Novel Full Chapter 80 - Yes Lolita No Touch
「Well, Miyamoto, is it?」
Cornelia smiled beautifully but terrifyingly. It could be described as ghastly.
「Are you ready to be burned by the flames of purgatory?」
And at that time—Atom-kun dogeza on the spot.
「I I I I I I’m very sorrryyyy!」
He’s so loud that every one of us turned our gaze to Atom-kun.
「My dead father…taught me not to waste food! I’ve very sorry!」
And then, Ouroboros cruelly looked at him.
「—there’s nothing stranger than a villain begging for his life.」
「Wait, Ouroboros.」
「….Cornelia-sama?」
「Atom…raise your head.」
Atom, who’s rubbing his forehead on the ground while doing a dogeza, raises his head.
Atom-kun was crying.
It looks like he’s truly reflecting.
「I-I-I….did something bad to the farmer….I shouldn’t have wasted the food….I’m really sorrryyyyyy!」
Areh?
Why does it feel like he’s honestly reflecting?
「I’ll eat it! I’ll make sure that the curry won’t be wasted!」
Atom-kun scooped up the curry that was on the ground and began to put it in his mouth.
He’s shedding tears already and…it looks like he really felt he has done something horrible.
「By the way, this curry….it has coffee in it, right?」
「Hou? Do a bastard like you know how to make curry…?」
「I came from a fatherless family….making curry for my little sisters is my job….my little sisters are happy when they eat curry….that’s why I like cooking curry myself. Our family also puts coffee in our curry. In addition….we also put red pepper.」
「Hou….red pepper, is it? Would you mind if you let me…taste it?」
「Ah! Of course desu! I’ve ruined it so it’s normal for me to compensate for it…! No, please let me cook for you!」
「However, spicy….I’m not a fan of those kinds of food.」
「Yogurt will make it milder.」
「Yogurt….? Yogurt….?….you sound like a real deal.」
The conversation went in a strange direction….
Cornelia’s cheeks are too loose.
Then, Miyamoto shouted while half crying.
「Senpai! You….are you trying to use that story to have the demon king forgive you? How can you say you came from a fatherless family and even cook for your little sisters!」
There, Mayu barged in.
「It’s true that Atom-senpai cooks curry. His family was my apartment neighbor….sometimes, he brings me a bowl of curry….while wearing a pink apron…」
That fact is shocking in a way or another.
Given the scary muscle delinquent look of Atom, I can’t imagine him bringing his neighbor a bowl of curry while wearing a pink apron.
「Eh!? That can’t be true! How can you make up something disgusting, senpai!?」
「What are you saying, Miyamoto?」
「Didn’t you give all the women you impregnated with your dark fist of abortion and leave them behind? Just because you were beaten, you suddenly became a good house guy?」
「No, you’re talking about a rumor. I mean…I’m a virgin. My face is scary so I’m easily misunderstood and people like you come around me but…my hobby is playing galge.」
「Eh!? Seriously!?」
「Seriously.」
「But you were in a juvenile detention center….」
「My house was robbed. My little sister almost got stabbed with a kitchen knife so I got pissed….And given how big I am, I kind of overdid my self-defense….」
Oi oi, seriously, this conversation is going in the wrong direction.
「No, but, you joined the criminal guild in this world…..」
「I am a fugitive hero so I have no choice but to join the criminal guild in order to make a living. However, I’ve never done any criminal activity. I only act as escorts and bouncers.」
「No, since you escaped from your duty as a hero, you are basically a scum…」
「They summoned me here at their own convenience, forcing me to put my life on the line to fight…don’t you think something is wrong with that? I don’t think that running away from that situation can make anyone a scum.」
「But you said….Yes, Lolita no touch.」
「That basically means that little girls are to be loved but can’t touch. What else do you want to ask?」
Yeah.
Atom-kun is definitely not a scum.
Even Maria, who’s happily beating him out earlier, can no longer look at him directly.
Then, Cornelia held out her right hand to Atom-kun.
「It seems like there were various misunderstandings between us. Let’s have a handshake of reconciliation.」
However, Atom-kun did not try to hold Cornelia’s hand.
「What’s wrong?」
「Yes, Lolita….. no touch.」
Cornelia laughed.
「Don’t worry. I’m a— legal loli.」
Hearing those words, Atom-kun made a slightly surprised expression. Then, the two of them shake hands with smiles on their faces.
「Atom, your curry….I’m looking forward to it.」
Then, Cornelia glared at Miyamoto.
「So, Miyamoto….are you ready to be burned by the flames of purgatory?」
Hearing those words, Miyamoto shouted his loudest scream today.
「Why am I the only one who’ll get punished!?」