In The Manor: 01

Morning had barely scratched the horizon when Rem, ever the dutiful maid, entered Subaru's guest room. It was her task to ensure their honored guest was up and ready for the day. But as she stepped inside, she froze, her usual composed demeanor faltering ever so slightly.

There, sprawled across the enormous bed like a drunk octopus, was Subaru. One arm dangled off the side, the other clutching her own chest like she was guarding buried treasure. Her mouth hung open, and her snores were loud enough to scare away nearby wildlife. Then came the mumbling.

"N-no... Jackie Bruce Lee… not the karate chop... Ugh, five more minutes…"

Rem blinked.

Her keen maid senses kicked in. Conclusion? Honored guest was a closet pervert.

With a disapproving frown and a sharp inhale, Rem approached the bed. She reached out and gently, though firmly, shook Subaru by the shoulder.

"Honored guest," she said in her usual calm tone.

"Five more minutes… Huh? D-dad? Come on, five more minutes…" Subaru mumbled, trying to bury herself deeper into the covers like a mole evading daylight.

"Honored guest."

Subaru shot up like a startled squirrel, her hair resembling a chaotic bird's nest. She blinked rapidly at Rem, her face turning the shade of a ripe tomato. "H-honored guest? Oh, right, that's me. Uh, morning, Miss Maid. Thanks for the wake-up call!"

Rem raised a single eyebrow, the epitome of unimpressed. "It is my duty."

Subaru quickly scrambled out of bed, tripping over the sheets in the process. She gave Rem an awkward thumbs-up. "Well, I'm up! Time to, uh, freshen up! Yeah!"

Rem, unimpressed as ever, turned and left without another word. But Subaru swore she saw a hint of judgment in her stoic gaze.

Once the coast was clear, Subaru grabbed her robe and headed to the bathroom. It was time to face her greatest challenge yet: the morning pee.

She stepped into the restroom and shut the door, leaning against it for a moment. She looked around at the pristine, overly fancy bathroom. The sink gleamed, the tiles sparkled, and the toilet… well, it loomed like a porcelain throne of doom.

Subaru gulped. She undid her robe and eyed her reflection in the mirror. "Alright, girl. You've got this. Just… just pretend it's not weird. Totally normal."

Turning her attention to the toilet, she hesitated. She glared at the void on her crotch like it had personally offended her. "So, this is my life now, huh? Peeing sitting down. Great. Forgive me, Mom. I didn't ask for this."

With a dramatic sigh, she sat down, her legs awkwardly bent inward as she tried to figure out the most "lady-like" posture. The sound of her business echoed in the eerily quiet bathroom. Her face burned with embarrassment.

"Oh my God, this feels so weird," she muttered under her breath. "Why is it warm? Why does it—nope, not thinking about it. Just… get it over with!"

When she was done, she grabbed some paper and hesitated again. "Wait… how do girls do this? Front to back, right? Or is it back to front? No, definitely front to back. Subaru, you're overthinking this. Just wipe and move on with your life!"

Mission accomplished, she washed her hands with more vigor than necessary, trying to scrub away the awkwardness of the past two minutes. She avoided eye contact with herself in the mirror.

"Second day in a fantasy world," she muttered, stepping out of the bathroom with a determined grin. "Can't wait to see what kind of chaos today brings!"

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