Chapter 396: Day 1.2 – Alexa will file a complaint.

“Alexa’s tummy is so full…” Alexa said as she let the spork fell to the side (Still atop the table of course), “She is so full that she could only eat half of the elephant instead of the full elephant!”

Which Elephant? Of course, the one in the China shop from the beginning. That one had been rude to Alexa. And Alexa still had it on her to nom list.

“Then let’s go and brush the teeth.” [Fan Girl] stood up and with the snap of her fingers, all the dirty dishes were teleported away.

Alexa couldn’t help but wonder why they didn’t teleport them to the bathroom like that.

[Notice, it is impossible to teleport host at the moment.]

Huh?

“Come on Alexa, we have sometime, but I would rather we get to your school earlier rather than later.” [Fan Girl] pulled Alexa into her arms and so they moved to the bathroom.

“But Alexa is fuuuulllll….” Alexa groaned in complaint, “Alexa wants to sleep! Alexa is eepy!”

“I am sure they will get you enough nap time in your fancy rich kids school.” [Fan Girl] carried Alexa and let her standing up in her stool, her toothbrush already loaded and ready for Alexa.

“Hmm….” Alexa couldn’t help but hmm thoughtfully, “Fine!”

And with that, she decided to brush her teeth, and by that Alexa meant to shove the toothbrush into her mouth and brush her tongue, she liked the feeling of the menthol and it was funny how her toothbrush felt on the tongue.

As for her actual teeth? Well.

[Starting cleaning of teeth, fangs, canines and molars.]

She had [Main Core] for that! Alexa had many custom made teeth in her mouth after all, no way normal food would hurt or even made her teeth look ugly, see? Alexa didn’t really need to brush or bathe! The Nanites could do all of that!

But since Alexa liked how it felt, she did both! Because Alexa was a grown up girl like that!

“When you are ready for the mouthwash you tell me okay.” [Fan Girl] spoke from the side as she was finishing brushing her teeth and was now rinsing her mouth with the weird blue liquid.

Mouthwash, such a weird word, Alexa was convinced it was in reality wash mouth instead of mouth wash, but since no one ever said anything about it. She would not point out how everyone in [The World] was mistaken about it. She was an understanding Alexa after all.

“Alexa is ready!” Alexa said after spitting the right amount of bubbly toothpaste into the bathroom sink, “Give it to Alexa straight! She is ready!”

Alexa was of course more than ready, she was Alexa! There was not a single version of Alexa that would not be ready for the mouth wash! Or for the Wash Mouth! Or however it was called!

“… Its just mouthwash.” [Fan Girl] said with a sigh as she poured some on Alexa’s bathroom cup for toothbrushing shenanigans, “Don’t drink it, just gargle with it for a few seconds and spit it out.”

“Roger!” Alexa did the patented AlexaSalute.gif and took her bathroom cup, it was filled to the brim with the wash mouth/mouth wash thingie, ready to fight against Alexa with all their mouthwash might! “For Victory!”

And with great gusto Alexa poured the full thing into her mouth! The impact was as predicted as it was vicious, as the fresh flavor of mint and the fluoride came into effect. Alexa could feel the chemicals trying to coat her teeth, just as how she could see how the chemical would interface with her and if it was beneficial or not.

In the long run it wasn’t that beneficial since most of those effects Alexa could emulate with just a pass of her Nanites, but for now she decided to leave them be. But more importantly…

*Spit*

Alexa spat!

She spat like a seasoned sailor!

She spat just as if her life depended on it! Because it may very well be! For Alexa had discovered the hidden trap within the wash mouth thing! (mouthwash)

It had alcohol! Alexa had been deceived! They wanted Alexa to have a taste of Alexandra’s favorite drink! For what reason? Probably [Fan Girl] wanted someone to go with her! But even if that was the case, Alexa while she was a big girl, she was not that big!

She couldn’t drink those thingies! It was against the law!

The blue woman with the long snooper rifle would come after her! Alan’s family would come after her! She was a minion! She couldn’t fight against someone like that woman!

So Alexa would not fail to those tricks!

“Alexa does not like the taste!” So Alexa declared! Take that [Fan Girl]!

“You aren’t supposed to like it,” [Fan Girl] instead answered nonchalantly, “You just need to use it after brushing your teeth, that’s why I told you to not swallow.”

“Huh?” Alexa was confused! [Fan Girl] was supposed to say that the flavor grew on you or something! That was what she had told to Alexandra right? And how she got her into liking that foul tasting drink after all.

Alexa was extra confused.

“Okay, so uniform… uniform…” [Fan Girl] looked around, “Ale said she left it… here?”

And then pushed against the wall besides the door, sure enough something like a panel opened and Alexa’s uniform came forward. It was all ready and set for Alexa to dress herself.

“Neat.” [Fan Girl] nodded, “I guess I do need to check if my bathroom has these too, I guess its to prevent the clothes from catching some humidity when you are showering?”

“Alexa doesn’t shower,” Alexa shook her head in denial, showering felt weird. “Alexa does long extremely prepared naval battles between the forces of evil and the Admiralissimo forces with Commodore Soap and Lieutenant Sham-Poo at the helm!”

That distinction was important, they would return to that later!

“Right, well, time to change.” [Fan Girl] ignored Alexa’s complaints and put a finger on Alexa’s shoulder, “Wanna see a magic trick?”

“Magic?” Alexa titled her head to the side, “We don’t have magic, we have [Cores] and [Mana]. Magic is the other-“

“Poof.” [Fan Girl] smiled as she said that, not waiting for Alexa to finish answering about the bit of magic.

[Detected surge of Space Mana.]

[No evidence of any of it affecting host.]

[No actions taken.]

Alexa felt cold, and light, as in she didn’t feel any weight upon herself, as in…

“… Where are Alexa’s clothes?” Alexa was no longer wearing her pajama, that is to say, her eepy time dress.

“Magic.” [Fan Girl] merely smiled at Alexa and turned to grab Alexa’s uniform from the wall, “Raise your hands.”

So Alexa raised her hands and [Fan Girl] started dressing Alexa, raise the hands and Alexa was now wearing her blouse, raise the legs and now Alexa was wearing her socks… Raise her… No wait, [Fan Girl] cheated, she put the skirt from the top!

That was cheating!

Alexa was planning on jumping! But her school skirt apparently had an elastic waist so [Fan Girl] used that to cheat! Did she expect Alexa wanting to jump? Such a fearsome enemy… [Fan Girl].

*Shudders*

“Are you cold?” [Fan Girl] seemed worried, “Then let’s put on your jacket, I didn’t think it was that cold… But then again I thermoregulate the space around myself automatically…”

She did? How… Was she teleporting the right temperature around herself? One could do that? Well, Alexa couldn’t, but she could also thermoregulate her temperature manually, not that she had ever done that.

That was cheating!

Even so, Alexa didn’t complain because she liked using her jacket.

“Tatatara♪” Alexa did a spinny spin as [Fan Girl] finished putting on Alexa’s shoes on and she was done! “Alexa school version form complete!”

So Alexa did the V sign with her hand to declare her victory! She had dressed up without taking a shower! Or bathing! Alexa had won!

“Muahahahaha!” Alexa laughed at her victory!

“Then let’s go.” [Fan Girl] nodded and snapped her fingers, her own clothes disappeared and new ones appeared not even half a second later.

“You could tell me to turn around you know.” [Meat Shield] said facepalming as his expression turned from his usual serious one to an embarrassed one.

No wait!

“The face!” Alexa pointed at [Meat Shield], “It changed on its own!”

“Yeah, Ale installed the thing Dr Kellet left.” [Fan Girl] shrugged, “Also I wasn’t nude at any point, I only swapped the outer fit my pans for the skirt and my hoodie for the blouse and blazer.”

“You…” [Meat Shield] groaned as he turned to look at Alexa, “Don’t follow her example, a girl still should mind her environment, no matter if you are wearing shorts and a shirt under your clothes or not.”

“Oh I am not.” [Fan Girl] winked at [Meat Shield], “But if you are that worried, it was less than a fraction of a second, the teleport goes up to bottom, so the second my waist was uncovered the skirt had landed. As for the top… Well, I teleported the blouse first, then teleported away the camisole I had under the hoodie and teleported in my bra. But during all of that I already had the blouse atop my torso. At no moment was I naked.”

“And even if she was, only someone like Alexa, Ale, [Elder], [Vulcanus] or [V-8] could see her!” Alexa helpfully added from the side!

“… Wait what?” [Fan Girl] turned to look at Alexa as her face started to shift to red, “I get it from Vulcanus and V-8. But the rest? How?”

“Well, Ale can turn her memories into data, so can Alexa.” Alexa started with the easiest ones, “[Elder] is a tinkerer so his glasses probably record everything he sees all the time so he can take notes… And even if not, he was a speedster type before right?”

“Yes.” [Meat Shield] nodded at Alexa’s statement.

“So he probably sees at the same speed as [V-8].” Ale and Ale could see at that speed too even with not being speedster, so she didn’t doubt for a second that [Elder] could do it too. “Hmm…. Did Alexa call him like that?”

Alexa was confused at the moment, she wasn’t sure if that was the [Label] that she had been using for them, she did know that Ale couldn’t stop calling them like that, did it stuck from that?

Maybe? Alexa was not sure, she had too many things in her head! And she wasn’t meant to think this much!

“…I’ll murder Billy when we see him again.” [Fan Girl] pledged seriously, “I can’t do anything about Vulcanus, and well… V-8 has never seen me change…I hope.”

“If he had, you would have more serious issues.” [Meat Shield] pointed out, “And I don’t think Billy would keep those recordings, you aren’t the only one with a teleporting type power. And you shouldn’t have been using that aspect of your power till now anyway.”

“I mean… a girl gets tired of changing into those stupid suits…” [Fan Girl] groaned, “I only did it inside bathrooms anyway, he shouldn’t be recording those…”

Alexa nodded in understanding, she also didn’t like changing, and if she could cheat she would… which was why she cheated using her nanites to change and decompose and remake her clothing as needed.

It was the whole reason she had the shroomers after all, living clothes that self-cleaned and repaired themselves? Yes please.

“Then let’s go.” [Meat shield] stood up, his form changing into his uniform. And he stopped for a second when he noticed that [Fan Girl] was looking at him with an arched eyebrow, “This is a hologram, it has no image of me without clothes.”

“… I call bullshit.” [Fan Girl] shook her head, “I call bullshit on using holograms instead of clothes, so much injustice, why can’t we use those too?”

“Nothing to do about it.” [Meat Shield] shrugged the injustice, “You get to enjoy the breeze on your skin, I can just not change clothes for weeks since my clothes don’t get dirty.”

“That’s low man.” [Fan Girl] sighed, “Now I’ll put on lotion to take better care of my skin.”

“Heh,” [Meat Shield] grinned at [Fan Girl] and nodded, “Don’t forget the UV blocker, we are in the middle of the ocean and the high rise buildings will reflect the light back onto us.”

“Oh, that one is okay!” Alexa chimed in helpfully, “The city has a shield that blocks the bad sunlight!”

“… It has a what?” [Fan Girl] asked confused, “That… That was not on the debrief… Or in anything that Eversoul and Kellet said.”

“Nor was it on the information that Ale gave us.” [Meat Shield] pointed from the side, “Did Albireo tell you that one?”

“Nyoo….” Alexa was confused again, how did she know that? “But Alexa is sure about that, nothing bad can get into the city, its that kind of city.”

But Alexa was sure of that, she was so sure that if she asked [Core] or [Main Core] they would probably said that Alexa was right.

“Even so, put on your lotion anyway.” [Fan Girl] passed Alexa a bottle with a mango drawn on the label, “Ale prepared it for you. So if Ale thought you needed it even knowing about the shield, you probably do.”

“Okay!” Alexa nodded, but she was half sure that Ale also didn’t know about the shield, why did Alexa think so? Because Alexa hadn’t know about the shield before!

She only found out when she thought about the bad sun light hitting her, it was at that moment that the knowledge about the shield came into Alexa’s brain. Wonder if Ale was getting this kind of data injections?

Alexa understood now why she needed to be here!

If she was getting spoilers like this just by being here, then she probably would find the key to her Happiness here!

Now she needed to find Alan and Glory and ask them if they found information like this, Alexa was getting it like that, so maybe they would too? They were about the same age as Alexa after all, they had a [Core] like Alexa and had powers outside the normal rules of [Terra Nova] like Alexa, so maybe they would?

If not them, she would need to ask the other girl, she would need to go look for Beato. But would she even get here? She would need to ask her moms for permission, and Alexa didn’t think those would want to send her here alone.

Alexa didn’t get the impression that her moms would like that, those looked like the possessive kind after all. No wait, did Alexa even know them?

More half assed info dumps into Alexa brain juices that no one was explaining! Alexa would file a complaint, she would go and file a complaint! That’s what Alexa was going to do!