Chapter 214: Walk of Shame

Gu Bao sat frozen on the ruined silk bed, his mind unable to process the horrific reality with horns staring right back at him and poking him deep.

His bloodshot, drug induced eyes blinked, hoping for it all to turn out to be a dream, but the thick, sweet pink smoke had entirely dissipated, and the Mind-Shattering Illusion Array was entirely gone. Nothing can be changed now.

There was no peerless Jade Beauty from the Central Continent in his bed.

"The Second Young Master of the Gu Clan has finally found true love!"

And the hysterical laughter that followed shook the heavy wooden walls of the Lustful Spring Pavilion.

"Baaaaah!" Maybe sensing that his passionate lover from last night was lost in her beauty, the fat goat bleated loudly, ignoring the crowd as it turned its head, dragged its wet tongue across Gu Bao’s pale, trembling lips once again.

"AHHHHHHH!" Gu Bao shrieked at the absolute top of his lungs, his voice cracking with terror as he scrambled backward across the mattress, his reality shattered into a million pathetic pieces.

His exhausted legs instantly gave out, tangled in the shredded sheets, causing him to lose his balance entirely as he plummeted off the edge of the high bed and his naked body crashed onto the wooden floorboards with a loud thud.

The moment his butt hit the floor, his stomach convulsed, but he did not care.

Even from the floor, he was staring at the goat which was still tied to the bedpost, having fun chewing on the expensive silk sheets while its thick fur was entanled and stuck together thanks to him.

He then slowly looked down at his own naked body, covered in dirt and animal hair

The pungent, suffocating stench of wet fur, fresh manure, and his own dried, sticky semen hit Gu Bao’s nose like a sledgehammer. This was undeniable. He did have an all-night marathon with this beast.

"Bleeeeeh (My Love! It has been so long. Fill me up again)!" The goart broke his chain of thoughts with her desperate ’Bleeeh’.

"Heavens... no... no! BLAAAAGH!" Gu Bao shrieked wildly and suddenly felt his turn upside down. He aggressively rolled onto his hands and knees, clutching his stomach as he violently vomited a massive stream of yellow bile and half-digested wine directly all over the expensive velvet carpets.

He wretched again and again, his throat burning as he clawed at his own skin, desperately trying to scrub the thick, heavy scent of that goat off his naked body.

But no amount of frantic scratching could erase the traumatizing dawn of what he had done, and nothing could silence the roaring laughter of the massive crowd of cultivators cramming inside his room.

"Look at him!" a rogue cultivator howled, clutching his stomach as he leaned against the doorframe, "He paid thousands of Medium-Grade Spirit Stones just to wreck the tight butthole of a farm animal?!"

"What do you know?" Another chimed in, "Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder!"

"I heard he was screaming that he was the true heir of the Gu Clan while he was humping it!" another laughed so hard he started choking, "Guess the Gu Clan’s next matriarch is going to be a goat. Truly awespiring!"

"I heard him begging the poor animal to call him her master?!" Another cultivator slapped his thighs as he started laughing, "Hahahah! The Gu Clan’s true heir is unmatched in his refined taste!"

"He is the supreme dragon of the Gu Clan!"

The humiliation hit Gu Bao straight in the face and made him circulate his Spiritual Qi, wanting to slaughter his way through and not leave any witness behind.

But to his surprise, he could not. His dantian was completely empty.

"Shut up! Shut your fucking mouths!" Gu Bao screamed, frantically grabbing a torn piece of his expensive gold-embroidered robes to desperately cover his trerrified manhood, "I will kill you! I will kill all of you! It was a Jade Beauty! I was promised a Jade Beauty!"

But the crowd did not stop laughing, pointing and jeering at the pathetic broken young master.

Right as he screamed, the crowd parted, and Madam Zhao confidently stepped into the doorway, wearing her alluring black silk robes with an expression of highly exaggerated, completely fake shock plastered across her beautiful face.

"Second Young Master, what in the heavens have you done?!" Madam Zhao gasped loudly, covering her mouth with her hands as she made absolutely sure the entire crowd could hear her perfectly.

"We prepared the peerless Central Continent Jade Beauty exactly as you requested and brought her right to your door last night, but you violently kicked her down the stairs!" Madam Zhao lied effortlessly, weaving the trap perfectly to completely destroy whatever tiny shred of reputation he had left.

"You aggressively screamed that human women were entirely beneath you, and then you wildly dragged this poor, dirty goat all the way up from the kitchen’s holding pens!"

"No! No! You are lying, you filthy bitch!" Gu Bao shrieked hysterically, vomiting another mouthful of bile as his mind completely snapped, "You tricked me! You set up an illusion array!"

"An illusion array?" Madam Zhao sighed dramatically, shaking her head with deep, theatrical pity as she looked at the surrounding mercenaries, "The Young Master clearly took far too many illegal aphrodisiacs to boost his performance. This may have blurred your memories."

"You..." Gu Bao felt like ripping his chest open when the crowd erupted into another round of mocking laughter, buying Madam Zhao’s story.

It was pretty common for arrogant young masters to overdosed on cheap drugs to feel like gods in bed.

"Make way! Make way right now!"

Suddenly, a group of four heavily armed Gu Clan guards pushed their way through the laughing crowd.

They had followed Gu Bao to the brothel after Madam Li ordered them to stop her son from doing anything stupid.

They thought what stupid thing can one do in a brothel? But apparantly one can fuck a goat all night long.

So when the moment the Gu Clan guards stepped into the room and saw their Second Young Master sitting almost naked, barely covered by his robes in a pool of his own vomit right next to a semen-covered goat, their faces turned deathly pale with mortification.

"Young Master..." the lead guard stammered, entirely unable to look Gu Bao in the eye as he quickly grabbed a cheap, dirty wool blanket directly completely off a nearby servant’s cart to wrap it around Gu Bao’s heavily shivering shoulder.

"Get me out of here!" Gu Bao wept, pulling the itchy, dirty blanket tightly around his shoulders as he tried to hide his face, "Kill them! Kill everyone who saw this! And kill that bitch!"

"We... We can’t do it. We are outnumbered, Young Master, we just need to leave right now," the guard gritted his teeth in shame, grabbing Gu Bao by the arm and forcefully hauling him up from the floor.

They didn’t even bother trying to find his clothes, as they just wanted to drag him out of the brothel as fast as humanly possible before the entire town completely collapsed the building to get a look at the spectacle.

But the damage was already done, because the worst of the nightmare was just beginning.

Madam Zhao had made perfectly sure that the news of the highly exclusive auction and the had completely actively spread directly straight out of the brothel and perfectly completely into the busy morning streets.

The guards aggressively pushed their way through the crowd, dragged Gu Bao down the grand staircase and pushed open the front doors of the Lustful Spring Pavilion, the bright morning sun completely blinded them.

And the second their vision cleared and their heart almost stopped in their chest.

The wide street of the pleasure district that was usually empty in the morning, was how to say it... not so empty at this moment.

Word had travelled through Poison Valley Town faster than a raging wildfire, and was filled with rogue cultivators, merchants, and mortals.

Their eyes instantly turned in the direction of Gu bao and the eager faces turned bright with smiles.

"Make way! Make way for the Goat-Fucking Young Master!" A loud merchant from his fruit stall, making sure he was well hidden behind the crowd.

Just then, an elder from the Bai Clan who was standing right in front of the crowd chcukled as he raised his hand and threw a rotten spirit apple straight at Gu Bao’s face.

The rotten fruit smacked right against Gu Bao’s forehead with a highly loud thud.

"Look everyone," THe Bai clan elder called out loud, pointing his finger dstraight at Gu Bao, "This is what the Gu Clan bred."

"The future generation of the Gu Clan!"

"The son of Gu Yangtian!"

"The self proclaimed true hier of the Gu Clan!"

He then sneered and turned towards an old lady, standing at the edge of the road.

"Hide your animals, old lady!"

"Especially the goats!"

A roar of laughter exploded through the street.

Someone from the back cupped his hands around his mouth and shouted,

"Lock your stables! The Gu Clan is on the prowl!"

Another voice immediately corrected him.

"Behhh!As if he will come looking in your stable..."

"Show some respect! That’s Young Master Gu!"

"He only pursues beauties of exceptional... breeding!"

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