Chapter 168 - How To Apologize To A Girl
"Hmm! "What am I doing here? here" Mike appeared unexpectedly in a dark room and murmured. He turned around, but due to the darkness, he couldn't see anyone.
Sniff! Sniff, sniff, sniff!
Suddenly, he was startled by a noise. He deduced from the noise that someone was crying. But, all of a sudden, he realized the sound was incredibly distinct.
'This is Claire's sound. Did I get inside the system?' Following the voice of Claire, Mike thought for himself. He didn't get lost or collide with anyone along the route as if he was passing through everything while following the voice.
"Sniff! Sniff! I hate him. Sniff, sniff, sniff! I am not a monster ." Claire's sweet but melancholy voice resonated in his ears. When Mike heard the sound close by, he panicked and dashed towards it.
He appeared in a bright room in an instant. The only creature in the room was a girl crouched in one corner. Her arms were curled around her legs as she sobbed. Mike could only observe what was going on from behind.
He felt he couldn't talk just as he tried to. He couldn't say anything because his lips were locked shut. He approached her and patted her shoulder in an attempt to console her because he had no choice but to move further to the left.
Claire's beautiful crying face changed dramatically when she turned around, shouted "Ahhhh! Monster!"
'What? Why are you referring to me as a monster? I am quite aware that I am wrong. But you can't yell like that in front of me.' Mike tried to speak, but none of his words came out of his mouth. He abruptly spun around, as if he sensed something on his right side.
There was a mirror on his right side, just like he felt.
"Monster! "Get out!" Claire screamed, breaking down in tears. Mike cocked his head and examined himself in the mirror. And the next thing you know, he's screamed.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!"
Mike's upper body jolted as he emerged from his bed. He cradled his face with both hands and exhaled heavily.
"Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu That........ was just a nightmare."
"Goddamn it!" Mike cursed himself as he clasped his fists on his own face.
"How can you say anything like that, Mike? She must be upset. I can't believe I said it to a lady." Mike's fingernails started scratching his own face.
"Damn you asshole, damn you mother........, damn you, son of a ........., damn you trash, find a way to apologize." Mike curses himself as he pulls his own hair out of frustration.
Whack! "Damn you, you asshole." Whack! "You filthy scum" Whack! "Damn you, you jerk." Whack! "You're a douche, Mike." Whack! "Damn you, God of Sex of the Future." Whack! "You're a dickhead, you loser." Whack! "Damn you, you pitiful loser." Whack! "Damn you, you pitiful scum loser!" Whack! "Damn you, you miserable scum fucker loser."
"Stop! Stop! Please do not injure yourself in this way." Claire's sobbing voice came to memory all of a sudden. Mike finally came to a halt. His pupils had darkened. There were a few bruises. His cheeks were swelled, and blood was oozing from his mouth. He appeared to be a complete piece of garbage who had been battered by a bunch.
This is also the sole reason Claire stopped him. He wasn't simply cursing himself. With his brute force, he was badly pounding himself.
"How can you damage yourself like this, you fool Host? Your Zombie Mode Side Effect has not yet manifested." Claire reprimanded him from his brain, causing him to smile. But his swelling face obscured his smile totally.
"I sincerely apologize for what I have said. In the heat of the moment, I spoke. I didn't mean it at all." Mike bowed deeply and apologized in front of nothing but air. Claire, on the other hand, was aware that he was apologizing to her.
She groaned profoundly in his mind and murmured, "Host, you shouldn't speak with such recklessness. Some people may take it rather seriously."
"Yeah!" Mike began to speak, but his eyes began to whirl and spin.
Thud!
As he landed on the ground, his eyes closed. The Zombie Mode side effects begin at this point.
......….
Castle of Demon King Atharos, One of Three Forbidden Dungeon
The throne was occupied by a guy dressed in armor. On the armor, there were numerous fist marks. The entire hall had collapsed. He had a look of rage in his eyes.
"Goddamn it! How could the Planet Destroyer still live in such a place? I believed he'd left after the war with those Outlanders. Damn! Only two years remained until the next war. I need to prepare for that."
The man gripped his hand and spoke with a solemn expression. There were scores of dead bodies strewn about in front of him. However, as time passed, those bodies gradually healed and stood up.
"Hehe! Celestials are simply celestial. Nothing can kill them except that essence and soul attacks. That jerk was wasting his time with his brute force. But thanks to him I'm having another issue to solve now."
"That savage sealed another portion of my power. I can only rely on my celestial legion now until I can obtain her blood. Only one week remained! I'm hoping she inherited those memories. I need to regain some strength."
As he said, he closed his eyes and entered the state of meditation.
Next Morning,
Mike woke with a screen panel appearing in front of him. It was his own status panel.
"Yin-Yang Harmony System- Level 1
Cultivation- Soldier Realm- Thirteenth Rank (Eighth Evolution)
User- Mike Tyson
Innate Ability- Blue Brute Essence +500 STR, +200 AGI (SS-Rank)
STR: 3117
AGI: 3051
INT: 1292
STM: 1390
DEF: 3108 (Additional DEF- Iron Skin)
Unique Ability- Super Strength (+650 STR), Super Speed (+650 AGI), Super Endurance (+650 DEF)
Skills- Meteor Fist, Lightning Spear, Heavenly Dragon Melody, Storm Steps, Sky Lightning Fist, Tyrant Lightning Dragon, Tyrant King of Lightning, Snap and Hyper Speed Spear (Space)
Special Ability- Gravity Domain (Meteor Fist), Lightning Domain (Sky Lightning Fist)
Divine Abilities- Sex Aura, God Slaughtering Overlord Fist Essence (1-Layer), Golden Buddha Kong Body (1-Layer), Pleasure Hands, Unlimited Sex Stamina,
Will and Spirit- Slaughter Will, Slaughter Spirit, Fighting Will, Fighting Spirit, Spear Will
God of Sex Versions: Zombie Mode 1.0
Yin-Yang Partners- Jenny Flora, Lauren Green (Heavenly Maiden-Hold), Scarlet Stagroar (Supreme Fairy-Hold), Olive Xavier (Heavenly Maiden-Hold),
Yin-Yang Slave- Sunny Sen, Liora Miller Tori Pratt, Alena Babbage, and Ava Eliot
Stat Points: 0
System Points: 500021
Inventory- Howling Tiger Spear, 66 HP, 48 PP, Whirlwind Boots, Guild Creation/Joining Token, Evolution Stone*5, Golden Slime, Black Dragon Saber, and Wind Sword.
System Level Up Condition- Heavenly Maiden*1"
"Hush! Except for the new Snap skill, nothing has changed." Mike exhaled as he rose to his feet. His phone abruptly began to buzz. He tracked down the vibration and discovered it under his pillow.
"Hmm! I forgot I needed to call Jenny. I must have dozed asleep when I took up the phone to call her." Mike remembered the previous night and pulled out his phone.
He massaged his eyes as he spotted the texts and missed calls. He then took another look at it. But the outcome was the same.
987 Messages and 1351 Missed Calls!
'I'm going to require a new SIM card.' As he accessed the messages section, Mike sighed.
'Hmm!' He opened the banking app after a few minutes of scrolling. He signed up for an account and activated his ID.
Your Account: 85125365205
'One, ten, hundred, thousand, ten thousand, hundred thousand, million, ten million, hundred million, billion, EIGHTY-FIVE BILLION ONE HUNDRED TWENTY-FIVE MILLION THREE HUNDRED SIXTY-FIVE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED FIVE DOLLARS.'
"Holy crap! I didn't go over every message, but this is still excessive. 85 billion dollars! Doesn't that mean twenty-one ladies have already transferred $5 billion to become the most powerful member? "Wait, who are those girls?" Mike was taken aback at the sum.
He instantly opened his own website and checked the top members.
"Sharley" "Margaret" "Piper" "Layla" "Ankie" "Jane" "Becky" "Tori" "Ava" "Alice"
"Wait a second, doesn't this seem familiar? Could it be that Alice?" Mike became enthralled and pressed on her name. Her profile appeared the following instant.
"Holy crap! It is really her. That indicates she agreed to be my lover as well. I didn't think I'd succeed despite my efforts. No, she didn't get in touch with me till today. That suggests those statements must have had an impression on her."
"....... I became a celebrity with just a few sentences. Is this to say that my posters will be displayed all over the world after becoming a celebrity?" Mike found himself imagining himself with dozens and dozens of ladies, having fun beside the swimming pool, every dancing, singing, and fucking.
Fucking!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Holy crap! I didn't become a celebrity. I turned into a pornstar." Mike became aware when he found himself naked in the midst of dozens of naked women. Every single girl was staring at him with lustful eyes.
Ring! Ring!
"Hello!" Suddenly, someone calls him and he picks up the call.
"Hello!" Someone suddenly calls him, and he answers the phone.
"Good day, Mr. Tyson! Khan is my name. I am the CEO of the Blueberry Condom Corporation. Our company has recently launched a new branded condom. I hope you will advertise..."
To! To! To!
"What the hell is going on? I didn't become famous in order to promote condoms. Damn! It seems I really need my SIM card." After cutting the call in the middle, Mike whacked his own forehead.