WARNING! Tsundere President

“Are you ****ing kidding me?”

Well, I know there’s no point for me to ask how things happened. Clearly this Crazy Rich Asian wannabe abused his bank account to make things happen. 

What a shameless pimp!

Yeah sure, a Final Year student sleeping with the new students. Sure. Nothing done in the dark. Sure. 

“Mhm.” Yan Sinian blinked his eyes innocently, “What do you mean?”

“Hah!” Mo Ning sneered while Yan Sinian turned to give the two ladies holding the luggages a look, “Thanks you two for your assistance.”

The two girls giggled maniacally, “Naw, it was nothing.”

“Yeah, all for the Prince Charming. Give us a sec, we’ll do it for you.” She winked before storming into the room with her friend to pick that empty bed and set up everything from bed to personal desk for Yan Sinian.

He smiled, crossed his arms and occasionally exchanged looks with Mo Ning.

Eventually he walked to his bed, sat down and looked satisfied, “Thank you again.”

“You’re welcome.”

“It’s our honor, really.”

“Ask us anything if you need help next time!” Said the two girls.

“Yes, even if they two failed, you can consider us too!”

“Yeah, yeah!” Shouted the other girls flooding the corridor, nodding vigorously like the maids to their master in a love-comedy.

Mo Ning rolled her eyes as she pinched her forehead.

HELLO, ladies. Please behave yourself. 

I can’t believe such a shameless pimp could let the girls do all the chores for him. Did he imagine himself as a host from Japan?

Yan Sinian sauntered towards the door and tossed the girls a bright smile, “Hey girls. Sorry but I need to take a nap now, it’s been a long day for me, you see.”

And he slammed the door shut.

The girls sighed in synchrony as they muttered their thoughts.

“Two Prince Charming living in the same dorm? I can now recite a fanfic about 400 chapters long to you guys!”

“I wonder what’ll happen between them…”

“Don’t you jinx it. I still need my idol to stay straight, thank you very much.”

Mo Ning could still hear the occasional gasps echoing in the corridor as she glanced at Yan Sinian who beamed at her like a Shoujo protagonist. She turned away and picked a Macroeconomic textbook to read.

That was when the pages turned dim to her. Confused, she looked up only to be pressed down by the man.

Mo Ning backed away and fell onto the bed.

“What do you think you’re doing? This is a boys’ dormitory and it’s bright out there!”

People could see us and you’ll be expelled any second! 

Yan Sinian rested one hand by her side while tidying her messy fringe gently with the other. His head lowered right before her face, panting as he put up the smile of a wolf. “So does that mean we can do whatever we want when it’s dark out there?”

Mo Ning scowled upon the disgusting man, “Hello, Casanova, gentle reminder: I’m a man.”

“First thing’s first. I don’t like being called a Casanova. If you want a nickname for me, you can call me ‘Romeo’.” And there he growled mischievously with a suggestive smile. The word “Romeo” tickled her ears and that angered her.

“Second, let me tell you a secret about me.” He snickered.

“What is it?”

“I can be straight, I can also go the other way.”