Novel Full Chapter 573 This Is Just For Booty Calls Isn’t It?
Chapter 573 This Is Just For Booty Calls Isn’t It?
?Hiandoca made a disappointed moaning sound when I pulled myself out of her.
“Aww… I would have been fine with us just continuing this for the next hundred years or so. How about it?”
“I will have to decline, there’s still things I would like to do so I can’t take a hundred years off for you.”
“Kukuku~ I’d think you’re the only one in this World right now who could say no to a proposition like that from me~”
She slipped her hand into her nether regions before bringing it back up, her fingers practically dripping with my seed.
She then licked her fingers clean slowly, savouring every bit of it.
I decided to just wait for her to finish since I figured I wouldn’t want someone to interrupt me while I was savouring my sweets either.
She finally finished licking her hand clean before turning to me, “Delicious~ I would settle for just ten years though? How about that?”
“I’m afraid I will have to decline that too.”
“Hmph… Oh well~ This actually gives me an idea! Right, your reward… Reward, reward, reward~ Let’s see now… Here you go! Pick one of these! Aren’t I such a generous Goddess? Kukuku~”
She snapped her fingers and five objects appeared in the air in front of me.
All five of them were in the shape of orbs and since she didn’t look like she was going to explain each of them to me, I ended up just using [Screened] on them.
Let’s just start with the first one on the left…
[Orb of Biggest Dickus – Use it to gain the biggest dick in the entire World]
… This seems more like a curse than anything… Considering there are giants in this World, I would probably get something that was even bigger than theirs… Definitely a curse.
[Orb of Pussylicious – Use it to gain a vagina that no one can resist eating out and nothing will stop them from doing so.]
… That’s definitely another curse…
Like if I had that, it just means that whoever I showed my vagina to, they would just clamp their mouth over it and never let go. Who the fuck wants that?
Ok, what’s the third item then?
[Orb of Badongkas – Use it to gain the biggest breasts in the entire World]
…
This is exactly the same problem as the first one isn’t it? Are these all cursed items?!!
[Orb of Irresistible Charm – You become completely irresistible to the opposite sex to the point that they will do anything to get you.]
… I’m going to assume that includes trying to rape me doesn’t it?
[Orb of Pleasure Call – Use this to summon an avatar of Hiandoca. Will break upon usage.]
…
…
I turned to her, “You only want me to choose one of these from the start don’t you?!”
She acted innocent, “Ehehehe~ I don’t know what you are talking about, haven’t I shown you five wonderful rewards over here for you to pick? You are free to choose any of them! So pick one! I don’t just do this for anyone, you know?”
“Yeah, but four of them are basically just cursed items aren’t they?” I pointed out.
“How can that be? Don’t mortals normally want to be the best? So having the biggest physical aspect should be a blessing right?”
“Not when those things are out of your physical proportions…”
She pointed to the Orb of Irresistible Charm, “But this one makes you irresistible! Isn’t that something mortals wished for too?”
“Uh huh… Can I turn the charm off?”
“No?”
“And would the people who are charmed take my consent into consideration?”
“Nope!”
“Then it’s a curse!!”
“But you can enjoy a life of sex! You would just need to lie there and people will literally just come and fuck you! Isn’t that the best?”
“No.”
She pouted but quickly switched her attitude, “Well, I guess that just means you can only pick one reward!”
Yeah, she definitely wanted me to pick that from the start.
But here’s the thing…
“Nothing’s stopping me from rejecting the rewards completely right?” I asked.
“E… Eh? Wait a minute. You’re not actually thinking about rejecting a reward from me, are you?”
“I don’t need to actually accept any of them do I?”
“No, no, no… You’re rejecting a reward given to you by a Goddess you know? How does that make any sense?”
“What? Are you saying we mortals aren’t allowed to reject a gift from you?”
“No, it’s just… It’s just… Argh! Fine!! I want you to take this! Just hurry up and take it! The others are already making a ruckus about me spending so much time here!”
She snatched the Orb of Pleasure Call and handed it to me directly.
She’s not even hiding it anymore huh…
I’m assuming that the ‘others’ she was referring to were the other gods.
I sighed and took it, deciding that it would be better to just accept it instead of making a goddess upset at me by rejecting it.
“In that case… I’ll accept it…”
She happily handed the orb to me and puffed out her chest, “Kukuku~ Just call me whenever you want! I’ll definitely come!”
I have a feeling she meant the other type of ‘come’ but I didn’t comment on it.
The goddess then blew me a kiss before disappearing in a flash of light, which also seemed to have the effect of returning the dungeon back to normal since the broken barricade and all those equipment this self-proclaimed Shadow Lord had kept here disappeared.
Seeing that there was nothing else left for us, I guess it’s time to leave.
Gwen was still unconscious so I had to pick her up in my arms and walked to the exit while dragging Fuckface and Jurga on a rope behind me, returning my Shadow Guards back inside my shadow at the same time.
As my vision adjusted and I found myself at the entrance of the Dungeon, I suddenly saw several figures leaping towards me.
I almost dropped Gwen to defend myself but stopped when I saw who it was.
“Mistress!”
“Sister Aster!!”
“Asteeeeeeerrr!!”
“Aster!!”
I let Katsuki, Odeta, Lisa and Delmare hug me while I was still holding Gwen.
I didn’t even mind that Lisa was groping my boobs from behind either.
“Mistress, are you hurt anywhere?” Katsuki asked, already pulling out a potion from somewhere.
“I’m fine, don’t worry. I already dealt with the ones responsible for this,” I assured her, nodding to the guys behind me on the ground.
Everyone turned to see the Rejmars that I had tied up on the ground.
They looked like they were going to say something but then two more voices cut in.
“Aster!!”
“Aster, you’re back!!”
I turned my head and had to peek over the shoulders of Delmare and Lisa to see Olgar and Thorn running towards me.
“Oh, hello, you guys made it out alright.”
“Yeah, so did everyone else. Or whoever that was left at least,” Olgar muttered, turning to look at the crowd of Rejmars that I had somehow missed when I first returned.
Thorn scratched his beard, “We came out here and there weren’t any people outside. But just as we were thinking about going back into the Dungeon, everyone was teleported out here.”
Seems like after I defeated Jurga, everyone else who had been inside was sent outside.
Well, at least we did not need to worry about needing to go back in and search for the others who were trapped in there.
Olgar then nodded at Gwen who was still in my arms, “Is she alright?”
“Ah, she’s fine. She’s just tired after we fought the Dungeon boss. That fuckface managed to make some giant Shadow Devourer that we had to beat. Turns out it was the transformed Jurga….”
That was when the two of them noticed Jurga’s corpse and the unconscious Fuckface.
Thorn gasped, “Wait… Is that Jurga?! Then that guy is…”
I chuckled, “Yep, the guy who made those Shadow Devourers.”
I intend to hand him over to Sebastian and let him decide what to do with him, maybe we could get something out of this before handing him over to the Rejmars.
Ah, I would ask to have his memories about my Shadow Guards be erased first of course, which was why I brought him back here first.
I looked around for the Wrunch in question when I realised Katsuki was sniffing at me.
She looked at me with a serious face, “Mistress… There’s a weird smell on you… Something… Something that is making me feel a little… Weird?”
Err… Don’t tell me she smelt Hiandoca on me? Wait… Is her smell actually making her horny?!
Lisa then started sniffing me too and even gave my neck a lick, “Hmmm… She’s right. You smell really hot, Aster~ It makes me want to push you down right now~”
“Ah, ok ok! I think that’s enough hugging for now! I need to talk to Sebastian!”
I managed to escape from my companions before they got too affected by whatever they were smelling.
I guess I should bathe myself as soon as possible or it might lead to them doing something weird.
Probably telling them about my meeting with Hiandoca might be a bad idea… Especially since she’s Lisa’s Goddess so I don’t know how she would react if she knew.
I’m just going to shove that Orb she gave me somewhere deep inside my Pack of Folding and forget about it…
Sigh… Why couldn’t she just give me some sweets instead of this useless orb…
“Mistress…”
I turned back to see Katsuki holding several cookies in her hands as though she had heard my plea.
Ahhhh!! I love you Katsuki!!!
Om nom nom nom~