Reincarnated With A Glitched System: Why Is My MP Not Running Out?

Chapter 1984: Too Many Of My Familiars Are Voluptuous Ladies

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While being squeezed between the voluptuous chests of my own weapons, I ended up passing out from… I don’t know, embarrassment? I’d rather not elaborate, but I did faint because they kept crushing me with their massive, sexy bodies. Hey, it’s not my fault my weapons end up turning into such beautiful ladies! How can I get them back to normal? I would’ve preferred if they transformed into some kind of beast creature instead of this!

“Sylphy, are you awake?” A soothing, familiar voice reached me as I stirred, realizing I was resting on a very plump and warm pillow. “Huh? Mom?”

For a moment I thought it was my mother because of the blonde hair, but as my eyes focused, I saw this lady’s white skin glowing as if made of light, and she had tender golden eyes framed by long white eyelashes.

“Ah, Sylphy, you’re awake. How are you feeling? You passed out for about twenty minutes…”

Dressed in a flowing white gown, with pointed ears and large yellow-and-white butterfly wings, this girl was…

“Huh? Alice? Ah, it’s you.”

After her “update” when she connected to the Plane of Fate, she had temporarily taken this form before, when she threatened Armageddon, proving she was pretty damn tough herself.

But I didn’t expect her to use it again just so I could rest on her lap?! And it was so soft and comfortable!

“Yes, it’s me. Ah, this form? I thought you would like it better. You seemed to love Scarlet and Sapphire’s new forms… A-And I didn’t want to lose to them!”

“Eh? Lose to them?”

“I-I mean… hahah, it’s nothing. I guess I just wanted a little more attention.”

“Aw, you don’t need to do this for that. I’m always giving you attention, geez.”

I sat up on her lap and hugged her tightly. She was like my sister—well, she had always felt that way to me—and now she was big enough for me to hug properly.

“Well, I’m glad you’re big enough so I can hug you all I want,” I said, kissing her cheek.

“Heheh, well, I’m also happy I’m not tiny anymore,” Alice smiled. “Mooch.” She kissed my nose and then my forehead. “You’re so cute, Sylphy—like my cute little daughter.”

“D-Daughter?!” I gasped. “Aren’t we sisters?”

“Hahaha! Well, I guess so,” she chuckled. “But I am actually much older than you…”

“Gah?!” I felt my heart break a little as she continued kissing my face and caressing my head. “I’m not a baby!” I quickly wriggled free.

“B-But you’re such a cute baby!” she insisted, pulling me back.

“Alice, not you too!” I cried. “I’ve grown up! I’m an adult!”

“Yes, but you still have that cute little face you’ve always had! And well… you haven’t grown up that much,” she said.

“Eh?! So cruel! I had no idea you had that one saved!” I wailed. “I’m trying to get bigger!”

“S-Sorry, I didn’t mean to sound offensive,” she said, patting my head gently.

“Is the girl alright?” Another familiar voice came from the entrance.

I looked up and realized we were in a small cave carved into the glacial dungeon wall. A bonfire crackled nearby, and a pot of stew bubbled with the meat of monsters we had hunted. It smelled wonderful.

“Oh?” I turned and saw yet another beautiful, tall, voluptuous lady with white skin, long green hair, gentle yellow eyes, and large fairy-like wings. It was Yggdra’s fairy spirit form—which, well… she had always been big like this. Sometimes she squeezed in beside me in bed and… it was a little embarrassing. “Ah, Yggdra, can you help me? Alice has become all clingy and keeps calling me a baby!”

“Aw, but aren’t you our baby?” Yggdra chuckled, wrapping me in a warm hug. “Are you alright now, master? I was so worried. Those two—Scarlet and Sapphire—are such bullies! Aren’t they? We made sure to heal you properly so you could rest. You don’t need to hurry.”

“Uwaahh…!” She pressed my face into her chest again. “E-Enough!” I finally freed myself and gasped for air. “L-Let me breathe, please—Uwah?!”

But Alice rushed in from the other side—a lethal pincer attack from two big-sister-type spirits.

“Come on now, Sylphy, sit down. I’m making you some stew,” Alice said. “You’ve worked plenty hard today—just rest.”

“That’s right. Don’t you know how worried you made us?” Yggdra sighed, giving me big puppy eyes.

They were both so cute and beautiful I couldn’t possibly say no—especially when they looked at me like that…

“O-Okay… but don’t call me a baby ever again. I am your master!” I said, puffing out my chest.

“Heheh, I suppose so~”

“Our cute master~”

Both kissed my right and left cheeks, leaving little lipstick marks on my face… Wait, do they even wear lipstick?! I hope Aquarina doesn’t see this. I’ll have to wash my face later.

Yggdra walked over to check on the stew and smiled warmly. “It’s almost done, master. Come eat something warm to feel better.”

“Thanks…” I yawned, settling onto what looked like a wooden seat. Alice shifted back into her small fairy form and perched on my shoulder. “Ah, much cuter,” I said, petting her head. “Heh, now who’s the baby?”

“I-I’m not a baby!” she protested, pulling a donut from my inventory and nibbling happily. “It’s just that food tastes better in my small form. Plus I get more of it.”

“Hahaha! That’s a nice cheat!” I laughed. “I wish I could do that—a small cookie would become a gigantic feast… or a tiny piece of cake would be a whole cake.”

“Yes, huhu, you get it,” she giggled.

“There you go, dear,” Yggdra said, handing me a big bowl of meat stew. “What’s in this?”

“That wolf boss’s meat, yeti meat, and we added some of the tubers we found in the frost forest,” Yggdra explained, sitting beside me to enjoy some herself. “I also put in tomatoes, potatoes, carrots, onion, garlic, a bit of pepper, and sea salt for flavor. It’s nice that you always bring so many ingredients, master.”

“Aw, thank you,” I said. “Yeah, I’m always prepared… smells amazing.” I took a spoonful. The broth was a perfect mix of rich meat and hearty vegetables with simple, comforting seasoning. “Hmm! It’s really good! What are these little leaves?”

“Fufu, those are my leaves,” she said proudly. “I grew them specifically to add flavor to the stew. Now you’re eating a piece of me…!”

“Don’t make it sound weird—we always eat your fruits…” I sighed, continuing to eat. Yggdra joined in—something rare since she usually didn’t care for food—and we ended up finishing the entire pot once Alice switched back to her big “mommy” mode and ate with us.

“Phew… I never thought I could relax like this inside a dungeon,” I said, settling onto a small bed I’d pulled from my inventory. Alice and Yggdra cuddled close, hugging me for warmth. “I want to nap like this forever…”

Just as I started to drift off, something happened.

RUMBLE!

Tremors echoed from outside. My eyes snapped open.

“W-What’s happening? Monsters?!”

“Don’t worry, dear, it’s just Scarlet and Sapphire,” Yggdra said, kissing my forehead. “Sleep if you’re tired.”

“What? W-What are they doing?!” I asked.

“They went to hunt the rest of the monsters. They must be fighting the boss now,” Alice smiled warmly. “Don’t worry—let’s rest.”

“Ehh?!” I gasped. “It’s very tempting, but I have to see what’s going on outside!”

I rushed out of the cave and found Scarlet, Sapphire, Armageddon, and Nephilim clashing against an army of frost knights while simultaneously battling their boss, a towering frost knight king wielding two massive swords, one azure and one crimson.

“A-Are you kidding me?!” I cried. They noticed me immediately.

“Ah! Master! Hi!” Scarlet waved, spinning through the air and transforming into a sword that sliced through hundreds of monsters.

“Don’t worry about us, master—please go rest!” Sapphire called, tanking the boss’s blows before unleashing three massive, explosive beams from her shield.

BOOOM! BOOOM! BOOOM!

“GRUOOOHHH…!”

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