Chapter 349 - 167: A Glimpse of Shumin Ruins a Lifetime (Part 2)

Chapter 349: Chapter 167: A Glimpse of Shumin Ruins a Lifetime (Part 2)

Reba was too scared to look, so she hugged Su Ran, buried her face against his, and stared fixedly at him.

"Why are you staring at me?"

"You’re horrible, ahh—"

With a CRACK, the doctor set it back in place.

Su Ran let out a long sigh of relief. He’d finally learned a lesson—girls were all soft and delicate. You couldn’t touch them, couldn’t hit them, or you’d just end up at the hospital. It seemed he was destined to be walked all over by girls in the future, unable to fight back.

He resigned himself to his fate.

Back in the hotel’s presidential suite, Su Ran, as a gesture of apology, let Reba have the suite to herself. He went to her room to rest instead. Reba readily accepted. ’He completely messed up my hand,’ she thought, ’so it’s only right that I get to stay in his presidential suite for a night.’

Reba saw him to the door. "Be gentler with girls from now on, you hear?"

"I know, Sister Reba."

"Good boy. Now go on back and get some sleep. Wait, your phone."

Reba handed Su Ran his phone. In return, Su Ran took something out to give to her, saying it would make them even. Reba took it and saw that it was her bra, which Su Ran had just made appear with a magic trick.

"Su Ran!!!"

She was about to charge into the elevator to hit Su Ran, but he just pointed, and she backed away. Any more trouble, and he’d make her underwear disappear.

"You’re not even human!"

Reba said, feigning viciousness.

The elevator doors closed. Reba turned and went back to her room, half angry and half amused. ’A boy who’s usually a perfect model student but is devastatingly bad when he wants to be... no girl can resist that.’

...

In the early morning, before the sky had brightened, Reba went downstairs and swiped her keycard to enter the room. It was her room, after all, so all her things were here. When she went inside, she saw Su Ran asleep in his pajamas, clutching the blanket and scratching his butt.

"Didn’t you say you wanted to watch the flag-raising ceremony? Aren’t you getting up?"

"Just a little longer."

With that, Su Ran rolled over and went back to sleep, as if Reba had interrupted a wonderful dream.

Reba didn’t disturb him. She carefully took a change of clothes from the suitcase by the bed, carried them into the bathroom, took a shower, and got dressed. Only then did she wake Su Ran up, having already squeezed toothpaste onto his toothbrush for him.

"So nice to me. You’re not plotting something, are you?"

Su Ran looked at the prepared toothbrush and asked deliberately.

"What are you thinking? I just used my own toothpaste, it’s better than the hotel’s. If you don’t want it, forget it."

"You’re the best, Sister Reba."

"Oh, please. Who knows what you’re really calling me in your head."

"I’m not."

He said with a sincere expression. Reba chuckled, her voice soft and a little coquettish. "Alright, now go and get washed up."

While he was washing up, Cao Wo called to ask if he was in Jiangning. Su Ran, while rinsing his mouth, said, "I’m in the Imperial Capital. I’ll be back this afternoon. GURGLE GURGLE—"

"What are you doing?"

"Rinsing my mouth."

"I think I heard a girl’s voice. Are you with a girl?"

"Oh, that was just Reba asking me which outfit to wear. She’s going upstairs to my room to get it."

"You slept together?"

"..." Su Ran continued rinsing his mouth, looking through the glass at Reba, who was leaning against the window frame with her arms crossed, waiting for his answer. Su Ran shook his head. "We didn’t. It was totally innocent. Okay, gotta go. Bye."

He hung up, leaving Cao Wo to his wild imagination—a critical blow to the class president on the first day back to school.

"You seem pretty smug, don’t you?" Reba asked, tilting her head.

"Not at all," Su Ran said, his expression a mask of calm indifference.

"Yes, you are. Why else would you have specifically mentioned my name?"

"I didn’t," Su Ran said, walking over to the toilet.

"You did. You were definitely showing off," Reba said, coming to stand beside him, refusing to let it go.

"Sister Reba, I’m about to piss. You want to watch?"

"Just don’t get any on the toilet seat. I have to use it later."

"Mm."

Reba turned, walked out of the bathroom, and closed the door. The sound of running water, a SPLASH, followed.

Actually...

As a person’s social status rises, they naturally meet more and more people. One’s social circle trends upward, expanding to include socialites and celebrities. For Su Ran, a Divine Rich—basically a super-rich heir—it wasn’t unreasonable to know a female star, was it? You can’t just stay in your own little pond for your whole life. That’s just having a narrow mindset.

Just last year, in the first half of the year, Su Ran was still a high school senior. Back then, Reba really was his goddess. It’s perfectly normal for a high school student to have a celebrity goddess. Now, he actually knew her, and they were even hanging out together—plus, he’d managed to dislocate her hand. In a way, it was like a high school dream come true.

In the past, there was Liu Luangxiong furiously shoving a golf ball into Guan Zhilin.

Today, there is Young Master Su furiously dislocating Reba’s hand while playing around.

Both are ruthless men!

However...

Besides Reba, Su Ran actually had another, less respectable female idol. She was from East Japan, a ’teacher’ who supposedly ’kept it clean.’

Teacher Ueyama.

Every otaku has a favorite ’teacher’ in their heart. If you don’t, what kind of otaku are you?

’If this dream came true too, then all of his high school wishes would be completely fulfilled.’

’DING! System Notification: [It is said that in the island nation, one can pay to have a custom script produced, choosing any plot, actress, and even co-starring with them. If the Host wishes to fulfill his dream, why not give it a try in the island nation?]’

"Paying for it is no fun. Forget it. Right now, I need to promote positive energy and spread good values, not get involved in those shady practices."

...

After they both finished washing up, Reba pulled Su Ran in front of the bathroom mirror, forcing him to pose for a few selfies with her. Su Ran didn’t really want to take pictures, but Reba said, ’You dislocated my hand! Can’t you even grant me this little bit of compensation?’

Fine! He would have to satisfy Reba properly, all at once.

CLICK, CLICK. They took a bunch of pictures before she was finally satisfied and they went downstairs to watch the flag-raising ceremony.