Ch. 332 - Little Things, the Poop Monster is Coming

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"Teacher, help! Someone's trying to hit me!"

Yu Yi's heart was genuinely panicking now. He straight-up shouted for help.

Beside them, Liu Feng's mouth twitched. He hadn't expected the two of them to try pulling this stunt again...

"All right, that's enough!"

Liu Feng grabbed the main culprit, Chen Shu, in one motion. "No more of this nonsense!"

He stroked his chin.

He was starting to feel that maybe accepting Chen Shu as his student had been a bit... impulsive.

The moment A'Liang saw Chen Shu restrained, he stopped too.

He wasn't stupid. If Chen Shu wasn't going in, who'd take the fall as the primary offender?

"Thank you, teacher!"

Yu Yi let out a breath of relief. He already barely dared to look at Chen Shu anymore.

But the contract spirits didn't pause. The two SS-rank contract spirits advanced together.

The Thunder Ape let out a furious roar, the fur on its back bristling, its eyes filled with gravity. It prepared for an all-out battle!

"Goo-gii! Goo-gii!"

The Slime's eyes remained adorably vacant as it sized up the Ice Snow Qilin Beast and the White Phoenix, looking back and forth between them.

"Let's eliminate them first!"

The two made their decision — though they had no idea this was, in a manner of speaking, basically an insult to their ancestors...

Roar!

The Ice Snow Qilin Beast bellowed, its eyes gleaming with the light of an activating skill.

Above its head, a sky full of ice spikes materialized out of thin air, their menace palpable.

"So what if you can fight people? A Beast Tamer ultimately relies on their contract spirit!"

Yu Yi sneered — but his expression instantly froze solid.

The Slime leaped into the air, arriving directly above the Qilin Beast. Its body expanded at a rate visible to the naked eye!

In an instant, a terrifying yellow mountain had appeared!

"Holy crap! What the hell is that?!"

"Someone's cheating!"

"Uh... this..."

In that moment, every gaze in the venue locked on. Whether freshmen or contract spirits, all were stunned by the Slime's majestic form!

It was simply too enormous!

The Ice Snow Qilin Beast's eyes went blank. It had been scared stupid...

"Run! Get out of there!"

Yu Yi cried out, immediately issuing the command.

If a thing that massive sat down on it... the scene probably wouldn't be very pretty...

The Ice Snow Qilin Beast panicked. Its master had told it to run, but hadn't given a specific direction.

It could only move all four legs and dash to the side.

"Goo-gii!"

The effect of [Deterrent Roar] triggered. With the level suppression of Black Iron rank, it could even stun for over ten seconds.

The Slime wiggled its rear in midair, a look of pure delight in its eyes, and plummeted at extreme speed!

The onlookers couldn't help covering their eyes. They already couldn't bear to watch such a brutal scene.

BOOM!

The enormous Slime slammed straight down. The entire drill ground shuddered.

"It actually has the divine skill [Gigantification]?"

Qin Tian narrowed his eyes and murmured, "Seems Old Liu didn't tell me the full story!"

He was the principal. He was simply too busy to spend time keeping tabs on one student.

"Aoooo~~~"

Because of the barrier at the edge of the drill ground, the Ice Snow Qilin Beast had only been pinned under the edge of the Slime's rear, its head sticking out.

Its eyes were bulging so wide its blood vessels seemed about to burst.

It had truly never had something this massive on top of it before!

"Fang Qingchen, save me!"

Yu Yi cried out, his heart aching — but he didn't immediately recall his contract spirit.

If he recalled it now, his score in the freshman exam would basically be finished!

Not a single skill fired off — taken out directly by a single butt. His ranking would be bottom ten for sure.

Scree!

The White Phoenix's expression was fierce and menacing. It had proactively pulled back to a safe distance.

Its wings beat, and in an instant, a ten-meter-long cyan wind blade coalesced before it.

Shhhhrrrrk!

The sound of violent cutting filled the air, sending chills through everyone's hearts.

The Slime's body was far too large — there was no possibility of dodging. It could only tank the hit with its body.

Roar!

In that instant, the Thunder Ape beside it bellowed and leaped high into the air, positioning itself above the wind blade.

Lightning coalesced around both of its legs as it plummeted at extreme speed.

With terrifying predictive ability, its feet landed perfectly on top of the wind blade!

Had it been flesh and blood, it would certainly have been sliced open — but protected by the lightning, it emerged without a single wound.

Shhhhrrrrk!

A dreadful grinding sound rang out. With its skill [Thunder Step], the Thunder Ape forcibly shattered the wind blade.

"Nicely done, Brother Liang!"

Just then, an obnoxiously grating voice rang out.

A'Liang froze, then immediately turned to look at Wang Jue's grey little bird.

"Your bird can talk?!"

Chen Shu and A'Liang were equally stunned.

In all their years of living, when had they ever seen a contract spirit that could speak?

"What's the big fuss?"

The grey little bird spoke. Like a parrot, its tone actually carried disdain.

"Hurry up and attack. Just 'cause I called you 'Brother Liang,' you really think you're someone's big brother now?"

A'Liang's eyes went wide, his mouth twitching uncontrollably.

He was getting looked down on by a goddamn bird?!

Wang Jue coughed twice. "Contract spirit behavior — please don't attribute it to its master..."

"Little Chen, Little Liang, you two are seriously dragging ass!"

Chen Shu and A'Liang exchanged a glance, then spoke:

"I'm thinking bird meat for dinner tonight. You?"

"I think that works! Mala-style, how about it?"

"Absolutely no problem!"

The grey little bird instantly shut its beak. It obediently settled onto the Slime's head, becoming nothing more than a decorative accessory.

Just then, the White Phoenix in the sky had repositioned and was preparing to unleash another skill.

The Thunder Ape and the Slime were both melee types — the odds of them landing a hit on it weren't great.

"Let's see how many skills you can tank!"

Fang Qingchen's expression remained calm. Three more giant wind blades were already coalescing before the White Phoenix!

"You really think being able to fly makes you invincible?"

Chen Shu sneered. The Slime suddenly tilted its head back and opened its massive mouth wide.

In an instant — wind blades, fireballs, and ice balls erupted forth in a torrent, their combined might terrifying.

"Holy crap — you can launch elemental skills?!"

Fang Qingchen's expression jolted. But when he looked more closely, his eyes instantly went wide — and even filled with fear.

Because inside the Slime's giant maw... were two huskies, bouncing around like mad!

"Goddammit, Yu Yi, you screwed me over — this guy's Black Iron rank!"

His mind reeled. He wanted the White Phoenix to dodge, but it was already too late.

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

The elemental skills slammed into it head-on. The White Phoenix was instantly severely wounded and knocked straight out of the sky.

Right after, two terrifying bolts of lightning struck down, immediately stripping away its ability to fight.

Two full skill rotations, flawlessly executed!

Heart aching, Fang Qingchen recalled the White Phoenix.

In terms of the freshman exam, he basically had no ranking now.

The school wouldn't give him extra points just because it was an SS-rank contract spirit.

Everything depended on actual combat performance!

"Yu Yi! Let's make peace!"

Chen Shu shouted at the top of his lungs. "I admit you're a genius! From now on, I want to follow your lead!"

Yu Yi froze, completely at a loss.

You were about to win — so why come suck up now?

"The Beiyuan Yu family is just too terrifying! I, Chen Shu, am chickening out!"

"Oh? Because of my family background?"

Yu Yi raised an eyebrow. In truth, as a student of Huaxia Academy, there was no need to fear any domestic power.

But some people were naturally timid, and held fear in their hearts toward major factions.

Just as he was beginning to feel a little smug, a voice rang out.

"Holy shit — Yu Yi, recall your contract spirit, NOW!"

Fang Qingchen's expression was full of terror. He immediately shouted a warning. Although Yu Yi had screwed him over, the two were still good friends after all.

"Huh?!"

Yu Yi turned his head to look — and instantly trembled in fright.

The two huskies had already made their way to the ground. Their mouths were brewing terrifyingly high temperatures — aimed directly at the Ice Snow Qilin Beast's head.

Goddammit! They were trying to stuff the skills straight down its throat!

Without a moment's hesitation, he recalled his contract spirit. Otherwise, even if it survived, it'd lose several layers of skin!

"You are so goddamn sneaky!"

Yu Yi wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. He hadn't expected his attention to be drawn away like that.

"Thanks for the compliment! Too bad, though..."

Chen Shu flashed a grin. His bandit aura radiated outward, making people instinctively back several steps away.

By now, every gaze in the venue was fixed on Chen Shu's Slime.

In such a short time, it had eliminated two SS-rank contract spirits. Its power was already reaching absurd levels!

"Damn! Someone's actually Black Iron rank!"

"I remember now — there was a guy named Chen Shu. He had two accounts praising each other back then. I thought he was just bullshitting..."

One person's expression filled with shock as he looked at Chen Shu.

Everyone else was just talking big in the group chat — but you actually went and did it for real?!

"Eliminate it first! Otherwise first place will just be handed over on a silver platter!"

Yu Yi immediately shouted. Though he'd been eliminated, trash-talking was still fair game.

"Mm?"

Chen Shu's cold gaze turned toward him, and Yu Yi instantly shut his mouth.

But everyone else had caught on. In that moment, it clicked — he was right!

If they didn't eliminate Chen Shu, first place was definitely his.

But if they did eliminate him, then everyone had a shot at first place.

In an instant, hundreds of contract spirits — including the two remaining SS-ranks — fixed their stares dead on Little Yellow and the two huskies.

"I knew it."

Chen Shu furrowed his brow. He'd wanted to keep a low profile from the start, precisely to sweep in and clean up at the end.

Now, because of Yu Yi and Fang Qingchen, his strength had been exposed.

In an instant, he'd become public enemy number one!

"In that case... let me show you what the power of hacks looks like!"

The corner of Chen Shu's mouth curled upward. Anticipation gleamed in his eyes.

The Slime's giant mouth moved slightly. Inside, it bit down on a bottle of purple potion, shattering it. The liquid gurgled down its throat.

It was the Disguise Potion!

Little things — the Poop Monster is coming!