Am I A God?

After waking up, Zhao Yao touched his rising stomach. With his superior insight and perception, he felt something extra in his stomach.

A small mound of skin and bones grew in his stomach, absorbing the nutrients in his body.

“I’m…” Zhao Yao gritted his teeth and thought, “Pregnant?”

He recalled the supercat that delivered his child in the dream.

“Superpower attack? Pregnant in sleep? Fine… fine… fine.” Zhao Yao was filled with murderous intent. “You are vicious, Americans. Star Cats… Since you started it first, I’ll retaliate. I don’t actually want to do this but you are forcing me.”

…

As Zhao Yao awoke, the rest of the supercats fell into different dreamscapes.

Ares sat on the ground, looking at Sphynx cat’s tombstone as he said, “Sphynx cat, how are you faring in the underworld? We’re doing pretty well here.”

Ares grabbed a bunch of catmint and scattered it on the tomb.

“Sphynx cat, have more catmint. I heard the catmint in the underworld wasn’t grown in the sun so the taste isn’t as good as Dust Ball’s.”

After scattering the catmint, Ares lit up his lighter and burned joss paper as he said, “Don’t worry about money when you reach the underworld. We’ll burn a lot of money for you. Don’t you train everyday like before. Help us figure out the underworld so that you can take care of us when we join you…”

Ares sighed and his back felt warm. He smiled and said, “Stop fooling around Diana, I’m burning money for Sphynx cat.”

Feeling the cat behind licking his head, Ares smiled and said, “Sphynx cat, don’t you worry. We are happy. Diana is pregnant. When she gives birth, I’ll bring our child to see you.”

“Really?” A voice was heard coming from his back and he shuddered.

“Sphynx… Sphynx cat?” Ares turned his head and saw the transparent Sphynx cat hugging him and licking his head.

“Ares! Let’s get married in the underworld!”

“Ah!!!”

As Ares screamed, a Munchkin cat flew in, his mouth holding a basket that contained a miniature Ares.

“Congratulations, may you have a child soon.”

…

Elizabeth laid impatiently in the cat dwelling as a group of cats bickered in front of her.

Matcha said, “Elizabeth is mine! Get lost all of you!”

Roly Poly said, “Lizzie and I were already engaged. On what grounds do you have to separate us?”

Ares said, “We are a perfect match. You ugly cats have no reason to object!”

“Get lost silly tomcats,” Dust Ball roared. “Elizabeth likes female cats!”

Seeing the cats fighting over her, Elizabeth sighed helplessly and said, “Don’t quarrel over me. I’ll feel guilty.” A knock at the door was heard. “Is Elizabeth in? This is your parcel delivery.”

Elizabeth opened the door and Fish Ball was the delivery cat.

Elizabeth looked curiously at her parcel and said, “Since when did I order a parcel delivery?”

“The sender is… for world peace?”

Elizabeth signed for the delivery and opened the package. She was astonished to find a miniature Elizabeth in the package.

…

In the material world, Ares woke up in cold sweat and heaved in relief when he recognized his surroundings.

Fish Ball pointed at him and laughed. “Ares, you ate too much! Why is your stomach so big?”

Ares scoffed at Fish Ball and said, “The pot’s calling the kettle black. Your stomach is larger than a swine’s.”

“What?” Fish Ball could not believe his eyes when he saw his stomach. “How did it happen? My perfect stomach muscles are gone. Why did I become fat?”

Elizabeth licked her big stomach grimly and thought, “I’m fortunate that my long fur’s covering my big stomach. When I return to China, I have to diet.”

Dust Ball said angrily, “You’re all idiots. Look at your stomachs! This isn’t putting on weight. It’s a superpower attack!”

“I had a dream.” Lucifer blushed as he said, “I can’t remember the beginning but an orange cat gave me a kitten.”

Fish Ball said, “I had a dream too! Lily (Cat King of the South) recovered her intelligence and told me she’s pregnant, then she delivered a kitten.”

Zhao Yao’s ear quivered and knew about the condition of his supercats. He said gravely, “This isn’t the normal putting on of weight. You’re all pregnant.”

“Oh gosh!” Fish Ball rolled his eyes and fainted.

Ares sat down dejectedly while Lucifer gaped with flushed cheeks and sighed as he said, “I’m pregnant? I heard giving birth is the most painful thing in the world. Oh God! It’s going to be painful!”

Mango looked at his big stomach, squatted down abruptly, straightened his tail and pooed.

All the cats panicked and Zhao Yao grabbed Mango as he shouted, “Mango, stop it! It’s not constipation!” Holding Mango down, Zhao Yao patted him to calm him down.

Rice Cake started wailing. “Wah! I don’t want to be pregnant! I don’t want to have a kitten! Meow-ow!!!!”

Cheese licked Rice Cake to console her and his eyes flickered as he thought, “Rice Cake’s child? The child’s going to call me uncle even though there’s no dad… Rice Cake doesn’t need to get married… I’m starting to like this.”

“… Everyone became pregnant after having a dream.” Elizabeth gritted her teeth as she glared at Arthas. “D*mn, I’m still a virgin! I’m pregnant without getting married? Am I going to deliver the child?”

All the cats followed Elizabeth’s gaze and looked at Arthas.

Arthas was lying on the ground snoring as he was under the effect of the sealed illusion.

…

In the manor, Arthas lay on the bed and ate the cat meal sent by the maid. He looked very relaxed.

“Hmm, this feeling.” Lying on the bed with his paws facing the sky and tossing his belly, Arthas thought, “Am I dreaming?”

Arthas, who used his willpower to control dreamscapes, was able to determine whether he was dreaming or not.