Chapter 2096: The Heavenly Emperor Battles Himself

“You still have the time to joke with me! Stop drinking, drinking causes trouble! The realm rift, go and repair it quickly!”

The Heavenly Emperor stood up, wanting to snatch the wine cup from the Emperor’s hand.

The Emperor dodged and grabbed it, shaking his head: “I don’t have that kind of ability.”

“You are a god born since ancient times—”

“Tsk, you’re really annoying, I used to tell you all these great truths, now that you’ve gathered your Three Souls and Seven Spirits, you’ve turned into a nagging old man.”

The Heavenly Emperor frowned: “There’s some truth in what you say, I also feel that I’ve been a bit off lately.”

The Heavenly Emperor looked down at the jade slip on the desk, flicked his sleeve forcefully: “I actually started managing Heaven! It’s simply incredible! I actually can sit here for more than a cup of tea’s time!”

“It seems those two fragmented souls of yours have quite subjective consciousness, subtly changing you after coming back.”

“Since when did I become such a serious and responsible person, I don’t want to be some Heavenly Emperor, I want to go out and live a carefree life! It’s utterly ridiculous, just two fragmented souls, and they’re trying to control my main soul! See if I don’t—suppress you!!!”

The Heavenly Emperor went berserk, and his left hand and right hand started to fight.

The Emperor was dumbfounded, silently took a sip of wine slowing down.

“You guy… Has your mind really gone bad?”

“Damn it, those two fragmented souls dare to join forces! What now! Want to turn over? Want to control the main soul? Dream on! Stop dreaming! Even if I have to beat myself to death, I won’t give you such a chance to rebel!”

The Emperor: “…”

Under the Emperor’s unbelievable gaze, the Heavenly Emperor staged a self-harming drama.

All that could be seen was his left hand hitting his right hand and missing, his right hand slapped his left cheek, and his left hand vigorously pinched his right ear…

The wine cup in the Emperor’s hand almost fell to the ground.

“Crazy, crazy, the Heavenly Emperor in Heaven is crazy, this Heaven… is beyond saving! I’d better leave this dreadful place early, so as not to bring trouble on myself, expecting me to stay here and handle his affairs or something!” The Emperor kicked up a cloud under his feet, it gathered into a cloud, and he swiftly slipped away.

The Heavenly Emperor fought with himself, fighting intensely.

Finally, his left hand suppressed his right hand, and he let out a wild laugh: “Just two fragmented spirits, how can the true main god not be able to suppress them! I’ve eaten more salt than you two have eaten rice!”

“Huh?” He looked around and saw the half-drunk wine cup.

“Gone?” The Heavenly Emperor held his forehead: “This is really unreliable, invited him over to discuss repairing the realm rift, and he just up and left like this!”

…

At that moment, the Emperor stood at the realm rift, this was the top of the firmament, as if a massive eye was about to open, revealing a slit.

“Are those outside the realm starting to stir again?”

The Emperor sat cross-legged, hands quickly forming seals, crafting a complex totem seal that struck the rift. The rift showed no change, and before long, the totem vanished.

“No use?” The Emperor furrowed his brows, his expression looking very unpleasant.

“Emperor, do you need help?” A woman with an alluring figure, long hair reaching her waist, and a face covered with a light veil approached, barefoot, steps creating lotus flowers at her feet.

“Mysterious Lady of the Ninth Heaven.” The Emperor frowned even more.

“It seems the Emperor is not welcoming me?” The Mysterious Lady’s eyes curved, her eyes smiling, voice warm: “The Three Thousand Worlds are about to face a great calamity, how can I stand by and do nothing?”

“The Mysterious Lady is considerate.” The Emperor pointed at the realm rift, squinted his eyes: “Mysterious Lady of the Ninth Heaven, you may try, see if you can seal this place.”