Chapter 348 - 167: One Glance at Shumin Ruins a Lifetime

Chapter 348: Chapter 167: One Glance at Shumin Ruins a Lifetime

"AHH! (going crazy) Su Ran, this afternoon you teleported that ring into my underwear, and I wanted to kill you then! Now you’re trying to seduce me? I can’t take it anymore! I have to teach you a harsh lesson. I’m going to sit on you and smother you!"

"No, no, no! Don’t sit on my face! What did I do to deserve this?"

Su Ran was speechless. The girls had gone wild. They just loved sitting on him and hitting him. What was worse was that every single one of them always tried to sit on his head and suffocate him. How could he tolerate this?

A proud, respectable man couldn’t possibly let a woman ride on his head and suffer such humiliation! This was outrageous!

Su Ran had no idea if other guys were also bullied by girls like this.

He was too embarrassed to ask other guys. ’They probably don’t have it as bad as me, do they?’

*Sigh...*

His life was so hard.

Reba was getting crazier and crazier as she played. She was no different from the other four. Her goddess image had collapsed. The persona her fans knew was gone, and all that remained was a complete dork.

’Hmm, so the true nature of a girl is to be a dork.’

In any case, Su Ran couldn’t take it anymore. He decided that starting today, he was going to "restore order in the court"!

"You’re not getting off, are you? Then don’t blame me for what happens next."

"I’m not scared of you. Bully me if you’ve got the guts."

"Fine! Don’t blame me!"

Seeing that Reba was still straddling him, refusing to get off or listen to reason, Su Ran shoved her down onto the sofa.

"You actually dare to fight back?"

Reba hadn’t expected Su Ran to dare resist. She was about to counter-attack when she saw him stand up and pull out his belt.

This was the consequence of bullying an honest man. Su Ran, the honest man, had been pushed too far and was finally showing his teeth. Reba immediately straightened up.

"Su Ran, what are you doing? I was just playing around with you. Put that down."

’What the...’

She thought, ’This is getting out of hand! Don’t tell me I’m actually going to get a beating from Su Ran tonight?’

She was actually quite scared and started trying to persuade him. "Su Ran, didn’t you say I was your high school goddess? D-don’t do anything rash."

SMACK~

’This...’

It would have been better if she hadn’t mentioned being his high school goddess. Now that she had...

"Sister Reba, you wanted to ride on my head just now. Fine. It’s an eye for an eye. Now I’ll ride on your head."

"You dare!"

Reba didn’t cover her head; instead, she covered her mouth.

Su Ran let out a PFFT of laughter. "Sister Reba, why are you covering your mouth?"

Reba complained through her hands, "Su Ran, you have no conscience! I was so good to you before, I even canceled an event to help your band. And this is how you treat your benefactor? You’re even going to hit me with a belt! My heart has gone cold. If I’d known you were so violent, I might as well have just gone and killed myself by running into a block of tofu. I was wrong about you."

An actress is an actress, after all. Tears started streaming down her face.

"Uh... I was just teasing you. I never planned on actually hitting you."

Su Ran quickly tossed the belt onto the coffee table. But the moment he let go, he realized he’d fallen into a trap. He watched as Reba’s crying face twisted into a devious smile. "So, Su Ran! You dare scare me with a belt and try to hit me? I’ll beat you to death!" She snatched the belt before he could and raised it to strike him on the butt.

Seeing this, Su Ran panicked and shoved her away with one hand. That wasn’t the main point. The main point was that he used too much force. With a man’s strength, he sent the girl stumbling several meters back until she crashed into the wall.

’Ah, this...’

"I’m sorry, I’m sorry... I used too much strength."

Su Ran hurriedly crouched down on the floor to apologize.

Reba sat on the floor, her hair disheveled. She kicked at Su Ran twice with her long legs.

"You hit me?"

"No, no, no, I didn’t hit you! It was an accident! Let me help you up."

"Hiss~ It hurts~"

"What’s wrong?"

"My arm... I can’t move it. Don’t touch it. It hurts~"

"For real? You’re not acting again, are you?"

"I’m not acting. This is real pain."

Su Ran saw cold sweat breaking out on her forehead. She must have really dislocated it during their roughhousing.

"Sigh. I’m sorry, my fault. We need to be more careful when we’re playing around next time. I’ll take you to the hospital to get it checked out."

"Wow, you’re something else. You actually have violent tendencies. You bully girls. I’m going to tell Wanqing and make her break up with you."

"No, no, no! I’ve never laid a hand on Wanqing."

"...So you only lay a hand on me? Talk about infuriating."

"It’s all your fault. You were way too rough, shoving me that far all of a sudden."

She clutched her arm where Su Ran had grabbed it, which was now aching. "What are you looking at? I don’t know why you’re so heavy-handed. Just now..."

The spot he had grabbed earlier was now swollen.

’He really is just a little boy, doesn’t know his own strength.’

"What are you spacing out for? Help me up already. You’ve practically ruined my arm from all your playing."

"Okay, okay." Su Ran wasn’t sure how to help her up, so he just picked her up bridal-style and placed her on the sofa. "Wait a minute, I’ll call Aunt Luo."

Su Ran called Aunt Luo and asked her to arrange for a trustworthy traditional Chinese medicine doctor to reset Reba’s arm.

Aunt Luo was still awake. When she heard that Su Ran had dislocated Reba’s arm while playing, she was speechless. She gave him a few words of advice—"Don’t get so carried away. What if you’d broken her? Sigh..."—then arranged for Ah Wei to go to the Shangri-La Hotel to pick them up.

She chuckled, thinking that young people these days really don’t know how to hold back when they’re having fun.

At the Shangri-La Hotel, Su Ran carefully helped Reba into her coat, getting her fully bundled up. As he supported her on the way downstairs, Reba lectured him the entire time about not knowing how to be gentle with a lady. How could he be so rough when playing with a girl? What girl could possibly withstand his strength?

"Yes, yes, yes... I’ll be gentler next time."

"What next time? There won’t be a next time! You dislocated my arm just from playing around. You’re so cruel."

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. It was another one of the Tang Monk’s lectures, and it was giving Su Ran a headache.

"Sister Reba, can you please stop nagging? If you keep going, believe it or not, I’ll mess up your other arm too."

"What the..."

"Cut the crap. Someone’s here."

Reba immediately fell silent. With Su Ran’s arm around her waist, she leaned against him as he helped her out of the hotel and into Aunt Luo’s private car. As Aunt Luo’s bodyguard, Ah Wei was naturally very disciplined. He kept his eyes forward, and anything he overheard, he kept to himself, paying no mind to the affairs of the back seat. He simply drove the two of them to a hospital where a doctor was already waiting to reset the dislocation.