Holy Crap! My Cat is Actually a Female CEO?!

Chapter 107: Only Children Make Choices? Gu Yizhou’s Outrageous Dream

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Chapter 107: Chapter 107: Only Children Make Choices? Gu Yizhou’s Outrageous Dream

Looking at Gu Yizhou’s slightly weary expression, Yan Luoxi’s resolve finally softened.

’Forget it!’

’I must owe you from a past life!’

’I’ll just consider this payback for letting me stay at your place!’

With that thought, she leaped onto Gu Yizhou’s shoulder and began to knead it forcefully with her four little paws.

She was careful to keep her sharp claws retracted.

She was afraid of accidentally scratching him.

"Ahhh~"

"That feels good..."

Gu Yizhou sighed in contentment.

Hearing Gu Yizhou’s words, Yan Luoxi couldn’t help but roll her eyes again.

A moment later...

"Xiaobai, I’m going to roll over. Can you get my back?"

Gu Yizhou suddenly spoke, his eyes half-closed.

Yan Luoxi: "..."

’Damn you!’

’Are you really treating me like some masseuse from a shady parlor?!’

Yan Luoxi was so angry she wanted to claw him right across the face.

However, Gu Yizhou had already rolled over to lie on his stomach, his back facing her.

"Keep going, Xiaobai!"

Gu Yizhou drawled.

Seeing him like this, Yan Luoxi felt helpless.

She could only hop onto his back.

Once again, she became a ruthless massaging machine...

As she continued to knead, a steady, rhythmic breathing sound arose.

Only then did Yan Luoxi realize that Gu Yizhou had drifted off to sleep.

’This jerk!’

’He sure knows how to enjoy life!’

Yan Luoxi thought irritably.

But that was just her thoughts.

But!

The kneading motion of her paws didn’t stop.

Sigh~

Ah, women!

They always say one thing and do another!

No wonder people used to say, "Men never know when a woman says she wants something, she actually doesn’t, and when she says she doesn’t, she actually does!"

As the ancients also said: "Women and petty people are the most difficult to deal with!"

This probably described someone just like Yan Luoxi!

Gu Yizhou had no idea how long he’d been asleep.

He groggily woke from a dream.

He rubbed his eyes and sat up on the sofa.

He still wasn’t fully awake.

It was because he’d just had a dream.

In his dream, Xiaobai had turned into a stunning woman.

The cool, aloof, ice-queen type.

She and Su Qianqian were two different extremes of beautiful women.

Each had her own unique charms.

The craziest part was that in the dream, the beautiful woman Xiaobai had become and Su Qianqian were arguing heatedly.

What’s more, both of them were holding knives and demanding he choose between them.

Just then, the legal, busty loli, Song Sisi, suddenly joined the fray.

This...

Gu Yizhou was completely at a loss.

Listening to the three women squabbling nonstop,

his head was about to explode.

Finally, Gu Yizhou couldn’t take it anymore.

He steeled himself. ’You three think you can run wild in my dream?’

’Only kids have to choose. Adults take everything!’

"Shut up!"

Gu Yizhou roared at the three women, his face dark.

"Er..."

Seeing that Gu Yizhou was angry, the three women obediently shut their mouths, but none of them was willing to concede to the others.

...

「Two and a half hours later.」

After a long, patient lecture from Gu Yizhou, the three women finally ceased hostilities.

Each of them looked as dejected as a wilted vegetable.

They all backed down and admitted they were wrong.

From then on, the beautiful woman Xiaobai had become, Su Qianqian, and Song Sisi never again dared to ask Gu Yizhou who he would choose.

From that point on, the three of them coexisted in harmony.

Until one day, when Gu Yizhou watched with his own eyes as the beautiful woman in his arms, who had been Xiaobai, turned back into a little kitten.

Gu Yizhou was stunned on the spot.

He looked at the snow-white kitten before him, a storm of emotions raging in his heart...

Just as he was hesitating, Su Qianqian burst in and saw everything.

Gu Yizhou found himself utterly unable to explain the situation.

Just as he was about to explain, his phone suddenly started ringing.

"A fine rain, carried by the wind, soaks the streets at dusk; wiping away the raindrops, innocent eyes gaze upward..."

Gu Yizhou slowly opened his eyes. He first glanced around, then slowly came to his senses.

He shook his head, trying to clear the last vestiges of sleep.

’What the hell kind of dream was that?!’

’I even wanted to *do it* with a cat?’

’Do I actually have some kind of weird fetish?’

’That’s terrifying!’

A cold sweat broke out on Gu Yizhou’s back.

’It was just a dream. I could never do something so depraved!’

’Yep!’

’That’s right!’

’That’s how it is!’

Gu Yizhou thought to himself.

In any case, he would never admit to having such a strange fetish.

Gu Yizhou shook his head, his gaze firm.

He picked up his phone from the coffee table, glanced at the screen, and saw it was an unknown number.

After a slight pause, he answered the call. "Hello, who is this?"

"Hey, you finally answered!"

"Hi, I’m your food delivery driver. I brought your order two hours ago, but I knocked for a long time and no one answered. After that, I called you dozens of times, but you never picked up..."

A rapid-fire explanation tumbled out from the delivery guy on the other end of the line.

"Uh..."

After hearing him out, Gu Yizhou finally understood what had happened.

"Um... I was in a hurry with a few other deliveries, so I just hung your food on the doorknob. Don’t forget to grab it..."

Just then, the delivery guy on the other end of the line continued.

"Oh, oh, okay!"

"Thanks, and sorry for the trouble!"

Gu Yizhou said quickly.

"No problem, as long as you know. I’ll let you go, then."

The delivery guy on the other end of the line said.

With that, he hung up immediately, as if afraid that if he delayed for even a second, Gu Yizhou would demand compensation for the food.

"..."

Gu Yizhou put his phone down, woke the screen to check the time, and saw it was already 9:30 PM.

Uh...

’So I slept for another two or three hours...’

’I just took a nap this afternoon, and now I’ve slept this long again. I probably won’t be able to sleep tonight!’

Gu Yizhou shook his head helplessly.

He got up from the sofa, put on his shoes, turned on the living room light, then walked to the front door. The moment he opened it, he saw his food delivery bag hanging from the doorknob.

After taking the food down, it occurred to Gu Yizhou: where did that little rascal Xiaobai go?

He turned, placed the food on the coffee table, and scanned the room, but there was no sign of Xiaobai.

"Don’t tell me that silly little cat snuck out again, did she?" Gu Yizhou muttered to himself, a slight frown on his face.

He made his way to the bedroom.

CLICK!

The moment he flipped on the light, he found Xiaobai sprawled on his bed, fast asleep.

"Huh...?"

Hearing the faint snores that sounded from time to time, Gu Yizhou couldn’t help but freeze.

This...

’Do cats snore???’

Gu Yizhou was completely dumbfounded.

Just then, Yan Luoxi stirred and woke up.

Still groggy, she subconsciously lifted her two fluffy pink paws and rubbed her face.

This is a common habit for cats; they like to wash their faces with their paws after waking up.

It was just the first time Gu Yizhou had seen Xiaobai do this, so he was naturally a little surprised.

"Pfft-"

Seeing Xiaobai’s adorably dopey expression, Gu Yizhou couldn’t help but laugh out loud.

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