out his phone, aiming at him.
"..." Xue Nuofu.
"Hurry up, don't dawdle, if she dies, will you compensate me for the car?" Xiao Feng urged.
Xue Nuofu with a face lined with black said: "Can you put the phone down?"
"Alright alright." Xiao Feng reluctantly agreed, putting the phone down, but showed no intention of putting it in his pocket, seemingly ready to raise it to take photos or videos any time.
Xue Nuofu was somewhat angry, stood up, and similarly took out his phone, turned on the camera: "You do it instead."
"Are you out of your mind?" Xiao Feng complained: "Just now I was going to do it, and you fought me for it, now I'm asking you, you refuse."
"Why wouldn't I, doesn't your heart know?"
"What do I know, come on, tell me what I know?"
Xue Nuofu stared warily: "No matter what, I won't give you a handle."
"Haha, even if you take something, do you dare post it?" Xiao Feng sneered.
Xue Nuofu was suddenly speechless, subconsciously gripping the phone tighter.
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