Chapter 1372 - 655: Service Area_2

Chapter 1372: Chapter 655: Service Area_2

Tie Dan thought a fight was about to break out, but upon closer inspection, oh boy, isn’t this just the gravity traction beam commonly used for automatic melee docking and picking up trash? They even made a whole skin animation for it, looks like this isn’t a serious shop...

But fortunately, the company’s AI isn’t about to rebel or covet your body; they just want money. So when Tie Dan entered the grand hall, and skillfully used the ’I’ll swipe my card’ trick, a group of Immortal Maidens immediately presented the River Map and Luo Book, marking the current location on the Star Map...

Luckily, although he got kicked off halfway, they didn’t throw Tie Dan into outer space.

This is the Lagrange Point L3, also known as the Anti-Earth, located ’behind’ the Sun, almost on the opposite side of the Sun from the Earth. Due to communication interference from the Sun and lack of scientific and economic value compared to other locations, it seems to be used as a branch outlet for making jump tracks.

Well, at least he’s reached Earth’s orbit, keep it up, Nine Yin Mountain is just ahead.

Tie Dan was about to set off to fly home when the Immortal Maidens, speaking in sweet voices, surrounded him with tea and water, skillfully promoting,

"Would the guest like to buy some local specialties?"

"...What do you have?"

"We have this pot of ’Taiqing Xuan Yuan Liquid’! Brewed from Jade Mushroom aged three thousand years from the East Pole Qinghua Ruins, not a drop of mortal water added, a sip keeps you youthful for five hundred years. Buy two get one free today, and we’ll throw in a Green Jade Horn Goblet!"

"How about this ’Nine-Turn Purple Gold Pill’? Refined in the Laojun Furnace with martial and cultural fire, swallow one to regenerate a severed limb, return your Primordial Spirit, and even in reincarnation, you can be pulled back. Now a special offer, a set of three plus an extra Youthful Appearance Pill, limited to one hundred sets! You came at the right time, new stock just arrived this morning."

"Want a spiritual beast? This ’Forget Sorrow Fox’ originates from South Mountain Valley, keep it by your side to dispel all worries. Currently discounted at nine thousand nine hundred ninety-nine top-grade Spirit Stones, and you’ll get a free Spirit Beast Circle with a complete tutorial!"

"This ’Myriad Phenomena Mirror’ is crafted from thousand-year-old cold iron found in Kunlun Taixu Realm! It can break illusions, project all realms, and observe the heavens! Purchase now, and we’ll include a special dressing table; return it as is within seven days if not satisfied! Limited time offer, miss it and wait another ten thousand years!"

The Immortal Maidens chimed in, offering spiritual elixirs, Immortal Fruits, mystical items, and even took out a Jade Scroll as a price list, engraved with "Heaven-certified, universally praised," "Clearance special, buy more get more, recharge one hundred get fifty free," etc.

Of course, Tie Dan easily spotted with a glance that they were just wholesale junk, disguised with particle effects to look like heavenly treasures, rubbish packaged as Immortal Elixirs—just nutritional supplements, magical items’ special effect skins—genetically modified garbage. All the money spent on packaging would be better than the rocks he chewed on Mars.

Tie Dan, "Swipe card."

Well, junk is still junk, but it’s still Returning Void Level junk, going home empty-handed isn’t suitable, even though the magical items aren’t useful, perhaps the heavenly treasures and spiritual elixirs might be needed by a Sword Sect disciple, and moreover, it wasn’t his own money...

So the Immortal Maidens cheerfully packed for Tie Dan, adding a special-effects-enhanced fast food meal for him, but halfway through eating, they brought over the mirror Tie Dan had ignored.

"Guest, the Chairman wants to see you."

Tie Dan, "Chairman?"

Then with a flash of red light, the mirror revealed the frequently seen face of some Earth Sect Leader,

"Well! I wondered which audacious rascal stole my card and dared to swipe it in my store! Turned out to be you, kid! You’re finally awake! Want me to come pick you up?"

Tie Dan didn’t expect to reunite with Lingxu after five hundred years, in a highway service area, and...

"What do you mean by your card? Aren’t you the Earth Sect sub-branch leader of the Divine Sect? Why are you wrapped in the Immortal Palace’s nonsense? And what on earth is a Chairman!?"

Indeed, the face in the mirror was precisely Chen Xuantian’s appearance, just looking decades older, sporting a gray beard, and was not clad in Earth’s exosuit, nor did he resemble the Blood Talisman Sect Leader, instead wearing Immortal Palace’s embroidered attire, wearing a three-rib crown, crimson ceremonial robes, Golden Seal and Purple Ribbon, with Mountain Mysterious Jade Pendant, with sword and shoes on in the Hall.

The Chen Xuantian in the mirror straightened his attire, adjusted his hat, winked at Tie Dan as if in a mirror,

"What, didn’t I tell you before? Hmm, to put it simply, after I reincarnated, later achieved great success in divine skill, and made some money, I bought the company.

But the name Lingxu wasn’t very auspicious, so let’s not call it that anymore, let bygones be bygones. Now I’m called Liu Xiaoliu, currently vacationing at the Immortal Palace, acting as Grand Tutor."

Alright, Tie Dan understood.

No wonder everyone was saying ’under the minister’s order, under the minister’s order’.

No wonder after five hundred years, Immortal Palace was still in business.

It was Lingxu, no, Liu Xiaoliu won.

Indeed, as guessed, back then, Lingxu was accounted by Void Star Temple’s celestial water clan, so severed the Three Corpses, changed his fate to escape disaster.

Thus the real Chen Xuantian swapped his first Dao body, under Chen Xiyi’s name sacrificed to feed the sword, satiated Yazi, aiding Tie Dan in achieving great success in divine skills.

Thus the real Lingxu went to Earth, reincarnated with Liu Xiaoliu’s identity and body seized to be reborn.

Thus, he retreated to great success in divine skills again, and even earned some, taking up a chairman position, reaching the pinnacle of life.