The Magnificent Son-in-law

Chapter 1322 - 1322: Adding Some Extra Ingredients to the Water

  • Next Chapter

"Since you treat life like it's cheap, I'll take it off your hands!"

With these cold words, Xiao Feng darted towards Lu Lishuang.

Reasoning with reasonable people is fine, but reasoning with hooligans is like playing piano to a cow—pointless.

Moreover, the person in front isn't just a hooligan. At least a hooligan knows right from wrong, but this one genuinely doesn't see an issue with their actions.

Conclusion: reasoning won't work, only force might get you compensation.

Nearby, Xue Nuofu dragged Ye Kuto away from the battlefield to avoid getting caught up, while also paying close attention to the fight.

The black and red figures kept intertwining, moving too fast to distinguish!

"My life's cheap, but I'm afraid you can't afford to take it!" A while fending off Xiao Feng's attack, Lu Lishuang said.

Xiao Feng didn't respond, merely accelerating his attack pace and power.

"Bang bang bang bang bang!"

Intense collision sounds echoed through the air.

Only after five minutes did the pace begin to slow.

Lu Lishuang began to breathe heavily, sweat covering her forehead, as Xiao Feng remained steady, unchanged in breath.

"Not bad, starting to get interesting now," Lu Lishuang gasped.

Xiao Feng coldly responded, "Don't rush, the fun part is still to come."

With those words, he charged forward, lowering his stance and shoulder-bumped her waist, lifting her up and running towards the river.

Her gaze went cold, right hand dropping, catching a curved blade that fell from her sleeve, unhesitatingly stabbing at Xiao Feng's back.

"Watch out!" Xue Nuofu urgently warned.

Xiao Feng was unfazed, grabbing Lu Lishuang's slender waist and tossing her five meters away.

"Splash!"

Lu Lishuang fell into the river, the previously calm water now splashing all around.

At that moment, Xiao Feng took two steps back, pulled Thunder Pattern Steel from a back pouch, and hurled it onto the water.

Floating on the surface with only her head exposed, Lu Lishuang trembled, eyes filled with fear.

Then...

She disappeared under the water.

"I'll ask you once, will you compensate?" Xiao Feng asked, hands behind his back, tone calm.

"Blub blub!"

Large bubbles surfaced before Lu Lishuang reappeared, shouting, "You drove the car into the river yourself, why should I pay, pay, pay..."

The repeated "pay" resulted from Xiao Feng's Thunder Pattern Steel hitting the water again.

His lips curled in an amused smile.

In watery places, the "Jinyue Garden's first water bandit" is unbeatable!

Not long after, Lu Lishuang resurfaced, Xiao Feng teasingly asked, "How does it taste? Isn't it interesting?"

"Tastes alright, quite interesting indeed," Lu Lishuang gritted her teeth.

"Then let's add some spice, you'll love it," Xiao Feng chuckled, loosening his belt and reaching inside his pants as if preparing to draw something.

Lu Lishuang's eyes widened, nervously asking, "W-What are you doing?"

"Adding some spice for you," Xiao Feng grinned, calling to Xue Nuofu, "Old Xue, come here. When she goes under, let's both pee!"

Xue Nuofu's mouth twitched; he'd never met anyone as mischievous as Boss Xiao!

"You think this will make me surrender?" Lu Lishuang snorted coldly.

Xiao Feng nonchalantly said, "I don't need you to surrender, just want you to pay up. Taste the river water with seasoning and without."

Finishing, he dropped Thunder Pattern Steel on the water again.

Lu Lishuang twitched briefly, then went under.

Xue Nuofu stepped forward asking, "Are we really going to pee?"

"Pee my ass! Can you pee that far?" Xiao Feng snapped, "But we need her to think we did, so quit blathering and drop your pants!"

Xue Nuofu reluctantly undid his belt, but halfway through, he glanced at Xiao Feng, "Why aren't you dropping yours?"

"I have my dignity."

"Meaning I don't?"

"Talk more, and I'll throw you in too, get it?"

Xue Nuofu's face flushed red, his mind racing.

Who could come up with such an idea, yet still claim to care about dignity?

Just then, Lu Lishuang's head broke the surface, now far from the shore, approaching the middle of the river.

After catching her breath, she submerged again, clearly trying to escape.

"Well, peeing now makes no difference," Xue Nuofu remarked gleefully.

Xiao Feng retorted, "Who said it doesn't matter?"

Saying this, he started to showcase the Jinyue Garden's traditional skill—untie shoelaces.

Quickly releasing his shoelace, Xiao Feng tied one end to the Thunder Pattern Steel hilt, spun it a few times, and hurled it towards the river's center.

Xiao Feng wasn't sure if Lu Lishuang moving away reduced Thunder Pattern Steel's effect.

Given she'd been shocked a few times yet still repositioned, the power was clearly insufficient.

It's inevitable, unrelated to Thunder Pattern Steel's strength.

Like seasoning in a bowl versus a pot, the flavor intensity differs.

The river expanse disperses Thunder Pattern Steel's power naturally.

"This is possible?" Xue Nuofu stared at Xiao Feng retrieving Thunder Pattern Steel with the shoelace, speechless and struggling to keep up.

Xiao Feng ignored him, focusing on the water, Thunder Pattern Steel swaying, ready to throw any moment.

Moments later, Lu Lishuang surfaced.

From the distance, she hadn't gotten far from the river's center.

Xiao Feng didn't hesitate, tossing Thunder Pattern Steel three meters from Lu Lishuang.

Afterwards, fearing insufficient power, he flung it three more times.

"Untie your shoelace," Xiao Feng said plainly.

Xue Nuofu asked confused, "Is it too short?"

"My shoelace is wet now, two more times could be risky for conduction."

"..." Xue Nuofu.

The logic is sound?

Yet, still removed his shoelaces to comply.

But...

Just as he removed them, Xiao Feng said, "Never mind."

Xue Nuofu couldn't help but feel upset, feeling teased.

But before he could act, he saw a person floating in the water—undoubtedly Lu Lishuang.

"Could she be dead?"

Xiao Feng slowly shook his head, "Unlikely."

"And if she is dead?"

"If she's dead, we'll just have rid the world of a villain!"

Xiao Feng wasn't too concerned about Lu Lishuang's life or death.

Knowing Ma Yuliang's character, there's over a 90% chance he wouldn't care for Lu Lishuang's revenge.

Besides, Lu Lishuang provoked this; he merely retaliated passively.

"Let's check. If she's truly dead, find a large rock to tie her down," Xiao Feng instructed.

Xue Nuofu couldn't discern if Xiao Feng was joking or serious, but understood it was no time to oppose Boss Xiao.

So, gritting his teeth, he jumped into the river and swam towards the floating Lu Lishuang.

If you find any errors (non-standard content, ads redirect, broken links, etc..), Please let us know so we can fix it as soon as possible.

Report

Use arrow keys (or A / D) to PREV/NEXT chapter