Clumsy Beast, Keep Your Paws Off
Chapter 883: The Health Lesson and the Husband Rules
Chapter 883: Chapter 883: The Health Lesson and the Husband Rules
Manis was so thoroughly ashamed that his entire face felt like it was on fire!
Before fleeing the room, he couldn’t help but glare at Lin Muyu with an accusing, teary-eyed gaze.
Why does she have to say all of these embarrassing things in front of everyone?! She really is a she-devil! He screamed in his heart. Without waiting another second, he spun on his heel and bolted right out of the house.
Outside, the three little cubs... Maomao, Ciao Ciao, and Xiao Er...immediately scrambled up and ran after him!
However, they weren’t chasing him to offer any gentle consolation. They simply wanted to go down to the river to catch some fish, and Uncle Manis was the perfect person to help them!
The cubs didn’t even consider that he needed comforting. Once outside, they immediately tracked his scent straight toward the river bank.
Manis could only grumble and sulk under his breath, but seeing the little cubs trotting behind him with wide, innocent eyes, his heart softened.
After all, it wasn’t their fault that Lin Muyu was a hooligan. Why should he take his anger out on the little ones? With a heavy sigh, he led them toward the cool river.
Meanwhile, inside the house, Lin Muyu looked at Lan Yue, who was sitting on the bed surrounded by her energetic cubs.
Seeing that the room was getting too crowded, Su Qinglan turned to the children and said gently, "Alright, little ones, all of you go outside and play for a while."
The cubs obediently scrambled off the bed and tumbled outside, leaving only Su Qinglan, Lin Muyu, and Lan Yue in the room.
Lin Muyu pulled up a wooden chair, sat down comfortably, and reached directly into the basket to grab one of the sweet fruits Manis had gathered. Taking a big, crunchy bite, she looked over at Lan Yue.
"You already have so many cubs, and you are still so young," Lin Muyu said bluntly.
"You are only nineteen years old, so you should really take proper care of your body. Having cubs back-to-back like this will definitely strain your physical health."
Lan Yue was completely stunned. She stared at Lin Muyu in confusion. "Sister Muyu... what do you mean?"
Lin Muyu chewed her fruit casually before speaking with absolute frankness. "It means exactly what it sounds like. I’m telling you to kick your beast husbands out of your bed. Stop sleeping and mating with them all the time."
"Huh!" Lan Yue’s face instantly flushed bright red! She quickly looked from Lin Muyu to Su Qinglan, her face burning with embarrassment. Seeing that Su Qinglan wasn’t refuting it, Lan Yue suddenly didn’t know what to say.
Lin Muyu reached into the basket, picked up another fresh fruit, and tossed it straight at Su Qinglan. Su Qinglan caught it smoothly, wiped it with a clean cloth, and took a bite.
"Lan Yue, you are also still young, so you should take care of your health too." Su Qinglan also said.
Since it was her own sister giving advice this time, Lan Yue immediately nodded along. However, deep down, she still felt that this was a completely alien concept.
After all, in the entire beast world, everyone was raised with the mindset that having as many cubs as possible was the highest virtue! A female with many cubs was considered to have the most blissful life.
Most importantly, all the major beast species had seen a sharp decline in cub birth rates over recent years. If she could contribute to the world and help expand the population, wouldn’t that be a wonderful thing?
Lin Muyu, being sharp as a tack, read the thoughts right off the young girl’s naive face.
Rolling her eyes, Lin Muyu snorted, "You alone cannot save the world’s population, little girl."
She took another bite of her fruit and added, "You have already done more than enough. If you want more cubs, you can always have them later when you are older."
"You are still very, very young! If you continue giving birth at this crazy speed, in just a few short years, your body will be completely ruined. By the time you reach old age, you won’t even have the strength to enjoy seeing your grandchildren grow up!"
Lan Yue was successfully terrified by her words! Her big eyes filled with shock as she turned frantically to Su Qinglan. "Sister Qinglan... is that true?!"
Su Qinglan nodded earnestly, backing up Lin Muyu’s words. "Of course it’s true. So, you should wait at least two years before thinking about having another cub. Well... one year at minimum, but resting for two full years is definitely the best for your body."
Outside in the yard, three tall beastmen who were sitting quietly on the ground went completely still.
They were none other than Lan Yue’s three beast husbands: her first husband Bo Jian, her second husband Tang Wu, and her third husband Tu Yelang!
All three of them were rendered utterly speechless, their jaws practically dropping to the ground.
Panic rising in their chests, they immediately turned their heads to look at Hu Yan, who was sitting nearby. After all, Hu Yan was the first beast husband of Su Qinglan and the most experienced among them!
Bo Jian leaned in, whispering nervously, "Brother Hu Yan... is this really true? If our female gives birth too often, will it really ruin her health?"
Hu Yan was completely flustered as the three younger beastmen stared at him with wide, desperate eyes. The truth was... he didn’t know either! This was his very first time hearing such a concept too!
However, thinking quickly, Hu Yan remembered that his female, Su Qinglan, was an extraordinary beast doctor. Whenever she spoke about health, she was always right!
Trying to maintain his image as a wise elder brother, Hu Yan cleared his throat and nodded with extreme seriousness. "Of course it’s true! Do you three want to ruin the health of your precious female?!"
The three young beastmen instantly shook their heads frantically like rattled drums!
"Of course not!" Tu Yelang blurted out. "We already have cubs! Why should we be so greedy?!"
"That’s right!" Tang Wu added nervously. "Our female’s health comes first above everything else!"
"No wonder Lan Yue has looked a bit tired and frail recently..." Bo Jian muttered, full of self-reproach. "We were too thoughtless!"
The three of them immediately reached a consensus on the spot: they would absolutely not bully their gentle female in bed anymore and would let her rest properly for the next two years!
Hu Yan nodded in satisfaction, proud of his authoritative advice. But a second later, as his own words fully digested in his mind, his face went completely blank.
Wait a minute...
Hu Yan froze as a horrifying realization struck him right between the eyes!
Su Qinglan had never mentioned this rule to him either! In fact, ever since she finished her one-month recovery after giving birth, they had been doing it almost every single night!
Every. Single. Day!
And because Su Qinglan had six beast husbands in total, even if they took turns, it meant she had to deal with at least one of them every single night! On some energetic nights, two of them would even share the night together!
In other words... Su Qinglan had practically NEVER gotten a single day of rest!
Hu Yan’s face turned as dark as the bottom of a burnt wok.
Shameless! All of them are utterly shameless bastards! He roared internally, completely forgetting that he was one of those six husbands! None of them know how to pity my female! They don’t even let her rest for a single night!
Right then and there, Hu Yan clenched his fists, making a grand, heroic decision in his heart.
As the first beast husband, he had to take responsibility! He was going to establish strict new house rules immediately!
From now on, each of the six beast husbands would only be allowed to sleep with Su Qinglan ONCE a month!
Hu Yan nodded fiercely to himself, practically radiating self-righteous pride.
Yes! I am truly the most caring and wonderful first-beast husband in the world! My female’s health comes first. I will make sure those five hot blooded fools strictly follow this rule!
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