Villain Cultivator

"This sucks. The room is in a mess."

The repeated shockwaves ruined Xu Miao's room. Small pieces of shattered glasses, wood fragments, broken chairs, random debris, and dirt were everywhere.

Xu Miao had a headache. He wished that there could be a magical spell that could clean the room instead of doing it manually. At this rate, it would take the entire day to clean everything, including replacing the broken windows, furniture, dirty carpets, and wallpapers.

As Xu Miao was massaging his temples, Long Meifang sent another announcement to all disciples.

[Anyone who wishes to request special assistance from me to tidy your dorm and replace your furniture, you can do so by texting me. The price is 10,000 CP per room.]

Xu Miao's face twitched. This elder was an opportunist that took advantage of this situation to make money. The service fee was too expensive for common disciples since they only had a few thousand CPs on average.

Still, after considering everything, 10,000 CP might be cheap as it included new furniture. Instead of spending the day doing chores, he could have spent the time cultivating by paying pseudo cash.

Xu Miao texted to Long Meifang right away.

[Xu Miao here. Can you help me clean my room? The room number is 14001. I'll pay the CP.]

Within a few seconds, someone broke into his room through the window. It was Long Meifang.

However, something was off with her expression. She was drooling and panting like a dog in heat.

"Hmm?"

Long Meifang squinted her eyes and glared at Xu Miao. She didn't recognize his current form.

"I don't think I've come to the wrong room. Wait a second, are you Xu Miao?"

"… Yes, I am."

The elder recalled something about that day when Qi Hong took him to sleep in her room, "Did you practice Vampiric Touch?"

"How did you know?"

Long Meifang laughed, "It's your eyes and the transformation. Everyone who used it will physically change. Some get younger, some get more beautiful, some get instant lean muscle, and most of them get red eyes. Your eyes have changed from blue to red."

Xu Miao rubbed his face and pondered, "So it was because of that."

"Yeah. Well, now that I know that it's you, let's get to business."

"Yes, please. I would like you to help me clean my room. I'll pay the CP."

"I don't need CP from you," The elder snickered. She gazed at Xu Miao's crotch, "I can smell the delicious semen from the lower floors. Let me eat more of your sperm, and I'll renovate your room for free!"

Xu Miao gulped. Although he didn't mind getting a free mouth job from an attractive big-boob woman, getting milked by this dual cultivator might be too dangerous, especially when no other friendly elder nearby.

Still, Xu Miao had just memorized over 10,000 words of the orc king sutra. He wanted to test the effect that he got from it.

"Err, sure. But I don't feel like doing it in this messy room. If you could finish cleaning-"

Xu Miao hadn't finished speaking, but Long Meifang already did something magical. All pieces of furniture, dirt, broken glasses, and trashes got sucked into her spatial ring as if it was a black hole. Then, she ejected a new bed, chairs, cabinets, TV, tea tables, carpets, windows, and various spare parts from her other spatial ring.

All items moved by themselves. They replaced the old furniture as if they were programmed to do so.

Xu Miao's jaw dropped. Had Long Meifang lived in the modern world, she would have been a successful entrepreneur in renovation and housing businesses.

Long Meifang snickered, "This isn't the first time that our building got wrecked. I did this over a hundred times already. Also, I've memorized all room's layout and stored all the spare furniture in my spatial rings. I can easily replace everything with my eyes closed."

"Wow. Senior, you're amazing."

"Hahaha," Long Meifang suddenly teleported in front of Xu Miao and used a technique that he had used on fellow disciples many days ago.

Stripper Swordsmanship, Armor Destruction

The robes of Xu Miao shattered to pieces. Aside from his spatial rings, he was left in a birthday suit.

"Time to collect the payment… Oh, my!"

"!!!"

Both Xu Miao and Long Meifang were surprised. The thing between Xu Miao's legs was no longer just a muscular rooster.

It was Godzilla with a glistering smooth head. For a moment, Xu Miao recalled the average size comparison between various countrymen, and his Godzilla was something from the top tier country.

Long Meifang's eyes gleamed and sparkled as if she had found an amazing toy.

"OOOOOHHHHHHH!! It's huge! Did Vampiric Touch transform your boy, too?"

Xu Miao coughed in embarrassment. He couldn't say that it was the orc king sutra, "Probably."

"Well, normally, I like young and little dicks. I don't mind milking an orc's dick."

Xu Miao almost asked Long Meifang [How did you know it's an orc's dick?], but he managed to swallow his words on time. Still, he was impressed and scared by his upgraded asset.

'System, if I memorize all 100,000 words, won't my dick be larger than my head?'

[[Don't worry. This is the final upgrade regarding the size. The next upgrades are semen volume, vitality, libido, aphrodisiac effect, and brainwashing effect.]]

'Aside from my vitality, is there anything else that can benefit my cultivation?'

[[Once you completed the tutorial quest number 9. The new feature will be very useful, depending on your creativity. Please master volume 2's texts and use the fusion feature to explore the skill's potential.]]

The system hinted him something interesting.

However, before he could fantasize himself fusing his current skills, Long Meifang's mouth and tongue already found his Godzilla. The milking machine started its operation.

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An hour later, Long Meifang burped after she drank several liters of Xu Miao's juice.

Unlike the last time, Xu Miao was still fine. His monster asset was still rocking solid, and he was confident that he could do more.

Unfortunately, Long Meifang wasn't in a good shape. Her appearance changed after drinking too much sperm, and it affected her mental state. Still, she was only tipsy as her aphrodisiac, and drug resistance was higher than human.

Behind the elder's back, two bat wings spread. Two black horns extended from her temples, and a luster long black devil tail protruded from an area above her buttocks. Several pink tattoos lightened on Long Meifang's crotch area while her pupils glowed in yellow light.

The elder had transformed into a sexy demon, a succubus queen!

"Err," Xu Miao wanted to tell her that her transformation was undone, and she revealed her true self. However, he didn't want to remind Long Meifang that her secret identity got busted.

Xu Miao didn't care about the demon's little secret, but he was afraid that Long Meifang might kill him if he reminded her.

"You definitely have an orc bloodline. Your dick and your smell are the same as orcs."

"… Thanks for the compliment."

"Say, Xu Miao."

"Yes, senior?"

"Do you want to taste my lower mouth?"

"No, thank you. I'll die if I do."

Long Meifang clicked her tongue. She stood up and turned around in anger, planning to put her clothes back on.

Then, the elder saw the reflection in the mirrors in this room. She found out that she had reverted her form into her real identity, a succubus.

"…"

"…"

Xu Miao and Long Meifang didn't say anything. The awkward silence lasted a minute.

Long Meifang turned around and faced Xu Miao with a bright smile, "Xu Miao."

"Y-Yes?"

"You saw nothing."

"Y-Yes, ma'am!"

"If you tell someone, I'll visit you at night and kill you in your dream!"

"O-Of course, ma'am! My mouth is sealed!"

"… Good. And," The elder turned to Kang Yan, who was staring at them with blank eyes, "Control your sex doll. I won't tell anyone that you stole her virginity. Don't let her utter a word."

"Yes, ma'am!"

Long Meifang coughed a few times, and her appearance changed back to the human form. She opened the window and jumped down without saying anything.

After the elder left for a few minutes, Xu Miao recalled something regarding his side quest. His death-seeking nature took over as he texted her.

"If I want to buy your menstrual blood, how much do I have to pay?"

The moment Xu Miao pressed the [Sent] button, he regretted his decision. He blamed his smooth brain for activating Pepega Mode and forced his body to do something banana.

In a few seconds, Long Meifang texted back.

[You have a weird fetish. Are you addicted to the "Blood Essence"?]

Fortunately, Long Meifang didn't return to kill him. Xu Miao slowly typed with trembling fingers while he was shedding manly tears. He was about to ruin his reputation.

"Yes."

[I see.]

Xu Miao cried a river. He wanted to transform to an ostrich, so he could bury his head underground from the embarrassment and shame.

[One dual-cultivation session per 50 ml.]

Surprisingly, Long Meifang was open about it and didn't mind the request. Still, her demand was dangerous.

"I might die if I dual-cultivate with you, senior."

[If you have more than 100 yang essence, you can last one round. If not, don't bother.]

Xu Miao broke a cold sweat. This succubus was so deadly that she could instantly drain 100 essences with only one session of sex.

Still, the exchange rate was a lot cheaper than buying it directly from the system shop since it cost 100 yin essence per 1 ml of blood.

"I'll think about it."

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The danger was gone, but the muffling sound of shockwaves and explosions were still audible. The battle between the mountain goose sect and Wei Clan's alliance was ongoing.

After the sunset, Kang Yan, who went to sleep after the room was repaired, finally woke up. She sat on an exterior balcony and began cultivating the moon maiden cultivation technique.

As for Xu Miao, he got nauseous from overdosing refreshment pills. He managed to memorize 30,000 words, but his brain was about to explode.

Exhausted, Xu Miao went to sleep early.

While Xu Miao was sleeping, someone entered his room.

"I'm home, master! Look what I have-eh?"

Jiang Lan returned in one piece, but her master was already fast asleep. She pouted as she played with her spatial ring, which contained Xie Tian's items.

"Meanie. Oh, well. I'll take a bath and wait for tonight's summon-"

*POEK*

Before Jiang Lan could finish her sentence, she fell unconscious and collapsed on the floor. Xu Miao in the Isolation Training Space already summoned her as she wished.

Today, the brothel was as peaceful as ever.

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= Meanwhile =

"EXPLOSION!"

*BOOM*

Zhu Qiao was laughing nonstop as she pointed her palm in the direction of the mountain goose sect. Every time she predicted that an explosion would occur, she yelled the magic word.

"EXPLOSION!"

*BOOM*

"AHAHAHAHA! *COUGH* *COUGH* Oh, shit. I'm out of breath."

The pink-haired girl stopped playing and returned to her bed. She took off her eyepatch, a black cloak, a one-piece red dress, and a witch hat before she buried her face in her pillow.

Bat wings extended from her back. Zhu Qiao wiggled her long tail while her hands scratched her black horns.

The virgin succubus was bored.

"This world sucks. I want my good old internet. I want to watch anime. I don't want to cultivate anymore…"