Villain's Refund System: The Protagonist's Harem Is Mine
Chapter 187: Shield Street
Shield Street climbed steeply toward the palace, its walls close enough that two shields could span the width. Riven skidded around the last corner with Yukine and Ysabel behind him, then stopped dead at the sight.
“Captain Cato’s hundred,” Yukine said quietly, “the best drilled men in the kingdom.”
A hundred Crownguard filled the street from side to side, shields locked in a moving fortress of blue and steel. Every foot struck the cobbles on one drumbeat from a boy at the rear, driving the column like one body.
“That is a hundred men breathing in time,” Ysabel whispered, “I do not care for it.”
“They march like a metronome with spears,” Yukine added, folding her arms.
“Then we change the song,” Riven answered, “and see who forgets the words.”
Riven closed his eyes for half a breath, letting Widow’s Ear sort the clash of steel into a drum pattern. One beat in every eight fell on the rear drummer’s left hand, a tiny hole in an otherwise perfect rhythm.
‘One beat in eight is a hole. Holes are exactly where my kind of music lives.’
Behind the column rode a squad of retainers, led by a bald man waving a very large hat. Pryce stood in his stirrups to deliver a rhyme that smelled strongly of mirror rehearsal and wounded pride.
“A Halloway comes with sword and steed, to make the villain pay in deed,” Pryce bellowed.
“That rhymed worse than the last one,” he called back, cupping his hands.
“Silence, wretch… my vengeance has been months in the making!” he shouted.
Riven tapped his thumb against Overdue’s guard, sending Syncopation along the cobbles in threads of pale light. The drummer’s count wobbled by a single beat, sending a dozen shields clashing together out of step.
“Hold the line,” Cato roared from the center, “the count is the count!”
“Not anymore it isn’t… listen to them stumble.”
Yukine flattened her palm against the wall, racing frost along the left gutter to glue a score of feet. Soldiers on that flank pitched forward as their ankles locked, the column splitting open like a badly sewn seam.
“Your left side is stuck to the street,” she said, “I do apologize for the draft.”
Yukine glanced at her handiwork with the satisfaction of a mathematician whose proof just survived a rowdy heckler. Ysabel was already rolling her shoulders, eager to prove that frost was not the only way to win.
“Allow me to take the second rank… I have waited all evening to be unreasonable.”
Ysabel snapped her fan open and pressed her will outward, the second rank folding at the knees like wet paper. Forty men knelt in the street at once, staring at their own hands as if the road itself commanded it.
“On your knees, gentlemen,” she said sweetly, “the pavement is for those who know their place.”
“Madam President, they are the Crownguard,” Petrik’s voice squeaked from somewhere behind a barrel.
“Then they will kneel with great discipline, Petrik, so write that down in your ledger.”
Neighbors peeked through shutters above the street, watching blue-coated soldiers stumble like drunks in front of their doorways. One old woman leaned out and threw a boiled potato, which struck a lieutenant squarely between the eyes.
The lieutenant wiped his face with a sleeve, “Who threw that potato?”
“I did,” the old woman shouted down, “and I have a whole sack left for the next fool.”
Cato watched his formation unravel in a dozen quick heartbeats, his jaw tightening in utter cold disbelief. Twenty years of drilling crumbled in front of him, undone by a missing beat from a drummer.
“Hold the line,” he said hoarsely, “somebody hold the line.”
A blur of black fur hit the broken line, claws raking shields aside as Mara tore a path through it. Soldiers flew left and right, helmets ringing like dropped pans, until the street opened wide enough for anyone to run.
“Go on without me,” she shouted over her shoulder, “I’m busy being terrifying!”
Cato broke free of the chaos and drove Riven backward with a halberd, forcing him into a narrow side alley. The walls pressed close on both sides, lamp brackets hanging overhead, a lamplighter’s bucket abandoned beside a coil of rope.
“You have nowhere left to run, villain,” Cato said, lowering the blade.
“Running is a strategy,” he answered, “you should try it sometime.”
Riven backed down the alley feigning a limp, hooking the lamplighter’s bucket with one foot and spilling it. Cato smiled thinly and charged, his front foot landing squarely in the spreading pool of dark lamp oil.
‘Fake the limp, fake the fear. The oil does the rest.’
The captain’s foot shot out from under him, the halberd clattering as he skated helplessly toward the far wall. Riven stepped aside and tapped Overdue’s flat against the man’s dented helmet, ringing him quietly unconscious like a bell.
“Fake retreats beat halberds every time, especially when the floor cooperates,” he said, wiping his hands on his coat.
Back on Shield Street the retainers dropped their reins as Pryce’s horse bolted, leaving him in the mud. He sat up in the muck, raising both hands with the theatrical certainty of a man expecting applause.
“I yield, I yield,” Pryce cried, “I claim a noble’s parole under the Peers’ Custom.”
“Parole is for honorable surrender,” Riven said, strolling out of the alley.
“I am a peer of the realm… I demand the right of—”
“Denied,” Yukine said, cutting across him with a smile like a closing door.
Yukine stepped forward with a folded paper bearing her seal, the wax glittering in the torchlight above the cobbled street. She held it up where Pryce could read the heading, her voice dropping into the clipped tone of a judge.
“Royal Warrant, signed an hour ago,” she said, “naming House Halloway’s retainers accessories to treason.”
“That is… irregular,” Pryce stammered, staring at the seal.
“It is receipted,” Riven said, pinning a slip to his collar.
[ Receipt: Pryce of House Halloway | one noble parole, voided | paid in full ]
Pryce stared down at the slip pinned to his collar, his lip trembling like a child’s who lost his hat. Two retainers quietly stepped away from him and handed their swords to Petrik, who logged each one in a ledger.
“At least promise the portrait will include my hat,” Pryce whispered.
“We’ll paint it very large,” he said, “right beside the warrant and the date of your arrest.”
Mara dropped from a rooftop onto the cobbles with a soft thump, tail lashing, her ears flat with offense. She surveyed the unconscious captain, the kneeling soldiers, the arrested noble, and finally Riven’s insufferably satisfied grin of triumph.
“You started without me,” she said flatly, crossing her arms.
“You were busy tearing the middle out of a formation,” he said, “I didn’t want to interrupt.”
“That was only the appetizer… you ate the entire main course by yourself.”
“I saved you the potato.”
A single deep note rolled across the city from the palace tower, shaking the water in the gutters. It was the King’s death bell, struck only once, a full hour before Yukine’s reckoning said it should.
“Papa,” Yukine whispered, her frost cracking along the cobbles, “that bell is early.”
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