Chapter 315: I Think I Treat My Sister A Little Too Good

I stepped out of my teleportation door and appeared back in my penthouse.

My sister was already there waiting at the couch while seated upside down with her legs hanging off the backrest and scrolling on her phone.

I frowned at her, "You’re going to ruin your back like that..."

She finally looked away from her phone and gasped once she realised she was no longer on her own in the room.

She tried to sit up but floundered on trying to roll back upright and ended up rolling onto the floor instead, dropping off the couch to fall onto the floor comically.

I let out a sigh at the sight and used my floating arm to pull her back up on her feet.

She smiled at me sheepishly, "Ehehe~ You’re back ah, Gor~?"

I sighed, "Everytime I see you, you’re pretty free huh? Where’s the... Other two Mortal Gods?"

She shrugged, "I dunno. They left pretty early and haven’t come back yet. So I came up here to find you but then you also weren’t here. So I just chill up here lor."

"Are you even doing your work properly?"

"Of course lah! I got my clones doing work properly hor! I’m a star employee!"

I reached out and pinched her cheek, "Sure you are. And your real body is here slacking off while the clones are working."

"Ahhhh!! Ow ow ow!! Wahhhh!! Why can’t I do that?! I’m still working properly!" She whined.

"You’re setting a bad example. What are you going to do if those Mortal Gods came back and saw you just laying in the room like you owned the place?"

"I will just disappear lah! They won’t even know I was here!"

I turned my gaze to the table that was laden with snacks and a cup of bubble tea that was almost empty before turning back to raise an eyebrow at her.

She pouted, "What? They can just assume that it’s yours what?! They won’t even question it lah!"

I pinched her cheek again, "When was the last time you saw me eat snacks and just leave them around without putting them away?"

"Ahhhh!! Ow ow ow! Aiyah! There’s a first time for everything mah! Not like they know you that well whaaaaat?!" She droned.

I sighed and released her cheek, letting her rub her cheek to ease the pain while I cleaned up the mess made by my sister.

She followed after me, "So what did you do today? Got meet any bad guys or not?"

She had already given up on hiding the fact she already figured out I was doing Vigilante work.

I dumped the trash in the bin and put the snacks away in the cupboards, "As much as I want to say I did not... I unfortunately did. A few thugs here and there and also a gang fight as well... If one day there’s no more crime in the city... That would be great."

She smirked and skipped over to me, only to pause as she frowned at me before she started sniffing at me.

What the heck? What are you doing?

She pressed her face up against my chest and started sniffing me all over before pulling back with a scowl, "Why is there some other girl’s smell on you?"

Seriously, what kind of nose do you have to be this sensitive about things like this?

I rolled my eyes at her, "I had a run in with Captain RV and Singa Sister ok?"

Her eyes widened, "Oh! Really?! That super power couple?! Wahhhh~ Not bad ah, Gor Gor~ You got ask for their autographs or not?"

"No, since one of them was more interested in trying to catch me and bring me to the police for vigilantism while the other didn’t really care about me at all."

She tilted her head, "Eh? What the hell? Who want to catch you?"

"Who else? Captain RV of course. That guy’s the boy scout and a stickler for the rules. He sees me being a vigilante as someone who’s no better than the criminals themselves."

"Wah lau, lame sia. No wonder he can only find another superheroine as his girlfriend."

"They’re not dating."

"Eh? What?! No way! They definitely must be! How can they not be dating?!"

"I know it’s the general consensus but... They really aren’t. In fact, they seem to be more like rivals than love interests. Captain RV is more by the book while Singa Sister is more open minded and liberal. They’re like a cat and a dog with how they are interacting with each other."

She raised an eyebrow at me, "Really meh? I see on TV they also smiling at each other and saying good stuff though?"

"It’s all for the cameras. When the cameras are off, they really just treat each other like nothing more than co-workers."

"Wah... If I tell this to my friends, I think they gonna flip," She giggled before looking at me. "So what you do? Did you beat that Captain RV up?"

I scoffed, "I’m not going to just beat up the golden boy for our county’s superhero group for no reason. I just ran away while the two of them were arguing about what they should do with me."

She leaned in and sniffed at me again, "Hmm... This smells a bit too strong for it to be something short term... You hung out with her, didn’t you, Gor Gor?"

How the heck could she even tell?

I shrugged, figuring that there was no reason to lie to her anyway, "Well... She helped me distract Captain RV enough for me to escape and made a deal with me to help me deal with criminals. I’ll beat them up and she will help me with dealing with the police."

"Eh? Wait... Doesn’t that mean she’s stealing your credit? Like that can meh?"

"It’s not like I want recognition for it anyway... So it’s actually better for me. People will think that Singa Sister is the one doing all the work and they won’t come looking for me."

"Wah lau... And then she gets paid for that? For your work? And all she has to do is float there and look nice? So unfair sia."

"I only care that the criminals are caught and that people are safe. It’s not like we need money anyway, right?"

My sister gave me a look, "You earning a salary from doing this meh?"

I blinked at her, "Err... I wouldn’t call it a salary but... It’s more like an allowance that was allocated by our government to be my personal spending money? Also, those Mana Crystals that we’re processing to sell... A percentage of the earnings come to me. And if I deal with any rifts either personally or through my Guardians, I also receive a cut of the money as well... So... While it’s not a salary, I am still earning money. And I dare say that I’m earning even more than Singa Sister is."

She huffed at me, "Wah... Rich liao lor. So rich and I don’t see you getting me stuff. Why you never spend money on the most important person in your life, ha?"

"That’s our mother, not you."

"Second most important person."

"Dad."

"Wah lau, you really ranking dad above me?! At least put me second and dad third leh!!"

"He supported me through school and Vanguard work."

"I did also leh!! But whatever! Why you never spend your money on me, ha?! So unfair leh! Do you even still see me as your cute, perfect, little sister?!"

I said nothing and slowly reached my hand to the side to open the refrigerator door, revealing the piles upon piles of puddings of various different brands and flavours all crowding inside the fridge. Of course, all of them were bought and stocked personally by me, I did not ask any of my Guardians to do this for me since I am the one who knows her tastes the best.

She then quickly changed her tone and started giggling, "Ehehe~ I love you Gor Gor~ You’re the best~"

Yeah, that’s what I thought.

Well... I’m also quite thankful that my sister’s one of the more sensible ones and she doesn’t care about the luxury stuff like wanting branding clothes and accessories or even asking for some sports car for herself.

Just get her an entire fridge of pudding and she’s already perfectly happy.

And to demonstrate...

I took out one of the puddings from the fridge and handed it over to her, prompting her to immediately grab it and start devouring it like some little gremlin being given food for the first time.

I also took one for myself before closing the fridge door, seeing Hui Zhen had already eaten half of the pudding before I even opened mine.

She’s really a sweets lover through and through.

Which was a good thing for me because she’s so easy to bribe.

I sure hope she doesn’t wander into some random guy’s van because he said there’s candy at the back...