Chapter 106: Cats and Dogs Are Natural Enemies; I’m Not Done With You

Chapter 106: Chapter 106: Cats and Dogs Are Natural Enemies; I’m Not Done With You

"Huh..."

"What is this?"

Gu Yizhou frowned slightly, a puzzled look on his face.

It was because his hand had touched some... bumps!

And in that very instant!

Yan Luoxi’s entire feline body went completely stiff!

"Meow~"

Then, she began to struggle frantically!

Water splashed everywhere!

It splashed all over Gu Yizhou’s face!

Seeing Xiaobai’s sudden, violent reaction, Gu Yizhou instantly understood...

"Er..."

"Sorry, sorry, I didn’t do it on purpose, okay..."

Gu Yizhou quickly tried to soothe her. "I just forgot you were a girl for a second, hehe..."

That’s right!

He had momentarily forgotten that Xiaobai was a female cat!

Yan Luoxi: "..."

’You son of a bitch!’

’Have some decency, will you!’

Yan Luoxi cursed Gu Yizhou wildly in her mind!

Gu Yizhou continued to bathe her.

The warm water on her fur actually felt quite nice to Yan Luoxi.

At this point, she had chosen to give up the struggle.

’I can’t resist anyway.’

’What can I do?’

A certain great man once said, "Fate is like... well, if you can’t fight it, you might as well enjoy it!"

"Xiaobai, your body is pretty much clean now."

"Hmm... now let me help you wash your little butt!"

"Once your little butt is clean, we’ll be all done!"

Gu Yizhou said, his eyes zeroing in on the little wildcat Xiaobai’s rear end.

Huh???

Yan Luoxi’s entire body froze solid!

Her eyes flew wide open!

’It’s over!’

’I’m sullied!’

"Tsk, tsk, tsk..."

"A cat’s butthole really doesn’t look the same as a human’s!"

Gu Yizhou muttered to himself.

Yan Luoxi: "..."

’Pervert!’

’Lecher!’

’You’re finished!’

’You’re dead!’

Yan Luoxi furiously cursed Gu Yizhou in her mind, wishing all sorts of misfortune upon him.

’Ah! Ah! Ah!’

’He’s actually studying it! Is that something a human should be doing?!’

’He could be a decent person, but he insists on acting like a dog!’

And so, amid Yan Luoxi’s struggles and Gu Yizhou’s curiosity, her bath was finally finished.

Gu Yizhou found a clean, new towel and dried her feline body all over.

"Huh..."

"This is amazing. I read online that cats shed a lot."

"Xiaobai, how come I haven’t seen you shed at all?"

Gu Yizhou spoke with amazement, as if he’d discovered a new continent.

Yan Luoxi: "..."

Yan Luoxi was speechless once again.

She’d lost count of how many times she’d been rendered speechless since the bath started.

’This stinking guy’s thought process is simply inhuman!’

’Look at that! Are those the words of a human being?!’

’He’s actually surprised that I don’t shed!’

’How can I be compared to some ordinary cat?’

’I’m a human, for crying out loud!’

Yan Luoxi couldn’t remember how many times her cool and aloof persona had crumbled in front of Gu Yizhou.

’It can’t be helped!’

’Humans... er, cats and dogs are natural enemies. It’s impossible to coexist peacefully!’

Just as she was endlessly cursing Gu Yizhou in her heart,

Gu Yizhou, completely oblivious, picked up the hair dryer and started drying her fur.

WHIR... WHIRRR...

About ten minutes later, her fur was completely dry.

Freshly bathed, her snow-white fur made her look even more beautiful and adorable.

Gu Yizhou looked at the clean and fresh little kitten before him.

He nodded in satisfaction and said with a smile, "See, Xiaobai? You’re so much cleaner now!"

"..."

Yan Luoxi couldn’t even be bothered to acknowledge him at this point.

Gu Yizhou didn’t mind.

He carried Yan Luoxi back to the sofa and sat down.

Yan Luoxi, for her part, was like an emotionless robot, letting Gu Yizhou do as he pleased.

She had completely given up the struggle.

’Anyway, this stinking guy has already manhandled every inch of my body.’

’What’s a little more at this point?!’

Gu Yizhou laid Yan Luoxi flat on her back on the sofa, gazing at the snowball-like kitten.

He suddenly had the urge to take a couple of huffs right now.

They say cat huffing feels amazing.

He decided to give it a try.

He abruptly buried his head in her soft, fluffy belly.

Yan Luoxi’s body instantly went rigid!

What???

’What the hell?!’

’What is he doing?!’

She wanted to leap right off the sofa!

But her four little paws were pinned firmly to the sofa by Gu Yizhou.

She couldn’t move at all!

*INHALE...*

*EXHALE...*

Gu Yizhou felt a wave of clarity wash over him.

’Holy crap...’

’So cat huffing really does bring a person spiritual bliss!’

Meanwhile, Yan Luoxi felt like crying!

’He’s such a pervert!’

’Dammit!’

’What does this stinking guy think I am?!’

’How dare he huff me!’

’You’re so dead!’

’You’re finished!’

"MROOOW!!!"

She struggled, yowling loudly at Gu Yizhou.

However, Gu Yizhou paid her no mind.

He just kept on huffing his cat!

Yan Luoxi wanted to bite him to death!

But with Gu Yizhou’s face pressed against her belly, she couldn’t reach him to bite!

’Waaaah~’

’To think that I, Yan Luoxi, the dignified CEO of a hundred-billion-dollar corporation, would one day be reduced to being huffed by someone!’

Yan Luoxi’s big, round eyes were now motionless, filled with despair!

’Gu Yizhou!’

’You damn dog!’

’This lady is not done with you!’

’Waaah...’

Yan Luoxi started cursing him wildly in her mind again.

After finishing his cat-huffing session, Gu Yizhou finally lifted his head in satisfaction.

He saw that the little white cat now had a look of utter hopelessness!

He froze for a moment.

"Hey, is Xiaobai angry?"

"Don’t be so petty!"

"I just took a couple of huffs. Big deal, I’ll let you huff me back!"

Gu Yizhou smiled, poking her little belly as he spoke.

Yan Luoxi: "..."

She was furious!

She shot up from the sofa in an instant!

She couldn’t take it anymore!

’What the fuck!’

’Are those the words of a human?!’

’What do you mean, *I’m* petty??’

’What do you mean, "big deal, I’ll let you huff me back"?!’

’The hell!’

’Who wants to huff you!’

’You stinking guy, you’re filthy all over!’

Yan Luoxi charged headfirst into Gu Yizhou’s chest!

She spread her little claws, ready to give Gu Yizhou a few good swipes!

But!

Just as her paws were about to land, she retracted her sharp claws!

In the end, it turned into stomping!

But how much strength could a tiny kitten possibly have?

Her stomps landed on Gu Yizhou’s body like a massage!

At first, Gu Yizhou had been startled by Yan Luoxi’s sudden outburst.

But it turned out she was just kneading him!

Gu Yizhou gently gathered her into his arms.

He then leaned back, lying down on the sofa.

"Go on, Xiaobai. Knead as hard as you can!"

"I’ve been a little tired these past few days, anyway!"

Gu Yizhou said with a wide smile.

Yan Luoxi: "..."

Her paws froze in mid-air.

’Gu Yizhou, you really are a dog!’

’Please, can you just act like a human being?’

’Is this something a person should do?!’

’It’s a miracle I haven’t bitten him to death, and he actually wants me to give him a massage?????’’

Yan Luoxi was truly about to explode with rage!!!

However, she looked at Gu Yizhou’s closed eyes and the faint hint of exhaustion that showed at the corners of his brows.

’This man in front of me really does seem tired.’

’And I’m partly the reason for it...’

For a moment, Yan Luoxi’s feelings became complicated once again...