Chapter 900 - 899: Who Is the Most Handsome

Everyone’s eyes focused on Shi Yuhuai.

Li Yang looked delighted: "Finally, it’s not me. It’s your turn, Brother Huai!"

This silly kid claims not to be naive. Didn’t he see Shi Yuhuai’s murderous glare?

He even turned around and asked, "Brother Huai, which one should we choose?"

Brother Huai: Choose your grandpa.

Mu Qiuguang found it so funny even just imagining it that he laughed out loud.

"That’s a great question! It has research value!"

Shu Ran couldn’t maintain her elegance anymore, practically eager to let out three arrogant laughs on the spot.

"Isn’t this question just about choosing between A and D? Brother Huai, what do you think?"

Throughout the previous nine episodes, Shi Yuhuai hasn’t escaped being specially treated with "abuse and pursuit" by the female contestants.

He was scolded heartlessly by Guan Yu shouting "Wang Tiezhu," surrounded by three female contestants who pulled down his pants to grab a sticker, pinned on the beach during that episode, couldn’t even get up, and ranked first on the "person female guests most want to kill" list in the SCP episode, becoming the first to get eliminated...

Anyone recalling these would be filled with bitterness.

Everyone seemed to remember these and struggled to stifle their laughs, even the staff was laughing.

Shi Yuhuai’s face turned slightly green as he finally understood Li Yang’s earlier sentiment, torn between "realistically choosing the audience’s most likely choice" and "insisting on face-saving."

"Which one to choose? Or maybe you could recall the ending of each episode to know how many times a male contestant was eliminated."

Cheng Zhirang earnestly suggested, then paused and said, "But I guess the answer from the audience vote should be D."

Li Yang: "Hahaha, Cheng Brother, why are you speaking such truths?!"

Shi Yuhuai slapped his thigh: "Is it that funny?"

"...Well, maybe not that funny."

It’s totally funny!

The three of them, including Mu Qiu, were laughing uncontrollably, pointing at the big screen and shouting: "It doesn’t matter how many times, it’s definitely D! DDDD! We choose D!"

Isn’t this just like the test question round from the Willow Leaf City episode? Even if the right answer is in there, the choice isn’t necessarily that one.

Sometimes the choice isn’t the standard answer, but for kicks!

They clamored to choose D, while Shi Yuhuai hesitated... Okay, not hesitating, more like gritting his teeth getting ready to bite someone.

Li Yang cautiously asked: "Brother Huai, what should we choose?"

Whatever we choose won’t be as good as D, it surely means getting wet, so let’s choose an answer that saves a bit of face.

Shi Yuhuai probably thought the same, shoulders sagging, and grimly said: "C."

Choosing the largest number available, implying he’s not that miserable, hasn’t been harassed by female guests that many times.

His last bit of stubbornness.

The director reveals the answer.

"D! Congratulations to the girls for getting three questions in a row! The losing team again is the boys!"

Guan Yu let out three hearty laughs: "Ha! Ha! Ha! You guys are too weak!"

Li Yang: "This isn’t fair! All three questions that came up are about us, surely we’re the ones with the standard answer! What the audience chose isn’t the standard answer! Besides, just for face, you have to find another answer! This isn’t fair!"

"We’re not judges, and you’re expecting fairness? Go down now!"

The rope snaps, the swan boat flips over again, and the three plunge into the water like dumplings. Having done this twice before, they have experience; after paddling briefly in the pool, they quickly get back on the boat.

"Again! Director, you can’t be biased, always giving questions about us boys. Give some questions about the girls too!"

The director nodded: "Alright, please look at the question."

"Question four, among the male guests who have been on the show, who is the most handsome? Note, the options shown are the ones with the highest audience votes."

A: Li Yang

B: Cheng Zhirang

C: Shi Yuhuai

D: Jiang Lu

E: Su Yan

F: Lin Lian

The three on the swan boat instantly sat up straight, eyes gleaming.

Guan Yu: "This kind of question is great! Definitely a question aimed at the girls!"

Shu Ran, unlike her, first considered the issue: "This could really offend people."

The director even explained: "The audience voting doesn’t just consist of fans of these individuals, and many people voted due to their certain performances on our show, so please don’t take it to heart. The result of this question only represents the views of a minority of the audience, not a public beauty contest."

After emphasizing that point, the director said: "Now everyone can start choosing."

The main ones who can start choosing are the three female guests.

Mu Qiu, Guan Yu, and Shu Ran exchanged glances, initially quite restrained: "Sister Guan Yu, what do you think? Who’s the most handsome?"

Guan Yu: "If you can choose freely... then it’s definitely Jiang Lu! The charming playboy with a Medieval noble vibe, who doesn’t like that?! Someone who can compete with Brother Cheng!"

Mu Qiu disagreed: "If you’re using that kind of comparison, then I have to say, Brother Cheng is absolutely stunning!"

Guan Yu: "You’re just a Brother Cheng fan, your views are biased, not credible."

Mu Qiu turned her head, eyes widened: "How is that not credible?! Give a reason why Brother Cheng shouldn’t be first!"

Guan Yu opened her mouth: "He has a girlfriend!"

Mu Qiu: "... That counts as a minus?!"

Shu Ran interjected: "But I think Su Yan is the best looking, with his cool and aloof demeanor..."

Mu Qiu: "And there’s Lin Lian! Handsome youngster, who wouldn’t want to meet him at eighteen?!"

Guan Yu: "Jiang Lu or Su Yan!"

Shu Ran: "Su Yan or Lin Lian."

Mu Qiu won’t be outdone: "Brother Cheng and Lin Lian!"

The three of them were arguing, bickering back and forth like roosters, unable to reach a consensus.

Mu Qiu: "It’s definitely Brother Cheng!!! He’s the best! His looks are killer! Great physique too! So gentle and gentlemanly! He’s the most handsome!"

Guan Yu: "I disagree! He has a girlfriend! I think Brother Jiang Lu is the handsomest! That kind of matured richness is like wine! Do you know wine?! A fragrant type!"

Shu Ran: "Su Yan Su Yan Su Yan! Have you forgotten how you screamed when he first appeared in the premiere!?"

Mu Qiu: "What wine?! Isn’t Brother Cheng wine enough!? He’s like Maotai! And Lin Lian is also great, he’s like peach flavored sparkling water!"

Guan Yu: "Keep it down! I just like Jiang Lu brand full-bodied wine!"

Shu Ran: "That making Su Yan like icy Sprite! Don’t you love cold soda the most, Guan Yu?"

Guan Yu: "Just! Want! Jiang! Lu! You two are yelling in my ears like crazy!"

Shu Ran: "Look who’s talking! Your voice is the loudest!"

Seemed like they were about to start a fight.

Compared to their excitement, the three men on the other side were speechless, staring at them.

Then as they listened more, something started to feel off—

Li Yang: "What about me?! Aren’t I and Brother Huai standing right here, don’t you see us?!"