Chapter 37: Gu Yizhou Goes Berserk? Drenching the Little White Cat

Chapter 37: Chapter 37: Gu Yizhou Goes Berserk? Drenching the Little White Cat

It’s over!

I’m totally screwed this time!

’Did I really manage to piss that stinking jerk off?’

Yan Luoxi panicked, her heart thumping with anxiety.

She subconsciously scooted deeper into the sofa...

Meanwhile, Gu Yizhou walked out of the room holding a pillow. He was about to lose his mind!

This Xiaobai was just too naughty. If he didn’t teach her a lesson, she’d be completely out of control in the future!

He walked over to the living room sofa and found that the little white cat, who had been curled up there moments ago, had vanished. She had clearly hidden herself, knowing she’d done something wrong.

"Xiaobai, I know you’re under the sofa!"

"Get out here! I promise I won’t hit you!"

Gu Yizhou stood by the sofa with the pillow, gritting his teeth.

Hearing this, Yan Luoxi couldn’t help but roll her eyes.

’Promise you won’t hit me? Do you think I’m stupid?’

’Say whatever you want, I’m not coming out.’

’If you’ve got the guts, crawl under the sofa and get me yourself!’

’Nyah nyah nyah~’

Yan Luoxi thought triumphantly.

When Gu Yizhou saw that Xiaobai was completely ignoring him, he crouched down and peered under the sofa.

Their eyes met.

Yan Luoxi’s triumphant and disdainful gaze instantly transformed into an innocent, pleading one. The transition was silky smooth, absolutely flawless!

Seeing her innocent little gaze, Gu Yizhou felt a sense of helplessness, and more than half of his anger instantly dissipated.

"Xiaobai, come on out. I need to have a serious talk with you about this!"

"Don’t worry, when I say I won’t hit you, I mean it!"

Gu Yizhou’s tone had softened considerably.

He planned to coax Xiaobai out first, and then give her a proper lecture.

But there was no way Yan Luoxi was falling for that. She just kept looking at him with a little expression that said, "What are you talking about? I don’t understand," not moving an inch.

Seeing her like this, Gu Yizhou was both angry and exasperated.

Clearly, his plan to trick her out wasn’t going to work.

Suddenly, a daring idea flashed through Gu Yizhou’s mind.

"Xiaobai, I’ll ask you one more time. Are you coming out or not?"

He squatted on the floor, his voice turning cold as he stared at the little white cat huddled motionlessly under the sofa.

"Meow~"

Yan Luoxi meowed at him.

’Tch~~’

’I’m not coming out, so what are you gonna do about it?’

she thought with disdain.

She wasn’t the least bit concerned about Gu Yizhou’s threat.

’After all, there’s no way that jerk can crawl in here and grab me, so what the hell do I have to be afraid of!’

"Fine! Fine, Xiaobai!"

"You forced my hand!"

Gu Yizhou muttered indignantly.

With that, he stood up and walked toward the kitchen.

A moment later, the sound of running water came from the kitchen...

When Yan Luoxi saw him suddenly get up and leave, she felt a little puzzled.

Seeing that all was quiet outside, she thought Gu Yizhou had really left. She sneakily poked her little head out from under the sofa and looked around.

"Huh?"

Gu Yizhou was indeed nowhere to be seen in the living room.

’Did I really manage to piss that jerk off so much that he left?’

she wondered.

"SHHHHH— SHHHHH—"

Just then, the sound of the faucet running could still be heard from the kitchen.

’Something’s not right!’

For some reason, Yan Luoxi suddenly had a bad feeling!

Just then, the sound of running water from the kitchen stopped, and Gu Yizhou emerged holding a basin.

Seeing this, Yan Luoxi immediately dove back under the sofa with a WHOOSH~.

But the uneasy feeling in her heart grew stronger.

"Xiaobai, since you refuse to come out, don’t blame me for what I’m about to do."

"You like hiding under the sofa, don’t you?"

"Let’s see how you plan to hide after the floor under there is completely soaked!"

Gu Yizhou said coolly, standing by the sofa with the basin of water.

Yan Luoxi: "?????"

Her eyes suddenly shot wide open!

At that moment, she finally understood the source of her uneasy feeling.

’Pour water under the sofa???’

’Is that something a human being would even think of?’

’You jerk, you’re a real bastard!’

"I’m going to count to three, Xiaobai. If you’re not out by then, I’m pouring!"

Then, she heard Gu Yizhou’s ultimatum.

Yan Luoxi: "..."

She started to panic.

Even if Gu Yizhou poured water under the sofa, the worst that would happen is she’d get wet.

But she couldn’t forget that she was a cat right now!

If her white fur got soaked, it wouldn’t be easy to dry. The thought of being all wet and sticky was unbearable!

It was a feeling she absolutely hated!

"Three!"

"Two!"

...

Hearing Gu Yizhou’s countdown, Yan Luoxi gritted her teeth, steeled her nerves, and shot out from under the sofa with a WHOOSH~.

’According to the laws of physics,’ she thought, ’as long as I’m fast enough, that jerk Gu Yizhou definitely won’t be able to catch me.’

"Ugh..."

But the instant she emerged, a large hand clamped down hard on her.

That’s right!

No mistake!

The moment she poked her head out, Gu Yizhou had caught her red-handed.

Immediately after, she was lifted up.

Then, Gu Yizhou’s resentful voice drifted into her ears. "Xiaobai, so you really *can* understand me!"

She subconsciously turned her head to look, only to see that jerk Gu Yizhou gritting his teeth at her.

It’s over!

I’m really screwed this time!

This was the only thought in Yan Luoxi’s mind right now.

As her mind raced, she felt Gu Yizhou carry her toward the bedroom.

"Explain yourself. Why did you make such a mess of my room?"

Holding her in one hand and pointing at the messy bed with the other, he said irritably, "I was kind enough to bring you home. You eat my food, use my things, live in my house, and even sleep in my bed. Is this how you repay me?"

"Meow~!"

Yan Luoxi couldn’t help but let out a cry.

’Don’t talk nonsense, you jerk! Who ate your... uh, okay, I admit it, I did. But I only had a tiny bite of cat food, alright?!’

’Also!’

’You’d better explain yourself! What’s this about me sleeping with you?’

’You jerk, get your facts straight! You’re the one who slept with me... Ptooey! Anyway, I did not sleep with you!’

she grumbled irritably to herself.

Seeing the little white cat’s dazed look, as if she had no idea what she’d done wrong, Gu Yizhou looked completely helpless.

He shook his head in resignation and then said with a serious expression, "Xiaobai, I’m telling you, this is the first and last time. You are not allowed to cause any more trouble. Otherwise, I’m getting rid of you!"

When Xiaobai just continued to stare blankly, ignoring him, Gu Yizhou irritably smacked her plump little bottom a few times. "Xiaobai, stop playing dumb! I’m talking to you, do you hear me?!"

Yan Luoxi: "...-_-||"