Chapter 1338 I’m Going to Get Really Angry With You Part 2

「36: Sergeant Baking Sergeant」

Could it be that he’s sleep-talking? Because it certainly feels that way to me.

「37: Gamot」

>> 34 THIS

Do you have some source to back that claim up? Because sorry, but the standard rule “Pics or It Didn’t Happen” applies here.

「38: Poison God Machine」

Okay, I’m sorry. I’ll admit it. I lied about that. I just wanted to see how you guys would react.

「39: Fan Fanido l」

>> 34

FXXK

「40: Shut Outer」

>> 34

Dude! You can’t do that! I’m sure that you just gave a large portion of people on this board a heart attack!

「41: Pareo Parade」

What the hell is this garbage!? If you are going to spurt nonsense like that, you might as well not open that mouth of yours at all!

「42: Pemuterio」

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^^ This

「43: Dolmen」

>> 38

That’s it. I’m not really someone who is into Player Killing, but I am seriously considering becoming one right now.

「44: Poison God Machine Tribe」

>> 42

Dude!? What the hell is this!?

「45: Tank Loli Concrete」

Isn’t that little bit TOO crazy!? Even by my standards, that’s a little bit much!

「46: Sergeant Baking Sergeant」

You just took a picture together, right? RIGHT!? Come on, I promise that we won’t get angry, so let’s just be honest in here for a second, alright!?

「47: Pemuterio」

Terribly sorry about that, that’s my current partner! Her name is Revina Type 346 ^^

「48: Strong Power ☆ Powder」

GUH! No! No way! That’s a lie! Please tell me that’s actually a lie!

「49: Brown Tibby」

Uwah, what the hell!? That’s actually a type that I have never seen before! Verification! Verification needed ASAP!

「50: Gamot」

What kind of virtuous life were you leading in your previous incarnation to get such a good karma in this one!?

「51: Fan Fanido l」

Cute. Very cute. Me like.

「52: Cufflinks」

Pemuterio-san, would you please teach me how to pick up Conquest Dolls? Is there some sort of a specific pick-up line that you can use to get them easily?

「53: Dolmen」

I would like to just ask you where exactly did you manage to meet a Conquest Doll like that?

「54: Pemuterio」

I have met her while I was trying to forcibly traverse through that desert area. She just so happened to be flying over it, apparently conducting an environmental survey or something other quite like that.

She was apparently drawn towards me because I happened to have used up every single item that is inside of my inventory.

「55: Shut Outer」

So, in other words…… It was just a successful one-shot contract? Just like that? That’s actually kind of hard to believe.

「56: Pareo Parade」

You say that it’s a one-shot, but is that really what’s going on in here? I wonder…… maybe there are some other hidden conditions to that that we are unable to see?

「57: Gazamin」

So, does that mean that Tsuchinoko—san is the only confirmed Conquest Doll Contractor that we know of at the current moment? Seriously?

「58: Strong Power ☆ Powder」

How many types of Conquest Dolls was revealed until that point? About twenty types? Something like that? Or was it perhaps more?

「59: Brown Tibby」

I do believe that at the current moment we have managed to officially discover about twenty four types or so. Then it means that there are about twenty six more types that we quite literally know nothing about.

「60: Sergeant Baking Sergeant」

I think that there are places around the New Continent map where certain Conquest Dolls can be exclusively discovered. That would explain the one that Pemuterio managed to come in contact with. But does that mean that some of them are occurring more common than others?

「61: Dolmen」

But forcibly breaking through that Sea of Trees? I can only imagine doing that if there is a Tank accompanying you, but otherwise……? That seems a little bit crazy to me. Not with all of the crazy-strong monsters that roam the place.

62: Pemuterio

>> 61

I might be wrong about this one, but I think that all members of the group I was with at the time got wiped out while we were moving forward. As for me, I just took all of my equipment off, and pretty much dashed forward while naked, until I was able to take that exact screenshot.

For the time being, let me summarize how the first contact here looked like.

I simply asked here: “Can you tell me what your name is!?”

To which Revina replied: “Confirming the presence of the Next Generation Primitive Human Being. Confirming status…… Threat Level: Low.”

「63: Pareo Parade」

But judging from the way she said that, are you absolutely sure that she wasn’t basically just dissing you? But, you know…… in a really convoluted and roundabout way?

「64: Cufflinks」

No, it’s only natural that if you are naked and without any equipment on you, that your threat level would be considered as low. …… Even a Tank Player can be pretty squishy without all of their equipment.

「65: Pemuterio」

Then I said to that: “How about we become friends? That’s a reasonable start, don’t you think?”

Revina “…………Huh?”

「66: Poison God Machine」

Does that mean that her attitude is also on a bad side as well?

「67: Gamot」

Revina-san was suddenly persuaded to become friends with a naked Player? Man, now I have officially heard everything……

「68: Shut Outer」

Even though I would say that handing a Conquest Doll a bouquet of flowers seem like an action that would guarantee more likable reaction.

「69: Pemuterio」

If a half-naked Tsuchinoko-san can cause someone as adorable as Sigma-chan to make a contract with him, then I guess everything is possible in this world.

Revina: “I am currently investigating environmental changes in the region. My name is Conquest Doll Revina Type 346. I do not have the authority to abandon the mission on my own volition.”

To which I said: “Then I can help you with it if you want!”

「70: Dolmen」

You seem like a very persistent type of a guy.

「71: Pemuterio」

Well, there were various things that were going for me at the time, and when we managed to defeat some snakes and scorpions together Revina-chan said; “I want to propose making a contract with me to you.”

「72: Strong power ☆ Powder」

I found out that I don’t really understand anything from that story. So in other words, what?

「73: Poison God Machine Tribe」

Do you feel that they basically fall in love with you when you show them just how cool you can really be?

「74: Fan Fanido l」

I do it!

「75: Pemuterio」

Good luck, everyone! You will most certainly need it!

「76: Pareo Parade」

I don’t think that I’ll be able to score myself a girlfriend, even inside of a stupid video game, fuck my life!