Chapter 36: The Jerk is Angry? Yan Luoxi Panics

Chapter 36: Chapter 36: The Jerk is Angry? Yan Luoxi Panics

Gu Yizhou paid no attention to Xiaobai’s shouts.

Besides, it wasn’t like he could understand what a cat was saying.

He walked back to his room, grabbed a pair of garish floral shorts, and headed into the bathroom to shower.

He’d actually showered earlier, but in his current state, he had no choice but to wash again. He was starting to stink!

"SHHHHH—"

He turned on the shower, and warm water streamed out. Steam rose and filled the air, fogging up the glass door like a thin veil. Through the haze, a silhouette could be seen swaying, as if in a dream.

’After such a long and tiring day, a hot shower is the best feeling in the world!’

"You say you want to escape, to let go, that love is too tiring, too restrictive. Because I can’t give the simplest promise, you stopped receiving my signal, and now I can’t find you. Who knows at what o’clock direction, you’ll finally receive the secret signal..."

Gu Yizhou hummed his favorite song from his past life while he showered.

Unfortunately, Jay Zhou didn’t exist in this world.

This meant Gu Yizhou would never get to hear those classic songs from his past life on Earth again.

At first, he’d considered recreating those classic songs from his past life, but alas, he just didn’t have the talent.

He didn’t have the musical talent for it, nor could he remember all the lyrics and musical scores. So, all he could do was hum a few lines to himself for comfort.

Meanwhile, Yan Luoxi, who was outside, heard Gu Yizhou singing.

"Huh?"

Her eyes lit up slightly!

’This damn guy is actually a pretty good singer.’

’But what song is that? I don’t think I’ve ever heard it before.’

Yan Luoxi wondered in confusion.

"I’m afraid your heart will break with no one there to wipe your tears. Don’t mind the rights and wrongs, as long as we feel it’s right. I’m afraid your heart will break with no one there to wipe your tears. Don’t leave my side; only with you can my world be perfect..."

Yan Luoxi listened carefully and confirmed that the song Gu Yizhou was singing was one she had never heard before.

A little curious, she ran to the bathroom door, pricked up her ears, and listened intently.

The more she listened, the more mesmerized she became.

"BANG~"

Just then, the bathroom door suddenly flew open.

"Meow~!"

Yan Luoxi was startled!

As if her tail had been stepped on, she let out a loud shriek and scurried away in a flash.

Uh...

Gu Yizhou was also startled.

He hadn’t expected Xiaobai to be crouching at the door; he nearly stepped on her.

"Uh, Xiaobai, were you waiting for me?"

Gu Yizhou smiled at Xiaobai, who had already run over to the sofa.

...

’In your dreams!’

’Like hell I was waiting for you!’

Yan Luoxi was speechless internally.

’This damn guy is way too narcissistic!’

’Does he really think he’s that... ugh, okay, I have to admit, the jerk is actually pretty dapper. With looks like his, he could definitely hold his own against all those pretty-boy idols in showbiz!’

Just as she was thinking this, she lifted her head and happened to see Gu Yizhou’s perfectly sculpted eight-pack abs.

This made Yan Luoxi blush, though of course, no one could tell since she was currently a cat.

Pfft!

’You shameless guy!’

’Walking around the house without a shirt on all day!’

’Don’t think you can get away with being indecent just because you have abs!’

’Hmph!’

Yan Luoxi huffed, turned her little head away, and proudly refused to look at Gu Yizhou anymore.

Gu Yizhou didn’t mind. He just smiled, then walked over to the sofa and sat down, drying his hair with a towel.

Instantly, the fresh scent of his after-shower body wash drifted into Yan Luoxi’s nose.

’The scent is light and fresh... and I have to admit, it’s actually quite pleasant.’

’Oh right, that jerk’s bed smells like this too,’ Yan Luoxi thought to herself.

Suddenly, Gu Yizhou scooped her up again and placed her on his lap.

Uhh...

Yan Luoxi froze!

"Meow~"

Her fur stood on end instantly, and she tried to struggle out of Gu Yizhou’s grasp.

But how could Gu Yizhou possibly give her the chance!

Gu Yizhou squeezed his legs together to hold her in place, then reached out to cup her chin with his right hand.

Then he started scratching it!

Yan Luoxi’s body trembled slightly, then her whole body went soft.

Her eyes narrowed slightly. She simply couldn’t resist this feeling!

"Meeeow~"

’So... so comfortable!’

Yan Luoxi stopped resisting and let Gu Yizhou hold her.

Seeing the blissful expression on her face as she enjoyed it with her eyes narrowed, Gu Yizhou couldn’t help but shake his head and smile.

"The mouth says no, but the body is honest, huh..."

Yan Luoxi: ...-_-||

"Meow~"

She really wanted to refute Gu Yizhou’s words, but in her current state, anything she did would seem futile.

So she just shut up and played dumb, pretending she couldn’t understand a word the jerk was saying.

Putting on an air of ’Whatever you say, this kitty doesn’t understand a thing!’

...

After giving Xiaobai a massage for a while, Gu Yizhou glanced at the time. It was getting late; time for bed.

"Alright, Xiaobai, I’ll give you another massage tomorrow when I have time. For now, it’s time for us to sleep."

He said to Xiaobai, who was lying comfortably on his lap.

"Meow~"

Yan Luoxi let out a reluctant meow.

But Gu Yizhou had already stood up, and there was nothing she could do. She could only plop herself down on the sofa and ignore him.

’Wait!’

Yan Luoxi suddenly remembered something. She shot up from the sofa, glanced over at Gu Yizhou, then silently leaped off the sofa and scrambled underneath it.

"CLICK~"

Just then, Gu Yizhou had reached his bedroom, and he casually flicked on the light.

Just as he was about to walk in, he froze completely.

This...

He looked again carefully, thinking he must have walked into the wrong room!

His bed was a complete disaster. The quilt and sheets were in a tangled mess. One of his two pillows was on the floor, the other askew on the bed.

Even the alarm clock and water glass on his nightstand had been knocked to the floor.

’Did a burglar break in?’

Looking at the utter mess in front of him, this was Gu Yizhou’s first thought.

Snapping back to his senses, he hurried inside to check.

Hm?

’My laptop is still here!’

At that moment, he suddenly noticed his laptop was still on the desk, completely untouched.

’Could it be that even a thief wouldn’t want my crappy old computer?’

Full of doubt, Gu Yizhou walked over and picked up his pillow.

But the moment he picked it up, he seemed to discover the truth!

He saw that his pillow was covered in fine, snow-white cat fur...

Then, walking to the side of the bed, he looked at his mattress and found that it, too, was covered in fine white cat fur!

At that moment, Gu Yizhou finally snapped.

"Xiaobai...!!!"

He roared from the doorway of his room.

His voice was filled with anger and helplessness...

Meanwhile, curled up under the sofa, Yan Luoxi couldn’t help but shudder when she heard Gu Yizhou’s furious roar!

’I’m so dead...’