World’s Cutest Alchemist
Chapter 150 - Final Trailer (2)
December 22nd.
I looked at the calender with a smile. In just a few hours, the trailer will be released. Hehe, I can’t wait.
Until then…
“Mouse!” I said.
“Bin!” Luna replied.
“Mouse!”
“Bin!”
“Bin!” I said.
“Mouse!” Luna said.
““Hahaha!”” We both laughed.
“Do you want to play some ALG?” I asked after a moment.
“Oh! Sure.” Luna smiled, “Should we ask Rumi too?”
“Mhm.” I nodded, “I’ll use the laptop.”
…
[BIN! STOP DYING!!!] Rumi shouted as the familiar death screen appeared.
“It’s not my fault!” I exclaimed.
[What do you mean ‘it’s not my fault’?! You’re running straight into buildings that we know the enemies are in!] Rumi shouted.
“Nuh-uh! It’s the stupid ambushing meta!”
[Well! I mean…You’re not wrong! But that doesn’t detract the fact that you’re running in blindly and expecting to not get killed!]
“That’s not my fault! If you just cleared the building before I entered, it’d be fine!”
[WHAT!? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CLEAR THE BUILDING FIRST WHEN YOU JUST RUSH INTO IT WHILE I’M HALFWAY ACROSS THE MAP!?]
- LOLOLOL
- Rumi’s getting ragebaited LMAO
- Bin is so funny bro
- HAHAHA
- (rumilaugh)
[Good try, good try.] Luna calmly said.
[GOOD TRY!?] Rumi repeated.
“Pfft! Bahaha!” I broke and started to laugh, honestly, yeah, it’s been my fault that we’ve been dying a lot. But! I’m really not trying to! It’s this stupid ambushing meta that everyone’s been using!
You know what? I can’t take it anymore. I’m just blowing everything up. The counter to the ambushing meta are explosives!
[Okay! You know what! Bin! Just stay next to me at all times! Okay? You can rush into any building you want when I’m next to you.] Rumi said.
“Got it!” I said.
- She said that last round too.
- She’s about to run it down again LOL
- Let’s just accept it, Rumi’s weighing the team down.
[EXCUSE ME!?] Rumi shouted.
Pfft! I internally giggled. I love Rumi’s reactions so much.
[Hold on, don’t queue for another.] Luna said, [Final trailer’s about to drop.]
[Oh! Let’s all watch it together! I’ll share my screen.] Rumi said.
“Okay~” I said before heading to the bedroom. I needed to see Luna’s expressions when the trailer started.
“How long until it starts?” Luna asked.
“Boo!” I exclaimed, trying to spook her.
“Eek!” Luna flinched and turned to me with a glare.
“Hehe!” I giggled.
Though Luna couldn’t turn her senses off, she could have them muted to certain things like objects, liquids, animals, or in this case, people. When we’re at home, she mainly has everything muted so that her brain doesn’t need to take in too much information.
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[Bahahaha!] I heard Rumi’s laugh coming from Luna’s headset.
I smiled at Luna and she sighed softly, unable to maintain her glare.
Luna switched the audio to the speakers so that I could hear what Rumi was saying.
[Two minutes until the premiere. Are you two watching it side-by-side?] Rumi asked.
“Yep!” I replied, grabbing a chair and sitting next to her.
Was it my imagination that she looked a little disappointed…?
I mean, as much as I wanted to sit on her lap, if I did, I wouldn’t get to see her juicy reactions when she finds out about the collaboration.
So! This’ll have to do.
I also got ready to record. Just in case.
[What do you guys think this trailer is going to show?] Rumi asked.
“It’s definitely confirming the production update.” Luna said, “And, maybe a collaboration? Though, I’m not too sure who they’d collab with.”
[For sure! I watched that second trailer over 20 times!] Rumi said, [If there isn’t a production update, then, I don’t even know anymore. And I really hope that there’s a collab, chat, who do you think and want them to collaborate with? Personally, I’d love to see a Little Bomber or Dragon Queen collaboration.]
- Little Bomber!! It’d fit so perfectly! Production class overhaul + Little Bomber? It just makes sense!
- I’d love to see Dragon Queen! Imagine trekking into a cave or area filled with dragons? It’d be amazing!
- Raccoon NEEDS to be a skin!!
- Dragon queen!!
- I need Sword Princess to finally come to the game!
- Although, she doesn’t have as much explosive popularity as Raccoon of Dragon Queen does, I’d love to see MintChocoMaster!
[What about you, Mouse?] Rumi asked.
“I don’t really know.” Luna shrugged, “I know who I’d like to see, but, I don’t think it’s happening.”
[Who would you like to see?]
“Well,” Luna glanced at me, “I think seeing Raccoon would be fun. But, I don’t think that’s happening.”
[Really? I think there’s at least a possibility. What about you, Bin?]
“I-” Just as I went to speak, the countdown finished and the video started to play.
I couldn’t stop the smile from appearing on my face. As the screen showed the cauldron, I stared at Luna’s face. She was fully focused on the trailer.
Then, as the hands came into frame. I saw her recognize it in real time; Her eyes widened and her jaw dropped. She even forgot to breath and blink as she stared at the screen.
[WAIT! IS THAT!?] Rumi shouted.
- Raccoon!!!
- Little Bomber!!!
- CONFIRMED YES!!!
- OMG THOSE NAILS I KNOW THOSE NAILS!
- RACCOON COLLAB!!!
[LITTLE BOMBER!!] Rumi squealed excitedly.
When the scene switched, Luna slowly turned to me with completely surprised and excited expression. I swiftly captured that pretty face in a barrage of photos like I was some sort of paparazzi.
[Wait! Is this…OMG! IT’S THE THEME PARK!!] Rumi shouted, [LITTLE BOMBER IS TAKING OVER THE THEME PARK!]
Luna immediately snapped her attention back to the computer and leaned in, as if she didn’t want to miss a single detail.
“What kind of shield is that…?” Luna said quietly.
[I think it has to be a new one. I don’t think I’ve ever seen it in the game before.] Rumi replied.
Then, the screen showed the entrance.
[Little Bomber’s fun zone!!] Just as Rumi shouted that, the explosion sounded in the distance, [Wait! Did something just blow up!? No, no, don’t tell me…]
“Does…Everything you loot have a chance of blowing up?” Luna said the words that Rumi didn’t want to hear and glanced at me.
I only smiled as a reply, but, it seemed like that gave her the answer she needed.
They continued watching until we reached the part where the mage had started walking towards the robe on the bench.
[Oh no…Please no…] Rumi said, but, by the tone of her voice, she already knew what was coming.
BOOM!
[It all has a chance-] Rumi suddenly stopped talking as the dangling legs appeared on screen.
Luna leaned even further in, she had her full focus on the screen.
Gradually, Raccoon appeared on the screen.
[OH MY GOD, SHE LOOKS SO GOOD!] Rumi exclaimed as she saw the skin.
“Wow…Yeah, she does.” Luna nodded.
[What are those boots!? She didn’t wear those in her floor clear did she? I wonder if that was a creative liberty or if the Little Bomber is changing her look.]
- I NEED HER, NOW!
- TAKE MY MONEY!!
- Raccoon’s outfit is so different than everyone else’s and that suits her perfectly! It really looks like she’s going to bring chaos to the map!
[Imagine if she just took off her mask completely, that’d be crazy.] Rumi commented as the screen went black, [We have to rewatch-] She paused. The video didn’t stop there.
Raccoon bounced on the ground before throwing an explosive potion at the camera. Yeah…That’s where I remembered it stopping. But, the video didn’t stop.
As the explosion cleared up, Raccoon leaned close to the camera and grabbed it, completely breaking the fourth wall. Holding it like she was taking a selfie, she flashed a toothy smile before showing off a small bouncy ball.
Raccoon tossed the bouncy ball into the air and the camera followed it. And just as it was about to hit the ground the video ended.
“PFFT!” I spat out and burst into laughter, “Bahahaha!”
[Excuse me…?] Rumi said calmly before her tone went from 0-100 in an instant [ARE YOU SERIOUS!? EVEN IN ALG ROYALE, WE CAN’T FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS TO THE DAMNED BOUNCY BALL!?]
- ???
- We’re even getting trolled by ALG Royale now???
- WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BOUNCY BALL?
- HAHAHAHA I’M GONNA GO CRAZY
“Bin…” Luna mumbled and looked at me like it was my doing.
But! It really wasn’t! I didn’t tell them to troll everyone! In hindsight, I should have! But, I didn’t!
[Ugh!! Bin, Mouse!] Rumi said.
“Yes?~” I replied.
[You’re both awakeners right? Could you please try and snag me a bouncy potion for Christmas!! Please!! I’m on my hands and knees right now, begging!] Rumi pleaded.
Oh, right. I didn’t think of that. Since I’m only selling them on the exchange, only awakeners have the ability to purchase them…So unawakened like Rumi are just kind of screwed.
Hm…I should get these CPSC approved for the next sale. I’ll have to ask Ashley about it…But…Is this even in her job description? Eh! Whatever! It’ll be fine!
“I’ll try to buy one for you!” I said, “But, if she only sells one and I get it then I’m keeping it for myself!”
“Sell one…?” Luna repeated and looked at me incredulously, as if I would do such a thing! She’s giving me such a slanderous look!
[NO! DON’T EVEN WILL THAT INTO EXISTENCE!] Rumi shouted.
- Oh my god, I never thought about it, but, she’s someone who would actually only sell a singular potion…
- She did claim limited stock.
- Screw you, Bin! It’s mine! I’m gonna get it before you!
“Pfft! Hehe!” I giggled.
“I’ll also try to get one for you, but, if we do get one, should we just mail it to you?” Luna asked.
[Oh! Can I talk to you two about that privately?] She asked.
- ???
- WHAT ABOUT US?
- Streamer’s abandoning us… (rumicry)
[Blah! Shut it, chat!] Rumi exclaimed.
“Wow, Rumi, abusing your chat?” I said, “You’ve changed, man…”
“That’s a little messed up, Rumi…” Luna agreed.
- We’re used to it…
- I’m sobbing and crying now, thanks Rumi.
- D:
- She yelled at us (rumisad)
[No! I mean!] Rumi stumbled over her words, [GAH! Fine! I’ll just say it!]
“Eh? No need! We’re kidding!” I said.
[Too late!] Rumi said, there was nothing either Luna or I could say to stop her, so, we just let her continue, [I’m planning on taking a trip to the state you both live in after new years! So, if you manage to get one for me, I’d like to get it in person!]
“Oh!” I said, delightfully surprised before continuing, “Really? You’re coming to Florida?”
[AH!] Rumi shouted, [BIN! YOU’RE JUST LEAKING THAT!??]
“Eh…? It’s quite an open secret, no?” I knew that it certainly wasn’t hidden, heck, that stalker post that thought that Raccoon and BinLover were the same person found out that Luna lived in Florida.
[It’s different when you confirm it on stream!] Rumi said.
“I feel like you give Rumi mini heart-attacks every time you’re on stream, Bin.” Luna said to me.
“Pfft!”
[YES! SHE REALLY DOES!]
- And we love her for that!
- It’s such a funny dynamic!
- I love seeing Bin on stream so much, it’s so fun.
- LEAKED LOLOL
“So! Whenever you come to Florida, Mouse and I will give you a grand ol’ tour! There’s plenty of fun things here!” I said.
[You…Haah…] Rumi sighed.
- She gave up.
- Yep, gave up.
- LOL
[Okay! I’ll message you! I’ve never been to Florida before. Show me all the cool spots!]
“Will do!”
- Vlog?
[Oh! That’s an idea. But, Bin and Mouse would have to be comfortable with that, what do you guys think?]
“Of what?” Luna asked.
“A vlog,” I answered, “Do you not read chat, Mouse?”
“Oh, I’m fine with that, what about you?”
“Fine with me too.”
That’s actually perfect! There’s a good chance that BinLover…I get exposed as Raccoon before the housewarming party in however many months. So, the sooner I meet Rumi and reveal my identity, the better.
[Yes! Okay! I won’t be showing our appearances though, at most, it’ll be our hands. No face reveal for you, chat!]
- Okay!
- (rumithumbsup)
- One day…
[Alright! Bin, Mouse, can we rewatch the trailer? I want to examine it bit by bit!] Rumi asked.
“Go ahead!”
“Sure.”
And so, Rumi replayed the trailer. Again and again.
While she did so, Luna stared at me incredulously. I could tell she had a lot of questions. But! Those will have to wait until after stream~ Hehe!
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