Novel Full Chapter 1164: The Upper District Adult Store
Chapter 1164: The Upper District Adult Store
She really called them perverts when she came all the way here to visit an adult toy store… Talk about being a hypocrite…
And it wasn’t a case where this shop was selling something else at the side and she came for those stuff because I found her standing in front of one of those shelves. She even had two dildos in her hands and looked like she was comparing them to consider which one she should purchase.
Though I have to admit that this store was really quite well stocked with all the sexual kind of stuff you could think of.
In fact, they even went above and beyond with the decorations that they were even using some kind of pink mist to make the store look the part as well.
“Good day! How may I help you today?” A voice came from the side, surprising me.
I turned to see a really attractive looking Inugami woman who was wearing nothing but lingerie that barely hid her privates giving me a friendly smile.
She must be one of the staff members of this store, since there was a similarly dressed Nekomata currently standing beside that Yoblin girl as well.
No doubt she was dressed like this in order to entice customers or even to advertise the lingerie she was wearing to potential buyers…
Screw it, since I’m already here anyway, might as well see what they have.
“Sorry but I’m new to this city so I came in here without knowing what this place is… Could you explain to me?”
For some reason, her face brightened up when she heard that, “Oh certainly! Would you say that you are lacking some excitement in the bedroom or in your sexual life?”
“Err… To be honest, not really? But I guess I can say that I’m open for experimentation?”
And I’m saying this after my girls literally just brought me around the city to have public sex so yeah… I’m technically not lying here.
She clasped her hands together, “That’s great! Is there anything that you know that you might be interested in? It’s completely ok if there isn’t any though~”
I scratched my head, “Umm… I guess nothing that is too extreme I guess?”
“Any specific fetishes?”
“Not any in particular I guess?”
She gestured towards the interior of the store, “Very well~ Allow me to introduce you to some of our selections over here~”
She led me to another part of the store through a doorway and I found myself staring at what I can only describe as male masturbators.
Right… I should have expected another section for pleasuring the other sex…
She went ahead to pick up a pink one and offered it to me, “This one is a good introductory model~ It’s simple to use and easy to clean as well! Would you like a demonstration?”
I blinked at her before asking, “How… How do you know that I have… Err… The equipment to use this?”
I mean… How the heck did she even know that I was a futa?
She smiled and subtly gestured at the area below me.
Looking down, I only just realised that I was fully erect and pushing against the hem of my skirt very obviously, leaving no room for doubt what was under there.
Ehhhh?! Wait, wait, wait… I didn’t even feel aroused though?! Since when did this happen?!
As though reading my mind, the staff smiled at me knowingly, “There’s no need to be flustered. There’s an enchantment in the store that would make everyone in the store be sexually aroused~ It’s so that we can serve you better~”
…
So that’s what the pink mist was…
Also… I call bullshit on that reason. They definitely made it like this so that people would be too turned on to make rational decisions because they are too aroused and would just make rash purchases.
I bet this is also why they are dressed so provocatively so the people coming in here would also be too distracted by them.
In fact, if I actually looked around… Every customer in this store was not a local, almost as if this place specifically targets tourists.
It’s a tourist trap, basically…
Great…
Hmm… Hold on… Maybe I’m wrong about this… Because despite the fact that I was erect, I do not feel horny at all?
Unless this has something to do with Hiandoca’s blessing…
Well… Either way, I guess it doesn’t really matter to me…
The staff member in front of me brought my attention back to her, “As I mentioned, would you like to test it out, dear customer?”
She even started jerking the toy in an up and down motion right in front of me like it was a completely normal thing to do.
Now I’m a little concerned…
I pointed at the thing in her hand, “You’re… Asking me to test that out?”
She tilted her head at me, “Of course? Otherwise how would you know that you would like this purchase before you purchase it?”
“Isn’t that… I don’t know… Unsanitary?”
She tilted her head even further, “What do you mean, dear customer?”
“I mean… Doesn’t that mean that other people might have stuck their… You know… Their thing in there? Wouldn’t that be gross for me to stick mine in there after them?”
“I don’t understand, dear customer? We clean all of our toys with magic and it would be perfectly fine for you to sleep with a woman who have already had a previous partner, right? Why would that not be considered gross?”
Ugh… I don’t actually know how to answer that…
I mean… The logical answer would be because of germs and the risk of sexually transmitted diseases… Plus the social stigma that comes with using a personal item like sharing a toothbrush or underwear…
But I already know that this World has no STIs and germs aren’t something people of this World are even aware of. Not that they even need to be aware of it since they have magic to basically sterilise and clean stuff anyway.
Still, I’m not going to stick my thing in that just because they cleaned it. Blame it on my old World’s stigmas.
I shook my head, “Well… Errr… I’m good. I’m not actually in need of something like that to begin with anyway… I’d think if I got one, my lovers might feel that they aren’t enough for me or something.”
She gasped, “Oh! Why didn’t you say so? I had been under the wrong assumption that you might not be in a relationship with females! In that case, I suppose you would want our products over here!”
She then took me back through the door again and she led me directly to the shelf that the Yoblin girl was still perusing.
Without even a moment’s hesitation, she grabbed one of the bigger toys off the shelf to show it to me.
“What do you think about this, dear customer? It’s still smaller than yours but if you want something of your size, we have several of those as well!”
I didn’t even get a chance to say anything since the staff’s words got the Yoblin’s attention and she turned to see me there, instantly recognising me.
“You? What are you doing here?”
I nodded at her, “I can say the same to you as well? I thought you were saying how those two were perverts and here I find you going into this shop. You really came all the way here just to buy these toys?”
She pointed the dildo that she was holding in her hand at me, “These are not just simple toys!! These are literal works of art! I knew someone like you wouldn’t even understand!! Look at it! Can you even find a real thing that is comparable to this? The size, the shape, the texture, the taste, the smell! Everything is perfectly crafted and designed! You don’t need to leave it up to fate to decide if the person laying with you has something that is too big or too small! You don’t need to worry that the person you are sleeping with is a quick shot! You control everything and you decide everything with this! This is art beyond what is biologically possible!”
I blinked at her as she finished that whole rant before finally stopping to breathe.
Ok… I get it… This is a passion thing… Sorry if I can’t relate…
The only dick that I like aside from my own is Lisa’s and I’m definitely not going to replace hers with some toy off the shelf…
Even if she does sometimes use that Shaft of Loving to give me surprise sex out of nowhere…
I was just about to concede and let her win that argument when she finally noticed the thing that had been pushing up against the hem of my skirt the entire time. Which really showed how focused she was considering she was at a height where my thing was pointed directly at her face.
In an instant, her demeanour changed and she dropped the toy she had been holding to gape at it.
Err… Hello? My eyes are up here, girl?