Chapter 560 - 546: The Cheeky Ruby, Illya’s Social Death! And a Magical Auntie?

Chapter 560: Chapter 546: The Cheeky Ruby, Illya’s Social Death! And a Magical Auntie?

[ Rin Tohsaka, who was getting more and more worked up as she fought, directly placed the Class Card on top of Ruby: "Class Card Archer, Include: Limit Expand!"

"Lancer, Include: Limit Expand!" Luvia similarly placed her Class Card on top of Magical Sapphire.

Not only did the earth-shattering scene they anticipated fail to appear, but there was also no reaction whatsoever. For a moment, both of them felt a bit awkward.

The reason was that Magical Ruby and Sapphire, who couldn’t stand watching anymore, chose to go on strike: "It’s really annoying; I don’t want to play with you two anymore!"

The two wands broke away from their control with perfect tacit understanding and floated in the air: "We know this is a bit willful, but we have decided to resign and take a break first."

Rin Tohsaka cursed in exasperation: "Mere wands, dare you disobey your master!"

"Ahaha." Magical Ruby let out a very human-like chuckle, then continued in a somewhat cheeky manner: "Miss Rin is no longer the master."

"Also, by the way, you two, the transformation state has been lifted. If you don’t do something, you’re going to fall!"

Transformation lifted? Luvia and Rin Tohsaka were stunned for a moment, exchanged glances, and then their bodies rapidly plummeted downwards. ]

[ ..... ]

『 Viewers of Countless World 』

"Hahaha, as everyone knows, as long as I don’t look down, I won’t fall!"

Looking at such unique wands, everyone in the other worlds couldn’t help but chuckle... Good lord, to think they could actively resign and take a vacation, that’s just too showy!

They just wondered if these two wands were usually oppressed too hard, working six days a week, to the point they actively resigned just for a vacation.

.....

?Type-Moon World, G?????r???a????n????d??? ????C????a???r????n????i???v???a????l??? Worldline, Chaldea?

Mashu broke into a sweat upon seeing this:

"Truly, like master, like wand personality."

Unlike the polite Magical Sapphire, Magical Ruby’s temper was simply just like Rin Tohsaka’s, er... including Ishtar.

"Speaking of which, it seems I haven’t rested in a long time either. Should I resign and take a break?"

Gudako suddenly acted as if she felt extremely exhausted, twisting her neck and rotating her shoulders.

"Senpai..."

Mashu’s eyes instantly became sharp, looking at Gudako, who was putting on an act:

"Please don’t fabricate these non-existent memories."

If it were Mr. Kongming or Merlin, those two overworked model workers asking for leave, that would be justifiable. As for the scummy Senpai? Don’t even think about it!

Tsk... Plan failed! Hearing this, Gudako curled her lips slightly and clicked her tongue in secret.

Mashu, this junior, is becoming less and less cute. The previous Mashu would have definitely believed it!

.....

[ Shortly after, the newly resigned Magical Ruby found Illya, who was taking a bath, and incidentally knocked out Shirou Emiya, who had accidentally entered the bathroom.

"Nice to meet you, I am the wand of love and justice! Magical Ruby!" Magical Ruby currently acted like an uncle deceiving an ignorant young girl, its words full of temptation.

"Become a magical girl, and join forces with me to defeat the guys I consider evil."

Looking at the wand that appeared very improper, Illya, who originally had a longing for magical girls, saw her dreams instantly shattered, her disappointment visible to the naked eye: "So fake~"

Magical Ruby wilted upon seeing this, putting on a dejected look: "Truly tragic, are there no longer any gullible girls who yearn to be magical girls?" ]

[ ..... ]

『 Viewers of Countless World 』

?Projection of All Worlds?

"Wait... this world also has a Shirou Emiya?"

Watching Shirou Emiya faint in a flash, everyone was a bit confused. The whereabouts of Miyuverse Emiya were currently unknown, and now another one comes along?

And this one looks so tender. By the way, exactly how many versions of Shirou Emiya are there?!

.....

?KonoSuba: God’s Blessing on This Wonderful World?

"It’s exactly because of unreliable existences like you that no one continues to yearn for it, you bastard!"

Kazuma knelt on the ground with a pale face, shedding tears of unwillingness.

As a former shut-in, he only now realized that the magical girls, who were once the faith of otakus, were actually ’coaxed and tricked’ by wands into taking the job!

"This wand... has the aura of Aqua."

Darkness also gave a fairly objective evaluation.

How was this scene any different from Aqua bamboozling Kazuma into reincarnating back then? It just felt cheeky.

"Hey, what do you mean by that? What do you mean full of Aqua’s smell!"

Aqua, who thought they were talking about her scent, suspiciously sniffed herself.

Darkness: "..." That’s not what I meant!

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[ At this moment, Magical Ruby looked at the blushing Illya and paused, then suddenly had a flash of inspiration. If Ruby could have facial expressions, one would definitely see its wicked grin.

Then, right in front of Illya’s face, it caught her off guard and lifted Shirou Emiya’s bath towel!

Illya blushed and covered her nose, which was spraying blood, and grabbed Magical Ruby: "What are you doing! You pervert!"

"How rude, I just had a momentary evil thought." Magical Ruby looked at Illya: "Oh my~ you have a nosebleed."

"So, back to the original topic, do you want to try being a magical girl?"

After being played like a fiddle, Illya felt like dying: "Um, please find someone better qualified."

Subsequently, Magical Ruby used every trick in the book, not hesitating to bring up the topic of romance that girls of this age are most interested in. The previously unmoved Illya immediately became serious.

"Who is the person? Ah, I understand." Magical Ruby suddenly became delighted upon seeing this: "The brother lying there is your crush, right?"

"AH——!!" As if her little secret had been exposed, Illya immediately let out a scream, her face turning red as a cooked crab: "No... It’s not!"]

[ ..... ]

『 Viewers of Countless World 』

"No way, they play that wild...?"

Looking at the scummy Magical Ruby, everyone in the other worlds fell into a weird silence. Magical Girl wands... are they originally this scummy?

This Magical Ruby gave them the feeling of watching Kazuma; not only cheap, but seemingly very sadistic too!

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?Type-Moon World, Fourth Holy Grail War Worldline?

Watching Illya with a nosebleed, Irisviel, the young mother, had a dark expression, not knowing how to feel for a moment.

Then Irisviel said faintly:

"Compared to the otaku Illya from Carnival Phantasm, the problem with this version of Illya is even more serious!"

Illya, you’re only in elementary school, and you’re falling in love! And the object of affection is actually Shirou Emiya? That’s your brother... er, younger brother!

Kiritsugu Emiya: "????" What does it feel like when your daughter has a crush, and the object is your adopted son?

Regarding this, Kiritsugu Emiya could tell you very clearly: very good, this is another Trolley Problem.

Perhaps due to the Broken Windows Theory, in his view now, Shirou Emiya accidentally walking in on his sister bathing was already considered a minor matter.

Illya, at the age of around eleven or twelve, was secretly crushing on her brother, who was currently the top priority!

?Type-Moon World, Kaleid liner Prisma Illya Wordline?

"NO——O——!!"

Seeing this, Illya let out a piercing wail. The maiden’s heart had died, in a certain sense.

Suddenly attacked by dead memories, Illya felt that this moment was probably the most torturous second of her life.

She was now planning to find a ticket overnight to leave this sad city. If conditions permitted, she even wanted to move off this planet overnight and never return.

Miyu, who didn’t expect Illya to have such a history, immediately looked at her own Sapphire with lingering fear:

"Thank goodness..."

?Type-Moon World, Fifth Holy Grail War Worldline?

At this moment, the Emiya household not only emitted a deep chill but was also filled with an awkward atmosphere.

Illya’s face had long turned red as a crab, buried in the futon, refusing to come out no matter what was said.

Meanwhile, Rin Tohsaka and Sakura looked grimly at Shirou Emiya’s neck... Is this guy (Senpai) some kind of succubus?

Feeling a trace of chill, Shirou Emiya subconsciously shrank his neck, awkwardly trying to change the subject:

"~Cough cough... this, this Ruby really has bad taste."

"Heh heh, it really does."

Rin Tohsaka said with a fake smile, then fell silent again.

Red A said silently:

"You guys know, Shirou Emiya and I... are actually not that close."

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[ Illya flew into a rage out of humiliation and finally couldn’t help gripping Ruby’s lower half, preparing to throw it out the window, which played right into Ruby’s trap!

"Hehehe, much easier to hook than I imagined. Verifying master identity via blood, contract established upon contact!"

"Everything done in one go, thanks for the cooperation! Only the last procedure remains, say your name!"

"Illyasviel... von Einzbern!" As the young girl spoke her name, Illya suddenly floated up, her entire body enveloped in a white light.

Powerful magical energy turned into a pillar of light shooting into the sky. This scene was also witnessed directly by the former Magical Hag Rin Tohsaka, who was still searching the streets for the truant Mystic Code.

"Is that really a magical girl? By the way, since when did we run outside?"

Wearing a pink magical girl outfit, Illya touched the clothes on her body, staring dumbfounded at the Kaleidoscope Wand in her hand.

"Sure enough, magical girls are more suitable for lolis. It’s a completely different feeling compared to a certain magical girl who has passed her expiration date."

Magical Ruby was comforting its new master, but it didn’t see Rin Tohsaka quietly appearing a few meters behind them! ]

[ ..... ]

?Projection of All Worlds?

"Magical girls are more suitable for lolis, that’s true... but are you sure you aren’t courting death right now?"

Watching Illya’s process of becoming a magical girl, everyone twitched the corners of their mouths speechlessly. There was always a feeling of a delinquent uncle deceiving an ignorant young girl...

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?Type-Moon World, Kaleid liner Prisma Illya Wordline?

"Expired magical girl... You really dare to say that!"

Seeing this scene again, Rin Tohsaka clenched her fist, veins popping on her forehead.

Magical Ruby, who had long anticipated this situation, had already slipped away... It must be said, sometimes this Magical Ruby really needs a beating!

"Ohohoho! Poor Magical Hag Rin, just accept the fact that you’ve passed your expiration date!"

Luvia laughed upon seeing this, taking the opportunity to mock Rin Tohsaka as well.

Rin Tohsaka sneered:

"Hehehe, you hag whose brains have grown into your chest, did you forget the fact that your age is about the same as mine!"

"WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!"

Luvia instantly flared up, and a new round of tit-for-tat began.

This was the daily routine of the Finnish Domineering CEO/Lady Crane and the Fallen Young Miss/Devil Muscle Rin, and everyone was already used to it.

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