Am I A God?

United States, in a restaurant by a desert highway.

The opening of door was heard and Zhao Yao walked in as a few truckers, who were having their meals, glanced at him before returning to their conversations.

Zhao Yao picked a convenient spot and sat down. He stretched extensively and his bones cracked.

Zhao Yao ordered a full spread for his table, inviting curious stares from the waitresses.

Zhao Yao was indifferent as he activated his power of illusion so that he could let out his supercats. “Eat quickly, then we sleep. It’s tiring to work late nights.”

They had been battling the Star Cats and the American Army days and nights so Zhao Yao was fatigued.

Ares, Elizabeth, Dust Ball climbed onto the dining table and started feasting.

“Zhao Yao! How long are we searching?” Dust Ball complained. “Those four supercats are like earth rodents. They are well hidden and we can’t find them!”

Elizabeth stuck out her tongue and shoved her mouth into the water bowl. She was feeling hot and thirsty as she said, “Ragdoll cats are domestic cats. They are not suited to be in the wild for too long.”

Zhao Yao put a large piece of beef steak into his mouth and chewed as he spoke, “Enough complaining. If we don’t capture the remaining four Star Cats and retrieve their Meteorite Fragments, we’re not going back.”

Arthas shuddered and his mind ran wild with scenes of Zhao Yao’s lawless deeds.

…

Zhao Yao said, “Arthas, clean the floor.”

Elizabeth said, “What are you doing Arthas? Didn’t I tell you to wash the clothes?”

Ares said, “Why is dinner not done? Your sickness is none of my business.”

Fish Ball said, “Zhao Yao! Let’s go, we’re going to a ball. Arthas, Stop looking at me. Stay at home to do housework. You’re not invited to the ball.”

The pitiful kitten sat on the ground and washed clothes in a wash basin, his face full of sorrow.

…

Arthas was disheartened. “They are horrible people. If I stay captured like this, I’ll become a slave of Zhao Yao for a long time!”

Volcano said hopelessly, “Doomed! We’re doomed! We’ll become slaves and the United States will be finished as all the cats would be ruled by Zhao Yao.”

Another captured pioneer Star Cat, Poseidon, said, “Don’t be discouraged. Star Cats and the government are trying their best to rescue us. They have Divination superpower so Zhao Yao is unable to escape.”

Fish Ball gaped and patted Ares’ shoulders and said, “Ares! Take a look!”

“What’s there to see?” Ares held a sausage in his mouth and looked in the direction pointed by Fish Ball. A middle-aged man, who was sleeping in the truck, had his stomach expanding like a balloon. Very soon, he looked like a few months pregnant woman.

“S*it!” Ares inhaled deeply and said, “What’s going on?”

“Superpower attack! Must be superpower attack!” Fish Ball shouted and attracted Zhao Yao’s attention.

The Deflective Field shook and gathered all the supercats. Zhao Yao walked briskly towards the door.

His nose sniffed the air for scents and his ears listened to sounds within thousands of meters. His super sensitive senses scanned the surroundings incessantly but did not find anything strange.

“Fish Ball, what happened? What’s the superpower attack that you were yelling about?”

Fish Ball shouted, “Look at that man! His stomach expanded rapidly and it’s bigger than a balloon!”

Zhao Yao frowned and thought Fish Ball was spouting nonsense when his expression froze.

He could hear with clarity the sounds in his stomach.

“Heartbeats?” Zhao Yao looked astonished at the man. “Male pregnancy? Voluntary insemination? Are Americans so liberal??”

Zhao Yao did not detect any superpower attack and the Star Cats had not caught up with them. He had almost finished his meal so he left the restaurant with the supercats and leaped over a distance of a few thousand meters.

Zhao Yao found a hidden valley to rest.

“Battling powerful forces like the Star Cats, I have to rest properly.” Zhao Yao thought. “If I don’t replenish my energy and I’m pitting against so many of them, I’ll be disadvantaged.”

Zhao Yao arrived at the bottom of the valley. He gave a few punches and made a small cave.

He picked up a rock and sealed it with his power of illusion. He placed Arthas and the captured cats within range of the sealed rock, depriving them of their five senses.

“Okay, everyone’s tired, have a good night’s sleep. There’s more work to be done after resting.”

Zhao Yao grabbed Elizabeth and put her into his arms before snoring loudly.

Ares yawned, walked to Zhao Yao’s head and slept peacefully.

Dust Ball stretched her limbs and laid on Zhao Yao’s chest, snoring noisily.

Elizabeth was grabbed by Zhao Yao’s hand and she held off his palm in disgust. She didn’t last for minutes as her eyelids closed and she flattened like a carpet, slipping into a deep sleep.

The supercats surrounded Zhao Yao and they fell into deep slumber.

…

“Hahahaha, I am ordinary in other areas except for my extraordinary looks.” Zhao Yao sat on the sofa, accompanied by beautiful women by his sides, as they drank and chatted happily.

Matcha wore his spectacles and walked to the front of the sofa. Looking at Zhao Yao, he said, “Boss, the supercat college was listed on the American stock market. Do you want to strike the bell?”

“I’m not going.” Zhao Yao hugged the women as he said, “Matcha, you had been managing my business and have matured considerably. I’m handing over the company to you.

“Don’t worry boss.” Matcha said with confidence and maturity as he adjusted his spectacles and said, “We have set up 12 branches of our college and more than 3 000 tuition centers around the world. Our teaching methodology and teaching staff are the best and our profits will increase daily.”

“I am depending on you, Matcha.”

The main door opened, Roly Poly and Milk Tea walked in.

“Master Yao.” Milk Tea said, “I have graduated from Harvard Business faculty. It’s time I contribute to the company. I will work for you forever.”

Roly Poly smiled merrily and said, “Boss, good news! The land that I bought is confirmed for building the mass transit. We’re earning at least tens of billions this time.”

Zhao Yao laughed happily and said, “Everyone’s becoming dependable and mature.”

Suddenly, a Munchkin cat with wings flew in, his mouth holding a basket.

Zhao Yao frowned and said puzzled, “Is this cat mine?”

The cat flew to Zhao Yao’s front and placed the basket down. He smiled and said, “Congratulations, congratulations!”

“What’s there to congratulate?” Zhao Yao went to the basket and saw a baby sleeping soundly.

In the real world, Zhao Yao opened his eyes as he became grim, gritting his teeth and growled, “D*mn…”