I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!

Chapter 899 - 898: Do You Admit You’re a Pure and Innocent Fool Too?

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This is too embarrassing, absolutely embarrassing.

Li Yang didn’t even dare to look at the fans’ voting answers. Honestly speaking, those who called out Li Yang’s name were the most, but once it came to voting, more than half of those would vote for another embarrassing nickname.

He already anticipated it, and sheepishly turned back to tell Cheng Zhirang and Shi Yuhuai: "I think we’re probably going to lose, um, be prepared."

Shi Yuhuai gave him a look as if saying, "It’s really disappointing that you lost something like this on your own."

Cheng Zhirang, on the other hand, comforted him with a sentence: "It’s okay, we’re already wet anyway. Plus, the result isn’t certain yet."

Just as he finished speaking, the director released the answer right on time.

"The answer with the most votes is B!"

Alright, now it’s certain that they indeed got it wrong.

The three people opposite gleefully tugged on the rope controlling their small boat, showing off.

"Yangyang, how could you guess your own name wrong?"

"Yangyang, why is your face red? Don’t be shy."

"Yangyang, get ready~"

With that, they all pulled hard together, the rope straightened, and Li Yang’s little boat tilted immediately. The three scrambled to grab something, but other than pulling their teammates down faster, they couldn’t grab anything, and finally fell into the pool in unison.

The swan boat also leaned to the side on the water, covering their heads completely.

Mu Qiu watched with relish, seeing them break through the water and swim to the edge of the pool.

Cheng Zhirang’s face was covered with water droplets, the light refracting through them into sparkling highlights, and his well-defined, slender fingers quickly wiped from his forehead to his chin, removing all these droplets, and then slicked back his hair with the remaining water.

Slicked back hair, wet eyelashes, and sparkling eyes, as beautiful as the ripples shimmering in the pool.

Li Yang coughed twice to break this filter.

"You guys are too harsh, couldn’t give a heads up?"

Guan Yu shook his head playfully and said, "Surprises come fast and hard."

He puffed his cheeks resentfully, as Shi Yuhuai had already set the capsized swan boat upright and helped the other two get back on first.

They weren’t wearing special swimwear, and after falling into the water, their clothes got soaked, the hems weighing them down. The only solution was to wring them out a bit, but with light-colored tops, even wringing didn’t help much.

Once they were seated again, the second question came.

"Second question, what is the first adjective that pops into mind when seeing Li Yang in the program?"

The options hadn’t even been displayed, and Li Yang started to fuss.

"Why is it me again?! Can’t it be someone else?! Two questions in a row about me, do you guys have a problem with me?!"

The director chuckled: "This is a high-participation question from the audience, we just selected it randomly, it’s not like we tailored questions specifically for you. Besides, having your questions makes it easier for you to win, doesn’t it?"

Li Yang: ...But I need to guess the audience’s thoughts accurately!

The options were displayed on the big screen.

A: Goofy

B: Cute

C: Dumb Sweet

D: Handsome and Stylish

Mu Qiu and Guan Yu were deep in thought.

Mu Qiu: "This really is a bit hard to choose."

Guan Yu: "Let me think which is better between A and C."

Li Yang: "...."

He kicked the water in frustration: "Why are the options like this?! They don’t fit at all! Shouldn’t there be more answers like D?! What are the first three even supposed to be?!"

Shi Yuhuai poked him from behind: "If we disregard face and just consider whether we’ll go back in the water, which do you think?"

"...C?"

Cheng Zhirang held back laughter, made the decision: "Then it’s C. Director, we choose..."

"C! We choose C!" Shu Ran shouted ahead, her voice breaking as she yelled C, so excited as if afraid if she shouted any slower, she’d be kicked into the water the next second.

Guan Yu turned back, laughing while comforting her: "Don’t get too excited, don’t get too excited, the boat’s wobbling."

Shu Ran coughed twice, resuming her usual elegance as if the earlier outburst wasn’t hers.

"We were going to choose C too!" Li Yang shouted at them, "We decided on C first!"

Shu Ran: "But we shouted it first."

Guan Yu nodded: "That’s right, we shouted it first. Also, didn’t you just make a fuss about how the first three options didn’t fit? And you chose C, are you admitting you’re Dumb Sweet?"

Li Yang stuck his neck out: "It’s not about whether I admit it, I’m guessing the audience’s thoughts! Though it doesn’t fit well, I thought what if the audience insists on choosing it?"

Mu Qiu lay on the swan’s neck laughing: "You’ve got it tough, Yangyang~"

He pretended not to hear, turned back to discuss with Shi Yuhuai and Cheng Zhirang: "They chose C first, what do we do? What do we choose?"

Cheng Zhirang: "A? It’s pretty close to C."

Shi Yuhuai: "Definitely not D."

Li Yang: "....Brother Huai!"

They eventually chose A.

Goofy versus Dumb Sweet, which did the audience vote for the most?

Li Yang craned his neck for the answer, hoping they guessed right while simultaneously fantasizing if the audience’s top choice was D? What if his handsome, charming image got deeper into their hearts?

"The answer is C, when seeing Li Yang in the program, the words Dumb Sweet come to mind."

Li Yang is defeated.

Guan Yu smiled menacingly, tightening the rope.

"Poor Yangyang, going back in the water again, what a pity. How about I give you a pass?"

Shi Yuhuai immediately refused: "No way, there’s sure to be a catch. We lost, so what, just pull harder next time they lose and get revenge back! We can’t agree to her!"

Go for it if you must, there’s no excuse for letting each other off.

Guan Yu shrugged, the three grabbed the rope: "Then sorry, off you go!"

As the rope pulled, the small swan capsized immediately, Cheng Zhirang and Shi Yuhuai sitting at the back were instantly drawn into the water.

Only Li Yang was left holding the swan’s neck, refusing to let go, ending up going in a bit slower. The awkward part was that due to the buoyancy of the inflatable swan boat, he ended up diving headfirst.

Mu Qiu laughed showing his teeth: "This game is fun!"

Guan Yu threw his head back, laughing: "Li Yang, your useless struggle is really embarrassing!"

Shu Ran clung tightly to Guan Yu’s clothes from behind, patting her: "Don’t move, don’t move! The boat’s wobbling!"

The splash from the three falling into the water was already loud, and the people on the boat being restless caused it to drift unsteadily towards the pool edge, then the staff on the edge pushed them back to the middle.

The three who fell into the water climbed back up, but these two falls woke Li Yang up, as soon as he was up, he slapped the swan’s neck.

"Again! I refuse to believe we can’t win! As long as the next question isn’t about me, I’ll surely get it right! I’m at least a surfing expert online!"

The director updated the third question with a smile.

"In the previous nine episodes, how many times has Brother Huai been KO’ed by male guests?"

A: 0 times

B: 1 time

C: 2 times

D: Regardless of the number, it’s less than the times KO’ed by female guests.

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